officepest wrote:FAO SAFCFTM: On the origins of 'ftm'
Hi, I wonder if you could enlighten me on this one. I used to see a bird in Newcastle some years ago and was told that FTM meant fuck the mackems but a Sunderland supporter I used to work with insisted it was fuck the Magpies.
Do you know which side coined the insult first, or has the detail been lost in the mist of time?
PS: How's Nicklas doing?
safcftm wrote:It's 5:57 and I'm fucked but don't ever call bendy lazy, he ran his fucking heart out yet again, a pure class footballer, beautiful to watch. I feel privileged to have had him for a season, he is a class act- touch, vision, composure, the lot.
I want to stand with nic on a mountain
I want to bathe nicklas in the bath
I want to tickle nicklas bendtner
Until I make nicklas bendtner laugh
Gan on bendy son
Barriecuda wrote:Cool, I learned something today!
2. Stay away from safcftm when he's on the piss up because he's got some closet homo tendencies
PS: What would you rate Bendy out of 10 this season? He seems like he's doing well under Mo'N but I haven't been following Sunderland very closely.
Gunnerz4life wrote:£30m for Sessegnon?
Henry Norris 1913 wrote:Gunnerz4life wrote:£30m for Sessegnon?
tbf they got 16m for henderson. I'd definitely like wenger to go for sessegnon this summer
Gunnerz4life wrote:I rate Sessegnon and would love to have him in our squad but anything above 15 million for him is mental. 35 million for Carroll and 20 million for Henderson was daylight robbery and the victims were stupid enough to fall for it.
safcftm wrote:By the way, my phone knows the score. Well aware of the fact that, alas, we might lose Bendtner at the end of the season I decided that, since it is linked to the internet and thus knows shit loads about all of the footballers in the world, I would ask it which of them is good enough to be his replacement. I was hoping that maybe Messi would fit the bill, or Kaka, but my phone doesn't think so, so that's it, he has to stay
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