What about a kick-off that is headed on by on by a dove flying overhead?

Alex Ferguson's doctor.

"What do you mean they were the poisonous tablets?!"

That or a game park ranger in Africa.

Perhaps even a sniper to knock off that wanker Mugabe!

The ref would still have disallowed it!

I agree that we had the chances to finish Bootapool off tonight but Hleb was about to do just that!

Total rubbish, the only man responsible for a draw was that c*nt of a ref. He denied us a clear penalty and pissed about hand-jobbing the mousers all night. Mark my words, Bendtner will be on the scoresheet at St Michael's next Tuesday.

I'm a Primary School Teacher . I'm quite calm at school but let out all my anger at football!

I've heard that Ashley Cole still plays with jermaine jenas and Jermaine Pennant, but only at weekends in hotel rooms

Does anyone know where I can get my PSV commerative mug for this one?

Load of shit today. They deserve nothing.

I fucking love you Arsenal. You are all fucking amazing. Put that in yer fucking papers tomorrow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, I saw Ramps batting once with an Arsenal wristband!

I was thinking about this during the game on Staurday and thought that every time we hear those: 'sit down you....' songs, we should start ringing up the radio stations straight after the games. I reckon that if enough people complain, then the papers, radio and tv will have to make a point of addre...

Why the fuck should Wenger buy overpriced pieces of English tat when he's shown more loyalty from players born in Ivory Coast and The French West Indies than he is from players like Cole who were brought up by the club? It's just another way of trying to discredit us. No longer boring Arsenal, let's...

I'd rather Arsenal won a throw-in than England won a match. I can't stand those racist thugs that work for rags like the sun and mirror. I always laugh when they bang their drum about the amount of foreigners playing here. I also love the way The Arsenal are to blame for the shit state of English fo...

Yet again our boys come from a goal down to destroy those fools! Well played Gunners, you did us proud!