This fella's just a bean counter! As a coach his ideas are half baked, all 57 of 'em! Source ? :lol: :lol: Very good Stu. Glad it made somebody HaPpy 😆 I almost missed the Heinz related puns, thankfully I've had the chance to ketch-up :D I Can well understand it mate... as long as you didn't Bottle...

Our not winning the PL is our fault, not anyone else’s. Beat Villa at home and we win it, simple. We fucked oursselves, and that’s that. Think that’s a harsh narrative to be fair. So because we lost 1 game in 5 months it’s our fault we didn’t win the league? That’s not going to be easily rectified ...

The London manager of the year hasn't actually beaten a London rival yet. Special circumstances mate It just shows how shite the awards are Indeed, in a similar vein, we have not had 1 single player win Barclays player of the month this season But we are all just paranoid ……aren’t we ? Whaddya mean...

Our kits for next season are woeful. The back of the home shirt is detestable, the away kit looks like some kind of reggae party (also, how does it represent Wrighty and Rocky when they both wore Nike rather than Adidas?) I can live with the third kit, just about, but it’s nothing special either Ar...

Mikel Arteta says Jurrien Timber is ready to make his comeback against Bournemouth on Saturday. :shock: Wow! Can't see him starting, but hopefully if we are winning and are putting in a secure performance, bring him on for 'minutes' etc. Who knows perhaps he will be our 'lucky charm' and his mere p...

Okay DB... Time to remove the Sean Dacha Appreciation but form the main heading, especially if it comes down to the wire and we need to beat the Toffee's at Home in the last game to ' you know '... :wink: :wink: nudge nudge Not gonna say it as I don't want to Jinx it. anyway I think it is about time...

augie wrote: ↑

Fri May 03, 2024 7:52 am

Honestly we should be winning this fairly comfortably - I'm going for a 3-1 win

The manure game is the one that worries me - I have spent most of the last two seasons rubbishing them that sods law suggests fate might end up giving me a kick in the bollix

Who in the fuck is 'Sod' ?

Why the fuck have they got to mess with the Red and White? No need for any fuckin' scummy Blue

Okay I can appreciate the 3 Adidas stripes on the shoulders... But FFS... Stop messing with the Colours...Have they never heard of "Less Is More".

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/cz74jgj8ej1o Squad value :lol: :lol: Transfer market have it valued so much less What a ‘kin disaster :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/976/cpsprodpb/4faf/live/2ebf5e60-0864-11ef-b9d8-4f52aebe147d.png.webp So let's see: Rashford from...

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LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑

Thu May 02, 2024 11:57 am

I was worried that the mechanic would rip me off because I was a blonde woman.

Imagine my relief when I found out that I only needed indicator fluid

All Good One's Lefty... I told my missus this one but she didn't understand the joke!

Spurs win tonight hopefully , need that city game to mean as much to them as possible! Yeah, we need the Scum to beat the Chavs tonight, that will (hopefully) give them the wotsits to give Cheaty a game instead of rolling over and getting shafted up the shitter. I never thought the day would come w...

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Wed May 01, 2024 8:52 pm

BobbyPires7 wrote: ↑

Wed May 01, 2024 7:57 pm

Liverpool v Chelsea women’s game. 4-3. Hayes looks like she has been smacked round the face with a wet fish.

She probably has been as most people would want to do that to the fat slag.

Tuned in for the beginning of the Borussia Dortmund v psg game and the Dortmund stadium (81k+ Capacity) is something else... The Yellow Wall on all 4 sides... Pretty amazing.

Ipswich coming up! Pride of anglia. Lump on now for relegation with lowest points total ever. Two consecutive promotions is a great achievement, however like you, don’t expect them to be anywhere near ready to stay up next season. They have a young progressive manager called Kieron McKenna Ex scum ...