Bendtner; The Leg-end

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Re: Bendtner; The Leg-end

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robbo10 wrote:
Wed Nov 15, 2017 9:58 am
DB10GOONER wrote:
Wed Nov 15, 2017 9:24 am
Honestly, if I hear or see one more tedious, social media-addicted, fucking hipster cúnt in skinny jeans talking about "Lord Bendtner" and thinking they are being oh so fucking hilariously ironic in a post avant-garde manner, I will throat punch their adams fucking apple out through the back of their stupid fucking neck. :box: :censored:

FOAD Cúnts. 8)
Get off that fence DB10!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :wink:
The 5-1 thrashing at the hand of Lord Bendtner was really too much to take!..... :lol: :barscarf:

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Allgunsblazin wrote:
Wed Nov 15, 2017 10:24 am
robbo10 wrote:
Wed Nov 15, 2017 9:58 am
DB10GOONER wrote:
Wed Nov 15, 2017 9:24 am
Honestly, if I hear or see one more tedious, social media-addicted, fucking hipster cúnt in skinny jeans talking about "Lord Bendtner" and thinking they are being oh so fucking hilariously ironic in a post avant-garde manner, I will throat punch their adams fucking apple out through the back of their stupid fucking neck. :box: :censored:

FOAD Cúnts. 8)
Get off that fence DB10!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :wink:
The 5-1 thrashing at the hand of Lord Bendtner was really too much to take!..... :lol: :barscarf:
:lol:

To be fair, I'm still not sure which of his hat trick of goals I liked the most... the 30 yard screamer, the overhead volley, or the one where he dribbled through 6 players before calmly slotting and - oh, hang on... :roll: :lol:

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Re: Bendtner; The Leg-end

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Wed Nov 15, 2017 10:51 am
Allgunsblazin wrote:
Wed Nov 15, 2017 10:24 am
robbo10 wrote:
Wed Nov 15, 2017 9:58 am
DB10GOONER wrote:
Wed Nov 15, 2017 9:24 am
Honestly, if I hear or see one more tedious, social media-addicted, fucking hipster cúnt in skinny jeans talking about "Lord Bendtner" and thinking they are being oh so fucking hilariously ironic in a post avant-garde manner, I will throat punch their adams fucking apple out through the back of their stupid fucking neck. :box: :censored:

FOAD Cúnts. 8)
Get off that fence DB10!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :wink:
The 5-1 thrashing at the hand of Lord Bendtner was really too much to take!..... :lol: :barscarf:
:lol:

To be fair, I'm still not sure which of his hat trick of goals I liked the most... the 30 yard screamer, the overhead volley, or the one where he dribbled through 6 players before calmly slotting and - oh, hang on... :roll: :lol:
He said that his one goal sealed it for Denmark.... :lol:

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Allgunsblazin wrote:
Wed Nov 15, 2017 11:04 am
DB10GOONER wrote:
Wed Nov 15, 2017 10:51 am
Allgunsblazin wrote:
Wed Nov 15, 2017 10:24 am
robbo10 wrote:
Wed Nov 15, 2017 9:58 am
DB10GOONER wrote:
Wed Nov 15, 2017 9:24 am
Honestly, if I hear or see one more tedious, social media-addicted, fucking hipster cúnt in skinny jeans talking about "Lord Bendtner" and thinking they are being oh so fucking hilariously ironic in a post avant-garde manner, I will throat punch their adams fucking apple out through the back of their stupid fucking neck. :box: :censored:

FOAD Cúnts. 8)
Get off that fence DB10!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :wink:
The 5-1 thrashing at the hand of Lord Bendtner was really too much to take!..... :lol: :barscarf:
:lol:

To be fair, I'm still not sure which of his hat trick of goals I liked the most... the 30 yard screamer, the overhead volley, or the one where he dribbled through 6 players before calmly slotting and - oh, hang on... :roll: :lol:
He said that his one goal sealed it for Denmark.... :lol:
He scored the winner! :barscarf: :lol: :oops:

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The Lord, single handedly dragging his nation to the world cup, what a man. Oh how I wish we had him back :cry:

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safcftm wrote:
Wed Nov 15, 2017 1:27 pm
The Lord, single handedly dragging his nation to the world cup, what a man. Oh how I wish we had him back :cry:
:shock:

#tedioussocialmediaaddictedfuckinghipstercúntinskinnyjeans :banghead: :box: :censored:






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The Lord turning up in big games and adding to his huge international goal tally, meanwhile "stealing a living" ozil is hiding for Germany against the frogs :roll:

I know which one I'd rather have, and he wears the 52 8) :barscarf:

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Henry Norris 1913 wrote:
Wed Nov 15, 2017 2:05 pm
The Lord turning up in big games and adding to his huge international goal tally, meanwhile "stealing a living" ozil is hiding for Germany against the frogs :roll:

I know which one I'd rather have, and he wears the 52 8) :barscarf:
:coffeespit:

Quality.

Retarded. But quality. :lol: :wink:

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Henry Norris 1913 wrote:
Wed Nov 15, 2017 2:05 pm
The Lord turning up in big games and adding to his huge international goal tally, meanwhile "stealing a living" ozil is hiding for Germany against the frogs :roll:

I know which one I'd rather have, and he wears the 52 8) :barscarf:
Ozil
9 goals in World Cup qualifiers 10 assista
5 goals in European qualifiers 12 assists
2 goals at the World Cup 4 assists
2 goals 4 assists
4 in friendlys 10 assists
Bendtner was not good enough and he was at arsenal for 9 years

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Playing this evening for Rosenberg v Celtic in CL qualifier 1st leg, causing them no end of problems, cause “he’s got loads of pace” :wink:

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ah the true career path of the ex managers rejects - from 70k a week to obscurity.

or turkey.

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Why in living fuck would anyone revive this dead turd of a thread ffs? :roll:

We may as well have a Mark Flatts thread ffs. They both "achieved" about the same level of success at the Arsenal ffs. :roll:

Ffs. :roll:

Fuck it I'm starting a Mark Flatts thread. :D

Ffs. :roll:

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Re: Bendtner; The Leg-end

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Thu Jul 26, 2018 5:44 am
Why in living fuck would anyone revive this dead turd of a thread ffs? :roll
The Lord Bendtners loyal subjects (or Bendlievers as they are sometimes known) stay devoted to the bitter end.


Plus we haven’t signed anyone for days,so there is nothing new to discuss.

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StuartL wrote:
Thu Jul 26, 2018 7:30 am
DB10GOONER wrote:
Thu Jul 26, 2018 5:44 am
Why in living fuck would anyone revive this dead turd of a thread ffs? :roll
The Lord Bendtners loyal subjects (or Bendlievers as they are sometimes known) stay devoted to the bitter end.


Plus we haven’t signed anyone for days,so there is nothing new to discuss.
:lol:

Mark Flatts. Everything Bendtner wishes he was. 8)

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Tbh I'd take Flatts ahead of Bendtner any day. And I'm not talking Flatts in his prime. I'm talking about him now. :lol:

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