...never one to let someone else have the last word! Always has been a problem of mine :wink: one of many problems, such as the fact you have an asshole the size of a dinner plate (just like your mothers c***). now shut the fuck up and move on. OK, I'm gonna leave it there. Nothing personal, but I ...

I too have great memories of the Fredster but he is deffo long past his best. :( Still, maybe we owe him a little loyalty now. He has always been loyal to us and not spent every summer undermining our team spirit by flirting with other clubs like some I could mention!! :evil: Maybe 70K+ a week IS to...

tonysaunders wrote:Yes, welcome aboard indeed.

(For a change) I agree with DB. More Daniels and less of the Team Prawn Sandwich, please.

For a change?? I thought we were on the same wave length! Particularly as far as that whole break back mountain thing with Hlebby goes

Welcome on board Daniel! It really is great to have so many nationalities supporting the greatest club in the world!

Hope you get over to the Grove soon - you sound like a genuine fan and we can do with all of those we can get to help restore the balance that UFG Anfield '89 refered to!

I Hate Hleb wrote:
(GOONER ED., CAN I APPLY FOR THE POSITION OF FORUM MODERATOR NOW? )

I second Hlebby's self nomination (oo-er missus! ). Well moderated (again) old chap! Six runs!

As I have said before folks, I fecking hate, hate and hate again Manure, but they did win the Prem last season and left us well behind in doing so. They have spent on new blood for the new season and we have bought in a young Keeper. :? Now I am not a betting man but if I was who would my money be ...

Augie; If DD believes SS Kroenke is the solution to our financial situation then DD is wrong. Very wrong. SS is motivated by one thing and one thing only; financial gain - he will not make any sacrifices for the benefit of the club the way a board member will that has genuine love for the club. SS w...

EXCLUSIVE SKYSPORTS STYLE NEWSFLASH!!

Robot Crunt Monkey has just handed in a transfer request!!!

I'm gutted.

stearmaster wrote:also the lyrics could be changed to *somewhere over the arsenal* lol, sorry there the sort of suggestions beer gives to you.

Ah, Beer. It gives us so so many things.

Well Clichy had 10 times better the season A Hole had. WHERE THE FECK DID THAT COME FROM? :? TOLD YOU DB10GOONER. THEM DIRTY SPANIARDS WILL TRY ALMOST ANY TRICK IN THE BOOK TO DISTRACT YOU! IF THEY TRY ANYTHING LIKE THAT AGAIN, PUT THE PRICE UP BY ANOTHER £5M! Consider it upped!! You just can't tr...

U.F.G Anfield '89 wrote:Oi, DB10GOONER, Have you felt the left one yet?
sorry couldn't resist such an obvious pun.

Hmmmm... I have indeed.

AND the middle one!

Trez would do OK for us I reckon. True, he is knocking on a bit now but then we keep whinging on about a lack of experience in the squad. I would be happy even if we signed a new tea lady right now as the silence from AG is deafening! I agree in part. Not sure he'd cut it nowdays in the pace of the...

According to the FA Premiership website, the progamme they use is provided by a bunch of clowns masquerading as IT suppliers. I don't want to write anything libellous, but let's just say that with them involved we're lucky we weren't drawn away at Cowdenbeath on the opening day. Aaaahhh... That mak...

The thing that bugs the bollix off me is how many of those saturday fixtures will be suddenly moved to Sunday or Monday or Tuesday or Wednesday just to suit the TV shower? It's a pain in the Bojo's trying to book hotels and book an early (cheapo) flight with LyingAir (oops - sorry, RyanAir) when the...

Yeah well mine was scored from my own goal line using nothing but mind control. Beat that. Did I say that I took the shot that scored my goal?? :wink: No sir Mr Saunders - my blind, albino, vodka-fuelled, robot crunt monkey scored it. Using his schlonger... 8) Any chance I could borrow the aforemen...