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- Sun May 12, 2024 2:35 pm
- Forum: On the Terraces
- Topic: Manure A Sun May 12th KO 430pm
- Replies: 288
- Views: 3308
Re: Manure A Sun May 12th KO 430pm
Massive match tomorrow, if Liverpool beat Villa (who then have to play in-form Palace in their last match), then Spurs can actually get 4th spot...so they will have to give it everything against Man City. Liverpool will be keen to finish season on a high for Klopp. (That's assuming no cock-ups today...
- Sat Apr 27, 2024 8:54 am
- Forum: The Cannonballs
- Topic: THE FRANKSAV MUSIC THREAD
- Replies: 1725
- Views: 576242
Re: THE FRANKSAV MUSIC THREAD
One TV recommendation is the four part Led Zeppelin doc on Sky Arts. Really good stuff on there, including some close-ups of great songs. I remain in awe of Jimmy Page and walk past his Kensington house on a regular basis still hoping one day he'll be standing outside!! And, who could believe John B...
- Sat Apr 27, 2024 8:45 am
- Forum: The Cannonballs
- Topic: THE FRANKSAV MUSIC THREAD
- Replies: 1725
- Views: 576242
Re: THE FRANKSAV MUSIC THREAD
Just discovered Gordon lightfoot..bit late...can't get enough currently. Up there with Tom petty now on my most played. Any similar recommendations? Try Sunhouse 'Crazy on the Weekend' , long-deleted only album by a band whose songwriter, Gavin Clark, died by suicide years ago, but everyone I have ...
- Fri Apr 26, 2024 7:36 am
- Forum: The Cannonballs
- Topic: THE FRANKSAV MUSIC THREAD
- Replies: 1725
- Views: 576242
Re: THE FRANKSAV MUSIC THREAD
Just discovered Gordon lightfoot..bit late...can't get enough currently. Up there with Tom petty now on my most played. Any similar recommendations? Try Sunhouse 'Crazy on the Weekend' , long-deleted only album by a band whose songwriter, Gavin Clark, died by suicide years ago, but everyone I have ...
- Sun Apr 21, 2024 8:21 am
- Forum: The Cannonballs
- Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
- Replies: 3319
- Views: 706987
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Not sure that it accurately reflects the everyday duties within the Nursing profession either.DB10GOONER wrote: ↑Thu Apr 18, 2024 9:35 amLeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑Wed Apr 17, 2024 4:45 pmNew research shows porn gives young people an unrealistic and unhealthy idea of how quickly a plumber will come to your house.
(PS Some absolute corkers in this thread of late!!)
- Mon Apr 15, 2024 8:04 am
- Forum: On the Terraces
- Topic: Villa vaginas H Sun 14th April KO 430pm
- Replies: 432
- Views: 7256
Re: Villa vaginas H Sun 14th April KO 430pm
Re keepers - he might be a bit of a knobhead at times, but Martinez is 6ft 4ins tall and Raya is 6ft zero. The taller you are, the more space you cover upwards and sideways. Why you rely on a short GK at the top level is beyond me. Raya's wonderful 'distribution' hardly compensates and he worries me...
- Wed Apr 10, 2024 9:28 am
- Forum: On the Terraces
- Topic: THE Arsenal v Bayern BumBoys 9th/10th April 2024
- Replies: 480
- Views: 13791
Re: THE Arsenal v Bayern BumBoys 9th/10th April 2024
Went to the game so only just seen previous comments. Observations: 1. Bayern are no mugs and as soon as you saw the team sheet with some seriously good players, you knew they had to be more than decent 2. Atmosphere was a bit so-so, think down to nervousness as much as anything 3. Was right on top ...
- Wed Mar 27, 2024 6:11 pm
- Forum: The Cannonballs
- Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
- Replies: 3319
- Views: 706987
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Girl goes into a record shop at Christmas. "Excuse me, do you have Jingle Bells on a 6-inch?" "No, but I have dangle balls on a 12-inch" "That's not a record!" "It's not far off!" (PS Not sure if I have posted that one before but it's just as good second time ...
- Sat Mar 23, 2024 8:34 pm
- Forum: The Cannonballs
- Topic: Posting pictures (now NSFW)
- Replies: 3366
- Views: 934319
Re: Posting pictures (now NSFW)
Why, Thank-you kind sir.... :D Yes, she is 'Special' :-P Our flank wall urgently needs a bit of re-pointing, and she appears to be showing some expertise in that area. Might you possibly have her number, so I can arrange a quote? I assume you're asking for a friend? :D Yes, of course, a good friend...
- Sat Mar 23, 2024 5:09 pm
- Forum: The Cannonballs
- Topic: Posting pictures (now NSFW)
- Replies: 3366
- Views: 934319
Re: Posting pictures (now NSFW)
Our flank wall urgently needs a bit of re-pointing, and she appears to be showing some expertise in that area.
Might you possibly have her number, so I can arrange a quote?
- Fri Feb 23, 2024 5:16 pm
- Forum: The Cannonballs
- Topic: Posting pictures (now NSFW)
- Replies: 3366
- Views: 934319
Re: Posting pictures (now NSFW)
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- Sun Dec 24, 2023 5:29 pm
- Forum: The Cannonballs
- Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
- Replies: 3319
- Views: 706987
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Q: What's the difference between an egg and a w ank?
A: You can beat an egg.
PS How come when you type w ank (as one word) it converts it to four asterisks?
A: You can beat an egg.
PS How come when you type w ank (as one word) it converts it to four asterisks?
- Tue Nov 14, 2023 5:25 pm
- Forum: The Cannonballs
- Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
- Replies: 3319
- Views: 706987
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Judge to guilty defendant: 'Have you anything to say to this court before I pronounce sentence?' Defendant (mumbling): 'Fuck all' Judge to Clerk of Court: 'Clerk, what did the defendant say?' Clerk of Court: 'He said 'fuck all', your Honour.' Judge: 'That's most odd, I was sure he said something'.
- Mon Nov 06, 2023 11:56 pm
- Forum: The Cannonballs
- Topic: SCIENCE And Related Scientific Subjects
- Replies: 50
- Views: 33933
Re: SCIENCE And Related Scientific Subjects
Quantum Entanglement and the Possibility of Travelling Faster Than The Speed Of Light: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLqk7uaENAY 8) 8) 8) Not physically possible. All bullshit. There you go. Sorted - without the need for a fucking thesis or a fucking yootoob video. 8) :wink: Prove It! :D I am not...
- Mon Nov 06, 2023 6:12 pm
- Forum: The Cannonballs
- Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
- Replies: 3319
- Views: 706987
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Bloke goes to the doctor in agony, whips his trousers off and there's a lettuce leaf sticking out of his rear end.
Doctor: 'You feeling pain anywhere else, apart from up near your arsehole?'
Bloke: 'I'll say so Doc, that's just the tip of the iceberg'.
Doctor: 'You feeling pain anywhere else, apart from up near your arsehole?'
Bloke: 'I'll say so Doc, that's just the tip of the iceberg'.