I remember us being offered 35m each for Henry and Vieira once upon a time and then waiting too long to receive half that amount. If by some miracle we do get 32m for Ade then which of these outcomes will occur: a) Arsene "We have 5 top quality strikers in Van Persie, Eduardo, Bendtner, Walcott...

We don't want any of the newly promoted teams away before any of the form has settled down History would suggest they always overperform in the first few weeks of the season - even Derby won one of their first home games last year, Sunderland beat the Spuds on day one (laugh.....I pissed myself 3 ti...

Hull was 2nd in this year's list of worst towns to live in, second only to MIddlesborough

God tried his best to flood the place last year but there's still boarded up pubs a plenty, tattoo shops gallore and some of the shittiest hotels in town. The night life is good though !!

I think that means "a possibility if we allow ourselves to be raped and pillaged by his greedy bastard agent"

Don't worry mate

Chelsea know how to wreck a good player or two - Anelka, Shevchenko, Wright-Phillips........

Its guaranteed he will be out for half of next season

Rosicky won't be playing at the Euros but will no doubt injury himself tripping over a dandylion in his garden this Summer....

These 2 are getting on my proverbials with their glass legs......

The more interesting question is.....will it ever happen again ??? Somehow me thinks not

Which 3 could be worse than WBA, Stoke and Hull / Bristol

Still Derby are boosting the hopes of the other part of the equation !!

It would not be like Arsene to get caught up in a spiralling bid war with other big Euro clubs. We were interested in Ribery for ages before Bayern paid mega bucks for him If it ends up being £15m + for Nasri, kiss it goodbye....... These other young French lads for less than £3m sound more Arsene...

Yes - next time he talks in the Press about having that English spirit, we will remind him what that really means i.e. you can't take a penalty to save your fucking life !!

...........OH yes

Terry, Cole et al

Enjoy your miserable trip home

Crying on the telly again Terry.......life is good again !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And even if he doesn't work out he has had one good season in Spain so could fetch a few bob !

Yeah but what about that cheating wanker Tevez encouraging his team to do a Chris Sutton and chasing the ball down from a thrown in........

I wish they could both fucking lose

Come on Cashley sky that 5th penalty into orbit !!!!!!!

Why is everyone getting sick of us signing youngsters all of a sudden...... I don't remember people moaning when we got Anelka for £0.5m when he was 18 then flogging him for £23m a couple of years later.... Keep the faith - I don't want us having to service interest payments of £81m a year on cri...

Anyone who is 20 and already in the French midfield is good enough for me.......

Eto'o is perfect for Spurs, Newcastle, Man City or Middlesborough

All the criteria are there......at least 2 years past prime, stinking attitude, 100k plus per week wage demands

Anyone who would even consider swapping Ade is blind or lives in the 2006 time warp when Eto'o used to score.......