I was in the kitchen when a flying insect came through the window and exploded. I think it was a jihaddy longlegs.

I went on a date with a blonde woman last night.
"Do you have any kids?" she asked. "Yes," I replied. "I have one child that's just under two." She said, "I might be blonde, but I know how many one is."

What's the difference between a feminist and a baby?
The baby eventually grows up and stops crying

My therapist told me that a great way to let go of your anger is to write letters to people you hate and then burn them.
I did that and I feel much better but I am wondering do I keep the letters.?

Well I might be in the minority here but I hope we smash these and give it a real go to the end of the season, I suppose we will see if we've made progress in the next few weeks, if we finish within a couple of points of cheaty then I would consider it progress. If we finish further off than last se...

Well in it, but not creating anything. Thet're closing Odegaard down very quickly and doubling up on our wingers. we need to move the ball more quickly, although it's very congested out there and you can see that we're terrified of losing the ball and getting done on the break. I'm conscious of alw...

New research shows porn gives young people an unrealistic and unhealthy idea of how quickly a plumber will come to your house.

We have to score first and take it from there otherwise our little petals will wilt. Jorginho has to start and hopefully we will see the old Rice from a few weeks ago. COYG!!! I think Rice is knackered, he was ridiculously used for two whole meaningless international friendlies when he should have ...

I think this will be a hard watch, I can't even predict a score either way, if we turn up we can win but that's if. Zinchenko is an enigma to me, large parts of last season I thought he played well but seems to have regressed, we know he will start so let's hope he Has his best game of the season, I...

Missed the first half as playing first game of cricket season, saw about last twenty and we looked very ordinary, we must have been better in the first, did we miss some good chances Actually looking forward to the cricket season, Wimbledon and the Olympics already....but hey what's new with us at ...

Missed the first half as playing first game of cricket season, saw about last twenty and we looked very ordinary, we must have been better in the first, did we miss some good chances Honestly Lefty mate if we had a half decent striker we'd have been two nil up in the first 25 minutes, maybe less. F...

Missed the first half as playing first game of cricket season, saw about last twenty and we looked very ordinary, we must have been better in the first, did we miss some good chances

Well at least we can concentrate on the cl, oh wait

Two priests are driving down the road when they are stopped by two police officers. "We're looking for two child molesters," the officers tell them. The priests look at each other for a moment before replying, "We'll do it." :coffeespit: Laughed out loud at most of those Lefty, ...

OneBardGooner wrote: ↑

Thu Apr 11, 2024 4:20 pm

Excellent Lefty !

How are you mate