Down at me local Tesco at the weekend I saw this geezer and had to have a larf at him.
There he was walking towards me in his Carlsberg top carrying a case of the scouse liquor.
I said to him that I hear you signed Michael Jackson, he looked at me somewhat puzzled, so I then said to him, Yeah he couldn't resist getting spanked by 11 kids.
Sorry peeps but I pissed myself larfin when I heard it.....................