Theo - "Nick, look at that barn door it hasn't got a mark on it!"

Nick - "What do you expect, this is Adebayor's farm."

Not only has it been the same old faces week after week for decades, they move from event to event with great speed. One weekend about fifteen years ago, I went to a rugby international at Twickenham on the Saturday followed by a game at Arsenal on Sunday afternoon and a Bob Dylan gig at Wembley Are...

Sung to the tune of the Chavs' "Carefree": Terry wherever you may be, You will lose the captaincy, Your children and your wife Toni And all your sponsorship money. Or, Sung to the tune of "Barney is a Dinosaur": Terry's Dad he deals in drugs, His Mother got a caution, Then Terry ...

Dear Rob, Looking at the For Sale & Wanted Forum today and the Be Careful thread in particular, I noticed that several days' worth of posts had disappeared. The thread is from a Trusted Buyer warning people not to trust me (a Trusted Seller for the lat five months - I sold two tickets to the Vil...