LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑Mon Apr 29, 2024 6:35 pmMy mother-in-law bought a talking parrot, but she took it back a week later.
"This parrot hasn't said anything!" she complained.
"I haven't had a fucking chance yet!" replied the parrot.
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- Thu May 02, 2024 10:20 pm
- Forum: The Cannonballs
- Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
- Replies: 3306
- Views: 703120
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
- Thu May 02, 2024 10:16 pm
- Forum: On the Terraces
- Topic: other matches this weekend - Sean Dyche appreciation thread!
- Replies: 13871
- Views: 1265612
Re: other matches this weekend - Sean Dyche appreciation thread!
The scum are fucked. They won't even make a dint in cheateh's title run in. Cheateh will trounce them 5 or 6 nil and even bring on Scuba Grealish for a run just to completely take the piss. :oops: :roll: Tbh all this talk by so many Gooners on the interwebs of where cheetah might or might not drop p...
- Thu May 02, 2024 10:06 pm
- Forum: On the Terraces
- Topic: Stupid teeth away at end of season
- Replies: 51
- Views: 4532
- Wed May 01, 2024 10:31 pm
- Forum: The Cannonballs
- Topic: The cricket thread
- Replies: 3
- Views: 85
Re: The cricket thread
As a Brisbane boy in the 70s and 80s I got to see the Aussie greats like the Chappell brothers, Dennis Lillee and my personal childhood cricketing hero Jeff Thomson at the Gabba. Great days. 8) I absolutely loved playing cricket in school, but never took it as seriously as football. Still enjoy watc...
- Wed May 01, 2024 10:15 pm
- Forum: On the Terraces
- Topic: Stupid teeth away at end of season
- Replies: 51
- Views: 4532
Re: Stupid teeth away at end of season
https://i.ibb.co/kXXbQqD/5857741-D-5203-46-F2-87-DB-1-E6-BA2-FE041-E.jpg :coffeespit: :oops: :oops: :oops: :coffeespit: One fucking fixed rule changed title* and one piss weak CL win. Oh plus a shit tonne of bottled finals. Whoopee fucking doo. :oops: :roll: They don't need to build a statue of the...
- Wed May 01, 2024 10:11 pm
- Forum: On the Terraces
- Topic: Forum Issues - Crap Basically
- Replies: 62
- Views: 2499
Re: Forum Issues - Crap Basically
Is anyone willing to crowd fund a DB Out Banner? :lol: I'll organise a plane to fly over his dungeon to display it if you do :barscarf: When he finally moves on it will take a decade to sort out this forum. :lol: :coffeespit: Quality stuff chaps. :lol: :lol: 8) I'll chip in a fiver to the crowd fun...
- Wed May 01, 2024 4:15 pm
- Forum: On the Terraces
- Topic: Forum Issues - Crap Basically
- Replies: 62
- Views: 2499
Re: Forum Issues - Crap Basically
DBKB! :barscarf: https://i.ibb.co/H2KVxGB/DB10.png Fucking hell, now I have an image in my head that this is what DB10 actually looks like. Except much smaller :shock: :wink: :lol: Fuck hell shit no! :shock: :lol: But that is one of my main admirers, Retro. You can tell by the retro hair! Superb t-...
- Wed May 01, 2024 4:14 pm
- Forum: On the Terraces
- Topic: Forum Issues - Crap Basically
- Replies: 62
- Views: 2499
Re: Forum Issues - Crap Basically
Is anyone willing to crowd fund a DB Out Banner? :lol: I'll organise a plane to fly over his dungeon to display it if you do :barscarf: When he finally moves on it will take a decade to sort out this forum. :lol: :coffeespit: Quality stuff chaps. :lol: :lol: 8) I'll chip in a fiver to the crowd fun...
- Tue Apr 30, 2024 10:04 pm
- Forum: On the Terraces
- Topic: Forum Issues - Crap Basically
- Replies: 62
- Views: 2499
Re: Forum Issues - Crap Basically
Anyhow, had a chat with Rob last night and there is nothing at the forum end that is causing this intermittent slow loading. I find it comes and goes every few weeks. It can be fine for weeks on end and then one or two days it'll just slow down badly. It could be any number of things, but one thing...
- Tue Apr 30, 2024 10:02 pm
- Forum: On the Terraces
- Topic: Forum Issues - Crap Basically
- Replies: 62
- Views: 2499
- Tue Apr 30, 2024 10:02 pm
- Forum: On the Terraces
- Topic: Forum Issues - Crap Basically
- Replies: 62
- Views: 2499
Re: Forum Issues - Crap Basically
DB turned down the modding job on the Real Madrid forum to keep the lights on here you ungrateful bastards. If the big wigs from OG towers gave him £100m to improve this place he would hand it back because signing new members who would make rational, well thought out, informative posts would kill A...
- Tue Apr 30, 2024 9:16 am
- Forum: On the Terraces
- Topic: Forum Issues - Crap Basically
- Replies: 62
- Views: 2499
Re: Forum Issues - Crap Basically
Anyhow, had a chat with Rob last night and there is nothing at the forum end that is causing this intermittent slow loading. I find it comes and goes every few weeks. It can be fine for weeks on end and then one or two days it'll just slow down badly. It could be any number of things, but one thing ...
- Tue Apr 30, 2024 9:06 am
- Forum: On the Terraces
- Topic: Mikel Arteta, success or failure? - Merged thread.
- Replies: 5108
- Views: 793855
Re: Mikel Arteta, success or failure? - Merged thread.
Don't disagree but what if he's shit next year? Ps stop grooming me :shock: Edit Cos of phone typing... All thsi agreeing... :lol: Yes, far too much agreeing going on and it’s a concern. Must be getting soft. DB will be on to ban us for not adhering to the spiteful and vitriolic disagreement which ...
- Tue Apr 30, 2024 9:00 am
- Forum: On the Terraces
- Topic: Forum Issues - Crap Basically
- Replies: 62
- Views: 2499
Re: Forum Issues - Crap Basically
Can't keep responding to these brilliant one liners, I'll be here all night. Honestly some of the funniest shit on here in ages! Top work lads. :lol: :lol: 8) So will we, mate; that's the bloody problem. :lol: 'Six pound fifty down the drain, forums crashed again!' :barscarf: ' :coffeespit: Quality...
- Mon Apr 29, 2024 10:23 pm
- Forum: On the Terraces
- Topic: Forum Issues - Crap Basically
- Replies: 62
- Views: 2499
Re: Forum Issues - Crap Basically
Can't keep responding to these brilliant one liners, I'll be here all night. Honestly some of the funniest shit on here in ages! Top work lads.