The Fake News Summer Transfer Thread

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Re: The Fake News Summer Transfer Thread

Postby rodders999 » Thu Aug 10, 2017 3:53 pm

Don't know what's more fucking ludicrous - Barca offering 90 million quid for bang average Coutinho or Liverpool turning it down.

As I keep telling ya it's going to fucking devour itself.....we're almost there.

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Re: The Fake News Summer Transfer Thread

Postby arseofacrow » Thu Aug 10, 2017 4:09 pm

So far this transfer window we have :-

Signed Lacazette = good
Chased Mbappe = farcical
Failed to unload Jenkinson, Gibbs, Wilshere and others as nobody will match their ridiculous wages = typical
Oxlade C is going to be poached by a rival club = typical
Ozil moves into last year of contract = avoidable
Sanchez moves into last year of contract and will almost certainly leave = see van Persie / Fabregas / Nasri

All in all this is shaping up to be yet another brilliant transfer window, overseen by the buffoon that will be in charge for at least 2.more years.

Catalyst for change anybody? ? ? ? ? ?
Did he maybe mean "caffellatte for a change" and was misheard...? :rubchin:

Maybe we are going to be hawking a new line of Italian coffee for our JCL Hipster wánker fans with beards? :barscarf: :censored:
oh dear... the ghost of I Hate Hleb appears again :tumbleweed: :wink:
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Re: The Fake News Summer Transfer Thread

Postby Perryashburtongroves » Thu Aug 10, 2017 10:11 pm

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/footba ... tract.html

They know he's off and it's not about money. He's made it clear it's about ambition and having Wanker as manager. The club can then play the victim when he still wants to leave and make it seem as if they tried. Good luck to you Sanchez, you honestly deserve so much better.

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Re: The Fake News Summer Transfer Thread

Postby OneBardGooner » Fri Aug 11, 2017 5:06 am

BBC Website:

Manager Arsene Wenger has admitted Arsenal are "not super optimistic" that they can convince 28-year-old forward Alexis Sanchez to extend his contract. (SFR Sport via Evening Standard)

That's because he wants WIN Trophies Wenger you C.U.N.T


Arsenal have offered Chile international Sanchez a new contract worth £300,000 per week. (Daily Mail)

:roll: :blah: :blah: Whaaaat ever - Alexis IS "GONE".


Arsenal believe they have made a breakthrough in the negotiations to keep Mesut Ozil at Emirates Stadium, with the 28-year-old Germany midfielder giving the impression that he is preparing to accept the £225,000-a-week deal on offer. (Sun)


Not when he now hears Alexis is up for more..

WENGER IS A C.U.N.T

#wengerout

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Re: The Fake News Summer Transfer Thread

Postby DB10GOONER » Fri Aug 11, 2017 7:00 am

BBC Website:

Manager Arsene Wenger has admitted Arsenal are "not super optimistic" that they can convince 28-year-old forward Alexis Sanchez to extend his contract. (SFR Sport via Evening Standard)

That's because he wants WIN Trophies Wenger you C.U.N.T


Arsenal have offered Chile international Sanchez a new contract worth £300,000 per week. (Daily Mail)

:roll: :blah: :blah: Whaaaat ever - Alexis IS "GONE".


Arsenal believe they have made a breakthrough in the negotiations to keep Mesut Ozil at Emirates Stadium, with the 28-year-old Germany midfielder giving the impression that he is preparing to accept the £225,000-a-week deal on offer. (Sun)


Not when he now hears Alexis is up for more..

WENGER IS A C.U.N.T

#wengerout
It's well documented on here that I rate Ozil as our best footballer by a mile (Sanchez is our best player, but Ozil is on a different technical level) but £225K a week is fucking ludicrous for a luxury player that the fucking manager does not know how to get the best out of. :roll: :censored:

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Re: The Fake News Summer Transfer Thread

Postby DB10GOONER » Fri Aug 11, 2017 7:01 am

So far this transfer window we have :-

Signed Lacazette = good
Chased Mbappe = farcical
Failed to unload Jenkinson, Gibbs, Wilshere and others as nobody will match their ridiculous wages = typical
Oxlade C is going to be poached by a rival club = typical
Ozil moves into last year of contract = avoidable
Sanchez moves into last year of contract and will almost certainly leave = see van Persie / Fabregas / Nasri

All in all this is shaping up to be yet another brilliant transfer window, overseen by the buffoon that will be in charge for at least 2.more years.

Catalyst for change anybody? ? ? ? ? ?
Did he maybe mean "caffellatte for a change" and was misheard...? :rubchin:

Maybe we are going to be hawking a new line of Italian coffee for our JCL Hipster wánker fans with beards? :barscarf: :censored:
oh dear... the ghost of I Hate Hleb appears again :tumbleweed: :wink:
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:lol: :wink:
Pats on the back this year?

:D
:lol:

Fucks given. 8)

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Re: The Fake News Summer Transfer Thread

Postby Redarmy » Fri Aug 11, 2017 10:47 am

Arsenal are still interested in Monaco’s Thomas Lemar, but a move looks very unlikely now, according to David Ornstein.


so thats it ?????

Wenger saying we don't need Mahrez we have Iwobi and WILTSHERE FFS??? you can't give him away

With his running style with the ball at slow pace unable to shake a player off he is likely to get heavily tackled in most games...injury prone....poor technique.....

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Re: The Fake News Summer Transfer Thread

Postby Sean » Sat Aug 12, 2017 10:54 am

Whether or not this Sanchez injury is legitimate, it's fucking obvious that he's gone at the end of the month :banghead:

Supposedly we're trying to offload some dead wood before going back in for Lemar; we have too many players for the PL 25 man squad :roll:

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Re: The Fake News Summer Transfer Thread

Postby p206ab » Sun Aug 13, 2017 6:29 am

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_ ... 8597295185

Sign him up, sign him up! :barscarf: :barscarf:
Sorry for mobile version :D

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Re: The Fake News Summer Transfer Thread

Postby StuartL » Sun Aug 13, 2017 8:23 am

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_ ... 8597295185

Sign him up, sign him up! :barscarf: :barscarf:
Sorry for mobile version :D
Nice goal, however we would be more interested in the other 2 forwards who dithered, didn't get a shot away, or even more likely the keeper who's shit kick presented the opportunity.

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Re: The Fake News Summer Transfer Thread

Postby General » Sun Aug 13, 2017 10:29 am

They clearly underestimated how difficult it would be to get rid of the deadwood we've accumulated especially considering almost all of them are on very generous wages. Gibbs' move to Watford has apparently fallen through due to wages. Jenkinson refused to join Palace for the same reason. Likely they will all leave on loan close to the end of the window as no club in their right minds would pay a a transfer fee and offer same wages. Perez, Campbell, Chambers, Jenkinson, Wilshere, Gibbs, Debuchy - That's at least £70m in transfer fees and £20m in wages per annum. Buying Lemar would tip the balance sheet the other direction and they won't do that because it would show ambition.

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Re: The Fake News Summer Transfer Thread

Postby Perryashburtongroves » Sun Aug 13, 2017 11:43 am

They clearly underestimated how difficult it would be to get rid of the deadwood we've accumulated especially considering almost all of them are on very generous wages. Gibbs' move to Watford has apparently fallen through due to wages. Jenkinson refused to join Palace for the same reason. Likely they will all leave on loan close to the end of the window as no club in their right minds would pay a a transfer fee and offer same wages. Perez, Campbell, Chambers, Jenkinson, Wilshere, Gibbs, Debuchy - That's at least £70m in transfer fees and £20m in wages per annum. Buying Lemar would tip the balance sheet the other direction and they won't do that because it would show ambition.
You are absolutely right and yet again we have this problem. No other fucking club seems to have this issue so how on earth has it been allowed to happen again? It's yet another example of the horrific mis-management and waste that Wanker has presided over. It's clear now that there's no accountability so it just rumbles on again. His complete and utter mis-management has an impact at every single level. It's fucking tragic.

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Re: The Fake News Summer Transfer Thread

Postby shu » Mon Aug 14, 2017 10:29 am

Coutinho to Barca for 90 mill

Sanchez to victims 60 mill and we wouldnt say no , it makes sense for them big time

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Re: The Fake News Summer Transfer Thread

Postby sk-gtfo » Mon Aug 14, 2017 10:38 am

Coutinho to Barca for 90 mill

Sanchez to victims 60 mill and we wouldnt say no , it makes sense for them big time
Sanchez already turned them down before signing for us, Liverpool are no better than us so he wouldn't consider going there, also they wouldn't match his wage demands.

The only two clubs likely to get him are PSG or City, I think PSG want MBappe more but might have to settle for Sanchez as Monaco won't want to sell to a domestic rival (same as us), then we will get the spew of crap from Ivan and co about "we did all we could" and "look we didn't sell to City" #CatalystForChange.

F*ck off! :censored:

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Re: The Fake News Summer Transfer Thread

Postby Rosie_titters » Tue Aug 15, 2017 5:47 pm

WTF rumours City are prepared to offer £50m :shock:

£50m :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: If Coutinho is rated at £90m and Everton are prepared to pay £50m for Gylfi Sigurdsson. Surely Sanchez has to be worth at least £75m

I will be well pissed off if we sell him for a lot less.


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