Watching the AFC women v Liverpool on TV. Fuck all else to do. The Scousers have definitely got a bloke playing up front. Scary.

So the agenda has been agreed that the Victims will win the league this season and Klopp will depart into a glorious sunset. PGMOL will have strict instructions to give pens every time a Liverpool players goes down in the box and VAR will favour them for any incident that is referred. Every pundit a...

9 fuckin minutes extra time

Blades 1 up

What I hate most about Eddie Howe’s Newcastle is them being ahead with 10 min to go and Joelinton etc start going down with mystery injuries. We need to get in front like last season. Saka, Martinelli, Rice, Salina and Odegard need to be at the top of their game.

I’m watching Man U losing at home. It’s much more fun than the dross we were serving up.
Newcastle second string are showing passion and determination, chasing and harrying. So different to our slow , sideways, weak rubbish.
We could easily lose our first league game of the season on Saturday.

The Trossard goal was real quality. Reminded me a lot of the Arshavin goal v Barca .

United are complete toilet.

Anyone want a ticket for Spurs end of season celebration dinner ?

A couple of disgraceful tackles by Pool. Konate should have walked for a 2nd yellow but Brighton win it in extra time.
Can we sign Mitoma and Cauciedo ?

Was on the train back from Manchester this morning which was full of Gooners. At Winslow Stn Rihad Mahrez got on with 3 mates and the WAGS. Big suitcases so guess it’s a weekend in London. Stood around for a while as we’d grabbed all the free seats in 1st Class before they headed to the front of the...

Watching Ath Madrid v Barca this evening. Joao Felix playing up front. Not very impressed by work rate or first touch. Maybe he’s just pissed off by Simeone ?
Certainly doesn’t seem to have the same skill set and energy of GJ

Fuck off Geordies. Well played Wednesday.

Just need The Toffees to complete a decent weekend

For serial divers add Madison. See today v Newcastle.