I walked in the bedroom to find my wife dead in the bed the other day.
Looking at her lifeless there, I decided to have one last go.
Right in the middle she opened her eyes and shouted BOO!
Honestly, some people are fucking sick in the head.
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- Wed Mar 27, 2024 11:17 pm
- Forum: The Cannonballs
- Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
- Replies: 3164
- Views: 641031
- Wed Mar 27, 2024 11:16 pm
- Forum: The Cannonballs
- Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
- Replies: 3164
- Views: 641031
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
A man hates his wife"s cat so much he drives to the next town and dumps it. When he gets home, it"s there. Next day he drives 50 miles and dumps it. When he gets home, it"s there. So the next day he drives to the other side of the country and dumps it. One hour later he rings his wife...
- Wed Mar 27, 2024 11:15 pm
- Forum: The Cannonballs
- Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
- Replies: 3164
- Views: 641031
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
"I'm going out to scrape the car," my wife said this morning.
"Against what?" I replied.
"Against what?" I replied.
- Sun Mar 17, 2024 6:18 pm
- Forum: On the Terraces
- Topic: Porto dirty cheating putas Ch lge last 16 2nd leg Tues 12th Mar KO 8pm
- Replies: 529
- Views: 5507
Re: Porto dirty cheating putas Ch lge last 16 2nd leg Tues 12th Mar KO 8pm
HmmmDB10GOONER wrote: ↑Sat Mar 16, 2024 6:59 pmThey'd surrendered long before that was even a distant possibility. Fucking cheese eating surrender monkeys.
03.00hrs GMT Russia invades Ukraine
03.01hrs GMT France surrenders
- Thu Mar 14, 2024 2:58 pm
- Forum: On the Terraces
- Topic: other matches this weekend
- Replies: 13374
- Views: 1125464
Re: other matches this weekend
We will get shitty, warm balls ( ) and all that
- Tue Mar 12, 2024 11:08 pm
- Forum: On the Terraces
- Topic: Porto dirty cheating putas Ch lge last 16 2nd leg Tues 12th Mar KO 8pm
- Replies: 529
- Views: 5507
- Tue Mar 12, 2024 9:17 pm
- Forum: On the Terraces
- Topic: Porto dirty cheating putas Ch lge last 16 2nd leg Tues 12th Mar KO 8pm
- Replies: 529
- Views: 5507
Re: Porto H Ch lge last 16 2nd leg Tues 12th Mar KO 8pm
This match just goes to show how crap the level of the Premier League is. Been saying it all season Rob. Still we should be beating these cheating cnuts, come on boys Behave yourselves, it's such a shit excuse, so who are the reigning CL team, who's top of the PL league, put Porto in the PL and the...
- Sat Mar 09, 2024 6:59 pm
- Forum: On the Terraces
- Topic: Brentford bulbeyes H Sat 9th Mar KO 530pm
- Replies: 262
- Views: 4171
Re: Brentford bulbeyes H Sat 9th Mar KO 530pm
Blatant pen
- Sat Mar 09, 2024 6:36 pm
- Forum: On the Terraces
- Topic: Brentford bulbeyes H Sat 9th Mar KO 530pm
- Replies: 262
- Views: 4171
Re: Brentford bulbeyes H Sat 9th Mar KO 530pm
Time and time and time again it was said on here that he lets the ball roll across his body and waits a fucking eternity to kick it. He’s a fucking brain dead C.UNT :twisted: He was slow BUT surely defenders were taught as a kid to not pass directly at goal plus they know he lets it pass across his...
- Sat Mar 09, 2024 6:32 pm
- Forum: On the Terraces
- Topic: Brentford bulbeyes H Sat 9th Mar KO 530pm
- Replies: 262
- Views: 4171
Re: Brentford bulbeyes H Sat 9th Mar KO 530pm
Got to say though that although Trossard is one of my favourite players he should have lobbed the keeper early doors from rambos throw because he was 15 yards off his line and it was a sitter.
- Sat Mar 09, 2024 6:27 pm
- Forum: On the Terraces
- Topic: Brentford bulbeyes H Sat 9th Mar KO 530pm
- Replies: 262
- Views: 4171
Re: Brentford bulbeyes H Sat 9th Mar KO 530pm
I actually feel sorry for the guy but unfortunately that's him done now, I always wanted him to do well.
Havertz one end missing a sitter and then gifting them a joke of a goal.
Still, I think we will win this 4-1
Havertz one end missing a sitter and then gifting them a joke of a goal.
Still, I think we will win this 4-1
- Sun Feb 25, 2024 8:42 pm
- Forum: On the Terraces
- Topic: Mikel Arteta, success or failure? - Merged thread.
- Replies: 4911
- Views: 728137
Re: Mikel Arteta, success or failure? - Merged thread.
I understand people dont like Arteta and this forms their basis for their opinion on him. However our defensive prowess is levelling up. Teams struggle to get into our final third let alone carve a string of high quality chances. Ill still never understand the desire to see this manager sacked and ...
- Sat Feb 24, 2024 8:19 pm
- Forum: On the Terraces
- Topic: Barcodes H Sat 24th Feb KO 8pm
- Replies: 281
- Views: 4068
Re: Barcodes H Sat 24th Feb KO 8pm
Fuck me sideways, went to pour a wine and we score
- Sat Feb 24, 2024 8:17 pm
- Forum: On the Terraces
- Topic: Barcodes H Sat 24th Feb KO 8pm
- Replies: 281
- Views: 4068
Re: Barcodes H Sat 24th Feb KO 8pm
Literally just got back in time for this game, got stuck on the M25 after a multi car pile up and three lanes closed. Been a a kids party all day, 60 screaming little urchins in Hertfordshire. Anyhow my hearing is slowly returning and a glass of wine in hand (Well I did but it's empty already :lol: ...
- Thu Feb 22, 2024 8:52 pm
- Forum: On the Terraces
- Topic: Barcodes H Sat 24th Feb KO 8pm
- Replies: 281
- Views: 4068
Re: Barcodes H Sat 24th Feb KO 8pm
These are getting fucked off back to Poundland with their tails between their cunnts 5-0