Arteta Pre-Game Presser: (17 Minutes)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zdhO4eb2CU

Asian F F F Fridaaaaay! :barscarf: https://data.ipic.ai/images/vW69f3HzJBvMCzB_1707563417.png https://image.civitai.com/xG1nkqKTMzGDvpLrqFT7WA/713de6f6-d796-4ee9-8716-1c8a571e8189/width=450/17739-3185378798-cinematic%20photo%20_lora_ptheels_sdxl_V2-000010_0.8_,ptheels,1girl,solo,pantyhose,skirt,blac...

I had to go to the doctors this week due to having a very sore penis :oops: He told me I need to stop masturbating so vigorously When I asked why, he said it was making his desk wobble. :coffeespit: :high5: :lol: :lol: :lol: Nice one Stuart " A recent survey reported that one fifth of men don'...

Brazil forward Gabriel Jesus, 27, is prepared to fight for his place at Arsenal amid reports of a potential summer exit. (Sun) Translated into real speak means, he knows he will be here next season because there isn't another club in the world who will take his wages off our hands Absolutomento! .....

mcdowell42 wrote: ↑

Fri May 03, 2024 1:22 pm

| Newcastle are in advanced talks to sign 18-year-old Arsenal winger Amario Cozier-Duberry whose contract expires in July.

[via @MagpieMediaX].

Cheeky inbred Kunts...

This fella's just a bean counter! As a coach his ideas are half baked, all 57 of 'em! Source ? :lol: :lol: Very good Stu. Glad it made somebody HaPpy 😆 I almost missed the Heinz related puns, thankfully I've had the chance to ketch-up :D I Can well understand it mate... as long as you didn't Bottle...

Our not winning the PL is our fault, not anyone else’s. Beat Villa at home and we win it, simple. We fucked oursselves, and that’s that. Think that’s a harsh narrative to be fair. So because we lost 1 game in 5 months it’s our fault we didn’t win the league? That’s not going to be easily rectified ...

The London manager of the year hasn't actually beaten a London rival yet. Special circumstances mate It just shows how shite the awards are Indeed, in a similar vein, we have not had 1 single player win Barclays player of the month this season But we are all just paranoid ……aren’t we ? Whaddya mean...

Our kits for next season are woeful. The back of the home shirt is detestable, the away kit looks like some kind of reggae party (also, how does it represent Wrighty and Rocky when they both wore Nike rather than Adidas?) I can live with the third kit, just about, but it’s nothing special either Ar...

Mikel Arteta says Jurrien Timber is ready to make his comeback against Bournemouth on Saturday. :shock: Wow! Can't see him starting, but hopefully if we are winning and are putting in a secure performance, bring him on for 'minutes' etc. Who knows perhaps he will be our 'lucky charm' and his mere p...

Okay DB... Time to remove the Sean Dacha Appreciation but form the main heading, especially if it comes down to the wire and we need to beat the Toffee's at Home in the last game to ' you know '... :wink: :wink: nudge nudge Not gonna say it as I don't want to Jinx it. anyway I think it is about time...

augie wrote: ↑

Fri May 03, 2024 7:52 am

Honestly we should be winning this fairly comfortably - I'm going for a 3-1 win

The manure game is the one that worries me - I have spent most of the last two seasons rubbishing them that sods law suggests fate might end up giving me a kick in the bollix

Who in the fuck is 'Sod' ?

Why the fuck have they got to mess with the Red and White? No need for any fuckin' scummy Blue

Okay I can appreciate the 3 Adidas stripes on the shoulders... But FFS... Stop messing with the Colours...Have they never heard of "Less Is More".

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/cz74jgj8ej1o Squad value :lol: :lol: Transfer market have it valued so much less What a ‘kin disaster :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/976/cpsprodpb/4faf/live/2ebf5e60-0864-11ef-b9d8-4f52aebe147d.png.webp So let's see: Rashford from...

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