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Zenit confirm Arshavin move

Russians say deal has gone through
Last updated: 3rd February 2009

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hes getting the no 23 shirt
edit: or so he says on his website

ha ha yes, nice one gus

edit: Although I called him arse shavin on Arsenal Land and they kicked me for "name calling"

Damn you guys are all so insightful didn't realise most of you lot worked at the arsenal and have inside info. I hope arshavin is brilliant for us but i still say if barca or real, manc, chelsea had thought so highly of this player they would have got him we no longer have that pulling power require...

IF he is that highly rate why did barcelona baulk at his asking price and why has NOT ONE other top club come in for him. This is a desperate deal to try and allay the unrest of the fan base, very similar to the reyes deal. you stupid pessimistic twat WTF, followed afc for 38 years you little incon...

IF he is that highly rate why did barcelona baulk at his asking price and why has NOT ONE other top club come in for him.

This is a desperate deal to try and allay the unrest of the fan base, very similar to the reyes deal.

robbie keane is one of the best link strikers in the pl without a doubt, liverpool just dont play that style, they are a one forward team with excellent sujpoorting midfielders, how can you say arshavin is better, no one has seen him play in the pl, rebrov anyone? Arshavin had a half decent european...

what depresses me more than anything is that the spuds can get 2 quality strikers in and it only took a couple of days, actually it seems that the robbie keane deal was done in a day (and he is quality, as good as arshavin if not better) and yet this arshavin deal takes a month, we are a joke and al...

Met a girl in the pub and she asked me to make love to her like they do in the movies.

So I gave her one up the arse, came over her tits and said take that you bitch.

Judging by her reaction she doesn't watch the same movies as me

Belfast man sees a job advertised as a "fanny waxers assistant". Job includes removing ladies knickers, prepare fanny for waxing and then rub in oil after waxing. The man asks about the job at the job centre and is told to go to Dublin. Man asks "is that where the job is?" Job ce...

John and his dad went to buckingham palace to see the queen. The times were 11am or 2pm. They decided to go at 11. John wore his Arsenal shirt. There was another boy there with a spurs top on. The queen went to the boy with the spurs shirt on and ignored John. John's dad said "Don't be upset so...

Why do deaf and dumb girls masturbate with one hand?

So they can moan with the other one!

A new intitiative has decided that you are no longer allowed to use the word "Pikey", you must now use the phrase " Caravan Utilising Nomadic Travellers or C.U.N.Ts for short

Boy says to mum "i've got the biggest cock at nursery is it coz I am a cockney?"

Mum replies "no its coz your 28 and a fuckin retard, now be a good lad and watch you don't get spaghetti hoops down ur tottenham shirt!"

DIY tip of the week:

A woman is on all fours with sperm dripping from her arse and both corners of her mouth. what does this tell you?

Your floor's level !!

I bet i get kicked for this, is it a bit too!! much