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- Sun May 12, 2024 6:26 pm
- Forum: On the Terraces
- Topic: Manure A Sun May 12th KO 430pm
- Replies: 279
- Views: 3163
Re: Manure A Sun May 12th KO 430pm
Seriously some of the comments on here I really can’t get my head around. Calling players c*unts, really this is what you do? Lesbians etc etc I get the feeling some on here would be happier if Arsenal lost and then you can go into one. Seriously we are going into the last game and yet the numourou...
- Thu May 09, 2024 6:01 pm
- Forum: On the Terraces
- Topic: ALL Transfer talk - merged thread
- Replies: 18075
- Views: 1682537
Re: ALL Transfer talk - merged thread
Is that Munich upon Tyne
- Tue May 07, 2024 8:05 pm
- Forum: The Cannonballs
- Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
- Replies: 3319
- Views: 706916
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Two cowboys are out on the range talking about their favorite sex position. One says, "I think I enjoy the rodeo position the best." "I don't think I have ever heard of that one," says the other cowboy. "What is it?" "Well, it's where you get your girl down on all ...
- Mon May 06, 2024 10:30 pm
- Forum: The Cannonballs
- Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
- Replies: 3319
- Views: 706916
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
I met a fairy today who granted me one wish. "I want to live forever" I said. "Sorry," said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that". "Fine" I said. "I want to die when Tottenham win the premier league then". "You crafty cunnt"...
- Mon May 06, 2024 8:41 pm
- Forum: On the Terraces
- Topic: other matches this weekend
- Replies: 14042
- Views: 1276362
Re: other matches this weekend
4-0
Time to rectify the 8-2
Time to rectify the 8-2
- Sun May 05, 2024 5:53 pm
- Forum: On the Terraces
- Topic: Bournemouth H Sat 3rd May KO 1230
- Replies: 254
- Views: 2905
Re: Bournemouth H Sat 3rd May KO 1230
That's what adoption agencies were set up forOneBardGooner wrote: ↑Sun May 05, 2024 1:42 pmJust make sure they are Gooners mate, it makes the teen bonding a real nice experience.... If they support another team it causes all kinds of "Trouble".
- Sun May 05, 2024 12:36 pm
- Forum: The Cannonballs
- Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
- Replies: 3319
- Views: 706916
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
I asked 100 women at the leisure centre what shampoo they used whilst showering?
95% replied, "what the fuck are you doing in here?
95% replied, "what the fuck are you doing in here?
- Fri May 03, 2024 12:43 pm
- Forum: On the Terraces
- Topic: other matches this weekend
- Replies: 14042
- Views: 1276362
Re: other matches this weekend - Sean Dyche appreciation thread!
Agree with Rodders, Steveo and StuartL, our run since Christmas would be enough to win the league for decades if it weren't for this cheaty115 machine. The Newcastle away was a farce, how the fuck they got that goal is still mind boggling, does anyone think we would have been given that. Villa away,...
- Fri May 03, 2024 12:27 pm
- Forum: The Cannonballs
- Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
- Replies: 3319
- Views: 706916
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
A recent survey reported that one fifth of men don't know how to turn on the dish washer.
I find that licking her nipples and a light gentle fingering usually does the trick.
I find that licking her nipples and a light gentle fingering usually does the trick.
- Fri May 03, 2024 12:26 pm
- Forum: The Cannonballs
- Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
- Replies: 3319
- Views: 706916
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
1 inch - Are you taking the piss? 2 inch - I can't even hold it properly. 3 inch - Never been so unsatisfied in my life. 4 inch - I've had bigger. 5 inch - Good, but not enough! 6 inch - About right. 8 inch - Fucking perfect when your drunk. 10 inch - It's hurting my insides. 12 inch - I'm absolutel...
- Fri May 03, 2024 12:26 pm
- Forum: The Cannonballs
- Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
- Replies: 3319
- Views: 706916
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Stuart L (2) wrote: ↑Fri May 03, 2024 12:19 pmI had to go to the doctors this week due to having a very sore penis
He told me I need to stop masturbating so vigorously
When I asked why,
he said it was making his desk wobble.
- Thu May 02, 2024 11:58 am
- Forum: The Cannonballs
- Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
- Replies: 3319
- Views: 706916
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Her : "D'you wanna go upstairs?
Me : "Oh Aye Sure"
Her : "Have you got protection?"
Me : "Why?... What the fuck is up there?"
Me : "Oh Aye Sure"
Her : "Have you got protection?"
Me : "Why?... What the fuck is up there?"
- Thu May 02, 2024 11:58 am
- Forum: The Cannonballs
- Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
- Replies: 3319
- Views: 706916
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Playing doctors and nurses with the wife in the bedroom last night didn't go very well.
Especially when I diagnosed her as clinically obese
Especially when I diagnosed her as clinically obese
- Thu May 02, 2024 11:57 am
- Forum: The Cannonballs
- Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
- Replies: 3319
- Views: 706916
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
I was worried that the mechanic would rip me off because I was a blonde woman.
Imagine my relief when I found out that I only needed indicator fluid
Imagine my relief when I found out that I only needed indicator fluid
- Wed May 01, 2024 2:44 pm
- Forum: The Cannonballs
- Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
- Replies: 3319
- Views: 706916
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
I've just sat down in the restaurant with my wife and ordered the hippo soup.
Not sure what I'm gonna have yet.
Not sure what I'm gonna have yet.