Augie; If DD believes SS Kroenke is the solution to our financial situation then DD is wrong. Very wrong. SS is motivated by one thing and one thing only; financial gain - he will not make any sacrifices for the benefit of the club the way a board member will that has genuine love for the club. SS w...

EXCLUSIVE SKYSPORTS STYLE NEWSFLASH!!

Robot Crunt Monkey has just handed in a transfer request!!!

I'm gutted.

stearmaster wrote:also the lyrics could be changed to *somewhere over the arsenal* lol, sorry there the sort of suggestions beer gives to you.

Ah, Beer. It gives us so so many things.

Well Clichy had 10 times better the season A Hole had. WHERE THE FECK DID THAT COME FROM? :? TOLD YOU DB10GOONER. THEM DIRTY SPANIARDS WILL TRY ALMOST ANY TRICK IN THE BOOK TO DISTRACT YOU! IF THEY TRY ANYTHING LIKE THAT AGAIN, PUT THE PRICE UP BY ANOTHER £5M! Consider it upped!! You just can't tr...

U.F.G Anfield '89 wrote:Oi, DB10GOONER, Have you felt the left one yet?
sorry couldn't resist such an obvious pun.

Hmmmm... I have indeed.

AND the middle one!

Trez would do OK for us I reckon. True, he is knocking on a bit now but then we keep whinging on about a lack of experience in the squad. I would be happy even if we signed a new tea lady right now as the silence from AG is deafening! I agree in part. Not sure he'd cut it nowdays in the pace of the...

According to the FA Premiership website, the progamme they use is provided by a bunch of clowns masquerading as IT suppliers. I don't want to write anything libellous, but let's just say that with them involved we're lucky we weren't drawn away at Cowdenbeath on the opening day. Aaaahhh... That mak...

The thing that bugs the bollix off me is how many of those saturday fixtures will be suddenly moved to Sunday or Monday or Tuesday or Wednesday just to suit the TV shower? It's a pain in the Bojo's trying to book hotels and book an early (cheapo) flight with LyingAir (oops - sorry, RyanAir) when the...

Yeah well mine was scored from my own goal line using nothing but mind control. Beat that. Did I say that I took the shot that scored my goal?? :wink: No sir Mr Saunders - my blind, albino, vodka-fuelled, robot crunt monkey scored it. Using his schlonger... 8) Any chance I could borrow the aforemen...

DB10GOONER AND TONY SAUNDERS, BREAKING NEWS: APPARENTLY FRANK LAMPARD IS CLAIMING THE GOAL - REGARDLESS OF HAVING PLAYED NO PHYSICAL PART IN THE ACTUAL MOVE - BECAUSE HE WAS THINKING OF SHOOTING AT THE SAME TIME. COME ON, HOW ELSE IS HE GOING TO GET HIS REGULAR QUOTA OF 20PLUS GOALS, WITHOUT THE OD...

Jaysus! Hleby's on the warpath again!

Angry, angry young man...

Can you even imagine the stick we'd get from Spuds fans (and anyone else for that matter) if our anthem was "Two Little Boys" what with the Arsene Wenger jokes, etc... As DB10 would say: Jaysus! Ha! :lol: Rolf RULES!! :shock: 8) Well, compared to that twonk robbie williams anyway... :roll...

Yeah well mine was scored from my own goal line using nothing but mind control. Beat that. Did I say that I took the shot that scored my goal?? :wink: No sir Mr Saunders - my blind, albino, vodka-fuelled, robot crunt monkey scored it. Using his schlonger... 8) Well then it wasn't your goal, Mr. B? ...

B*ll*ocks. I replied before your reply. So discount my last glowing endorsment also. We need an original anthem, something that's OURS.

shame though, I love those lyrics...

I remember singing that song in primary school in Australia. Not too sure about the melody being a bit "nursery rhyme-ish" :? but the bleeding lyrics are f*cking awesome aren't they? :shock: Real hair standing up on neck stuff - especially, as you say, the chorus. I'm imagining it being be...