While it would have been nice to be able to make the fantasy football signings we all crave I think that the last 24 hours has at last seen some of the more urgent weaknesses in the squad addressed. Mertesacker should be the partner that Vermaelen has lacked since his arrival. Together they could be...

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Wengers vanity is destroying the club, nothing more, nothing less. Steady on, if Arsenal are a destroyed club what are Chelsea? Man City? Spurs? Liverpool? Our "destroyed" club will still finish above them despite our shortcomings and their splurging of cash, so lets keep things in perspe...

This site is a scam, weeks of phone calls and being given the run around, finally gave up. Then the day before the game Mrs CC gets a call from some bloke (a tout) who wont give his name saying if she meets him in a pub car park he'll loan her a card, and not to talk to anyone in the ground or say w...

Heard this one away in Sunderland to the tune of My Old man's a Dustman

'Cheryl Cole's a slapper, she is a Gordie whore,
and when she's shagged by Ashley, she dreams of Adebayorrrrrrrrrrrr'

It sucks mate, but I bet what you paid through a tout was more than the cost of a few memberships :( As a general rule of thumb, anything which has "trusted" in its name is not to be trusted!! Regards, Trusty Digger Worst thing is I am a red member, have been for years and could have easi...

Thanks for the advice, but I have a bad feeling about this one. I've emailed the club to see if they can shed any light on this outfit, but I have visions of myself and a tearful Mrs Caped Crusader sitting in the famous cock silently watching the game on the telly. :cry: Still if anyone can shed any...

Mrs Caped Crusader, bless her, has decided to treat me to a day out at the Emirates as a surprise. Not being a card carrying Gooner herself she didn't go thru club channels and bought tickets off the internet from Trustedtickets.com Needles to say they haven't arrived, and I'm getting a bit nervous ...

She's a successful artist Hilarious, doubt Damian Hurst is losing much sleep over Cheryl. Seriously, she's a pretty Karaoke singer with poor taste in men, clothes and music, the type of girl you'd otherwise meet walking around ASDA in her pajamas on a Saturday morning, if her calling as an "ar...

1994/5 Sampdoria vs Arsenal Cup Winners' Cup, Semi-final, 2nd Leg. Talk about drama. A Gunners side that was struggling in the league but invincible in Europe. It was a team run on guts, character and produced an amazing series of European smash and grabs, this one being the highlight.

Arshavin is a class act, but should NEVER be played as a centre forward, particularly in an isolated lone role. Play him deep or wide and he'll destroy any opposition, but ask him to compete in the air with John Terry for 90 mins and your not going to see him at his best to say the least. Perhaps if...

'Where were the defenders, where the hell was the goalkeeper?" ask Roy, well at least they had'nt fu(ked off home in a sulk like you did. Roy Keane is, was and always will be a self promoting s(umbag, and why the opinion of a man who turned his back on his country due to his own petulance, indi...

This is Ireland's "Hand of God" moment.

If he had done that in Croke Park he would have got a call up for Dublin.

Does anyone really believe that it's fine to sell Toure because we still have "seven centre backs"??? We certainly didn't look like a club brimming with an abundance of defensive options last season. A more pertinent answer to the above question would be, how many of those "seven cen...

Sounds like a rouse by Tevez's "owner", an obvious bargaining technique to play one club off against the other, wonder if he'd consider our 13 million?