Thats's it, I don't like brazil nuts. The useless streak off piss has gotta to sod off back to madrid. His performance against pompey was the worst i've seen this season. Bring back Jose, ok he spends a lot of time on his arse but at least he scores goals. Ok the piss pot cup was a one off, whats he...

Yes my sons a jg, but like you say when the family enclosure is sold out they become silver members, but i'm fecked if i'm paying 92 squid for him to watch newcastle which is was all that was left on the day of sale.

At least someone knows what i'm talking about.
For one minute I thought Dicko was a Chav

Would you Adam n Eve it the Chavs have yet another easier draw. Has Cashley Hole got a new boyfriend down at Lancaster Gate? Yet another easy tie for those boys with no history to pathe there way to the new Wembley just as the Mafia Man himself has just splashed out 4 feckin million for a box. Someo...

Down at me local Tesco at the weekend I saw this geezer and had to have a larf at him. There he was walking towards me in his Carlsberg top carrying a case of the scouse liquor. I said to him that I hear you signed Michael Jackson, he looked at me somewhat puzzled, so I then said to him, Yeah he cou...

You had me close to tears reading your plight for tickets.
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