Bloke from FourFourTwo has tweeted this: Top scorers under Wenger: 1) Henry 2) Bergkamp 3) RvP 4) Pires 5) Ljungberg 6) Adebayor 7) Fabregas 8) Wiltord 9) BENDTNER 10) Kanu The lad gets some shit on here but perhaps the resident mackem may be onto something ya knaa :) By Christ he's miles better tha...

The bloke from fourfourtwo has just tweeted this: #AFC's top scorers under Wenger - 1) Henry 2) Bergkamp 3) RvP 4) Pires 5) Ljungberg 6) Adebayor 7) Fabregas 8) Wiltord 9) BENDTNER 10) Kanu. I know Barry's not the most popular bloke on here (to say the least) but by Christ he's better than Chamakh. ...

The bloke from fourfourtwo has just tweeted this: #AFC's top scorers under Wenger - 1) Henry 2) Bergkamp 3) RvP 4) Pires 5) Ljungberg 6) Adebayor 7) Fabregas 8) Wiltord 9) BENDTNER 10) Kanu. I know Barry's not the most popular bloke on here (to say the least) but by Christ he's better than Chamakh. ...

The bloke from fourfourtwo has just tweeted this: #AFC's top scorers under Wenger - 1) Henry 2) Bergkamp 3) RvP 4) Pires 5) Ljungberg 6) Adebayor 7) Fabregas 8) Wiltord 9) BENDTNER 10) Kanu. I know Barry's not the most popular on here (to say the least) but by Christ he's better than Chamakh. The re...

Mario Goetze is a special talent.

If he's available, we should buy him - regardless of the price.

Forget his age, he is going to be a star player.

Quick, intelligent, great passer, range of tricks and can score too.

He is pretty much the complete package, and he's only 19.

Won't happen mind

Agree Augie, Muthasucker is a class signing with proven international pedigree whose positional sense and reading of the game should compensate for his chronic lack of pace. The reported fee is very reasonable too. However, we need to wait to see if he'll be a sucess. It does though make Bolton's va...

Mertesacker is a class act but I'm not sure how he'll fit in. For a start, he's clever and can actually defend.

Christ knows how he'll fit in with our suicidal, defend on the half way line approach.

Secondly, he can head a ball.

Thirdly, he has a good disciplinary record.

Surely some mistake?

He's a talented player, but his work ethic and decision making are atrocious. He should've been bombed out some time ago.

Babatunde:

Did you used to post on The Guardian? Name rings a bell.

''He's holding his head in his hands...............Oh, he's dropped that too''

How about: Fine player once but ravaged by injuries and now pony. Or: Rosicknote, Ro-sicky Further still: Oh god, please pack me off to the knacker's yard, I'm cleary past-it and sullying my legacy with inept display after inept display. This last one hasn't caught on in my gaff, for some reason.

Got mine today, the hideous away kit (as leaked on this very site) is a travesty. I'll buy the polo as it looks like a proper shirt but the rest can bollocks. I too saw the 'we don't buy superstars, we make them' t-shirt and nearly choked on my tea. Off topic, reports say Cesc can leave if correct o...