A quick question to any of you that might be coaching/managing a schoolboys football team, or have a kid playing for a schoolboys footie team - in England, is there an fa rule that states that kids have to play for a club that is within a certain distance of where they live ? ! hour maximum travel ...

we heard you the first time

I was cleaning ours my parents house last week and lo and behold what did I find in a plastic bag in the attic?...yes a bruised banana shirt in perfect condition and it still fits 🤣🤣🤣, happy days. Also in the bag were two home shirts, one from 90/91 season and one from the following g season, and la...

Should be a moratorium on "Invincibles" drivel in the press until it gets remotely serious, around late March or so. Lovren coming out and claiming Liverpool could do it and then getting spun by Aguero for the first was delightful. A convenient amnesia for the victims around that semi-rug...

Something that might get lost tonight in the euphoria of the dippers defeat, Santi Cazorla’s brace against Real Madrid, what a comeback for the little maestro

Why oh why does there have to be a woman on every Sky panel, ok I’ll admit there are occasions when one would be useful...getting the tea and biscuits at halftime would be the main reason but I can’t think of a single footballing one....,fuck off Sky you PC mongs

Is this thread still going?, the game is done and dusted and we are currently shite...move on

No....but I am worried that he can’t set a team up to avoid a hammering like that, why can we not go into a Game with a “let’s not lose” attitude, fuck trying to win at Anfield, it’s beyond us, set the team up with 5-4-1 and park the bus for once, do what teams used to do to us when we were feared, ...

Didn’t expect a result but I hoped the banter era had passed, that was as embarrassing as any of the shite wanker presided over, woeful from front to back, licshitener is a disaster, zero pace and positional sense, zero creativity in midfield, no width or crossing ability in the team, there has to b...

We are still a banter club at the back

Bit off topic but have to say Alex Scott on the sky panel has filled a glaring gap in the lineup, “fantasy shag”...I’d love to have a go on her, bit non pc but I feel that needed to be said

harry had to put his hand into a box of spiders and cobwebs on I'm a celebrity, not really a challenge for anybody who has stood in spurs trophy room in the last two decades is it?

No one loves Dick more than me, :gayflag: :gayflag: :gayflag: :gayflag: however putting Xhaka at left back and up against that diving c--t , was something the last manager would have done, that how can the referee not see it was a Swan Lake move of embarrassment- f--k Zaha and remember this sunshin...

I’m not really fussed if we win anything this season, if we do it’ll be a bonus, we are making massive progress for the first time in years, I’m looking forward to games, I’m roaring at the screen again, My mood is being affected by results....it’s fu**ing brilliant, I genuinely didn’t care for at l...

Jeff Reine-Adelaide has joined Angers on a permanent deal. When he first appeared in pre-season friendlies he looked good, but there's been plenty of similiar pre-season starlets and I guess Emery didn't rate him, which is decisive at least. Yes, I saw that he was off which is a shame because I lik...