Jamie: I thought you said this new job of yours came with a proper company car. 'Arry: I know it's shit, son but this is the Spuds after all. Louise: Well, stick it for a bit longer and you can get that massive pay-out when you get them relegated. Bloke on the end: Jamie, imagine if this existed whe...

He'll trot out some shit about it being a learning curve and all that crap. Whatever blind excuses he makes should be after an apology to the 1,500 fans that went out there tonight.

This crap sums up the ambition at the club at the moment. Tonight was a chance to send out a decent side, win the group and get an easier game in the second round but Wenger decided that he'd rather play a young side, have the piss taken out of us and play Barcelona, Juve etc instead. I really do fe...

Bergkamp, Pires, Adams.

Are we the only ones at AFC that saw this coming? Come November, December we were alsways going to struggle with players and lack of depth. Frankly this can't go on much longer cos this is shite

I'm going for: "We will learn from this and come back stronger. We can still win the league and are on for all trophies this season. "

You spend money, you get class finishes.

Too right. Being captain of Arsenal is an honour and one that you have to earn the right to do. If you look back at the history of Arsenal Football Club, our captains have been some of the biggest names in world football from people like Alex James to Frank Mclintock, Big Tone, Vieria and Henry. Gal...

I want text voting by the punters before each game. That way we could get Tony Adams, DB10, Ian Wright, Charlie Nicholas and Nutty Nigel back in the team.
On second thoughts, the way things are going, we'd end up with Stepanovs, Cygan and Diawara getting voted in.

I've just been looking at cricket website cricinfo.com and noticed that 'massive Arsenal fan' Mark Ramprakash is involved with the Chavs' corporate hospitality for our trip there on Nov 30th. Have we fallen so low now that even our fans are getting better offers from other clubs? Mind you, it also s...

Surely we can afford the £200 or so that it must cost Arsene to fly in another 12 year-old youth player from The Congo or wherever.

I lost my rag after the second Villa goal last Saturday and shouted a load of abuse at Wenger. Two blokes behind me told me to get behind the team or go and sit with the Villa fans. In my state of mind, I told them to F... off but almost straight away knew they were right and apologised- to them tha...

There's this one bloke I know that's been doing it since The Grove opened. A few of you might actually know him. He's a shortish bloke, black skin, from Ivory Coast. Some days , he's actually made it all the way past the turnstiles, into the chaging rooms, got on the pitch, played a match had a show...

Mexican wave? No excuses for that. Anyone think Steve Bruce will want this one replayed too?

Great goal son, come on Jay, give us another Emirates hat-trick.

The game's not included for season-ticket holders.