Basically he's re-written the rules. He says that if a defender comes in with a challenge, you can jump the challenge and still claim a foul on the presumption that there would've been contact had you left your foot there. It's total b*llocks and this warping of the rules needs to be addressed by th...

Interesting definition of the foul rule: "I don't dive. It's just the speed at which I'm running and, if someone tries to clobber me, I'm not going to let them, am I? I'm not taking a stud in my shin for the sake of it, so I jump out of the way. It's still a foul. They've still illegally stoppe...

Would he say the same about the sp*dz if they were in the champs? Have a fucking word, Jack.

I like the look of Hamsik, he looks a decent player, we were linked with him a while ago. And he has awesome hair.

Let's see how Rosicky performs in his favourite position again.

COME ON YOU RIP ROARING REDS!

Always liked Rosicky, one of the few players who picks up the ball and drives forward toward the goal every time.

He's been poor over the few years because of injuries in my opinion. This is an example of a Rosicky at fitness and as long as he keeps his fitness he will always be this good.

I know, but it proved incredibly hard to patent.

There is a technical difference between a chip and a scoop though.

I prefer the scoop to watch, zero backlift so totally unreadable and less pace when it hits the deck.

Karol Poborsky brought it to international attention in Euro '96 but I was foxing goalies with it long before that.

The thing I find terribly sad about Citeh is that in one fell swoop Mansour has sucked any romance out of football for the forseeable future. City will never win things on merit based on buying players from paying supporters money or from competition prize money. In fact, if I was a Citeh fan, I'd b...

I could literally take corners and free kicks better than them tonight, no problem.

And I'm a humble man.

Why can't Oxo clear the first man, ever?

Kos has had Dzecko in his pocket all match.

City look pretty shite in fairness.

Kos is having another great game.

Well it ain't just an English problem, mate - so don't beat yourself up too much. I've travelled the world and met decent people in every country I've been in. Similarly I've met racist scum in every country too. I like to think these ignorant inbred fucktards are in the minority though. I agree wi...