THE WENGER THREAD

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Going back to the 'expected goals' stat, does that mean they only expected to get beat 2.9 - 1 :rubchin:

God my expected sex ratio is off the charts..... need to get Misses Muzz to have a chat with OGL :wink:

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Dear Mr Wenger - Please FUCKOFF!.

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GoonerMuzz wrote:
Fri Nov 17, 2017 9:14 am
Going back to the 'expected goals' stat, does that mean they only expected to get beat 2.9 - 1 :rubchin:

God my expected sex ratio is off the charts..... need to get Misses Muzz to have a chat with OGL :wink:
:lol:

Back in the day we used to have Fat Bird Night once a month. You went out on the lash and whoever sharked the fattest bird got the following day and night on the lash free, paid for by the other participents. The expected sex ratio when you pulled one of these Human Dugongs was 9.9. Unfortunately the expected vomit ratio and the expected next day hungover humiliation ratio were often topping 10.00. :lol: :wink:

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Has he gone yet?

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flash gunner wrote:
Fri Nov 17, 2017 12:54 pm
Has he gone yet?
#may2025


#maybe

#fuuuuuck

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As Kevin Spacey said to the young actor, "I'm just gonna put this in here and see what happens..." :shock:

http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/foot ... 60156.html


Of course I'm kidding. The young man might not have been an actor.

:D :wink:

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Fri Nov 17, 2017 3:45 pm
As Kevin Spacey said to the young actor, "I'm just gonna put this in here and see what happens..." :shock:

http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/foot ... 60156.html


Of course I'm kidding. The young man might not have been an actor.

:D :wink:

Aww didums according to Seaman poor old Arsène gets hurt by the criticism by ex players :cry: :cry:

Do your f ing job properly and you don’t get the criticism, better still piss off and let someone more competent take over before we sink beneath the murky waters.

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StuartL wrote:
Fri Nov 17, 2017 6:45 pm
DB10GOONER wrote:
Fri Nov 17, 2017 3:45 pm
As Kevin Spacey said to the young actor, "I'm just gonna put this in here and see what happens..." :shock:

http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/foot ... 60156.html


Of course I'm kidding. The young man might not have been an actor.

:D :wink:

Aww didums according to Seaman poor old Arsène gets hurt by the criticism by ex players :cry: :cry:

Do your f ing job properly and you don’t get the criticism, better still piss off and let someone more competent take over before we sink beneath the murky waters.




Seaman was ALWAYS an arrogant egotistical w**ker just like the senile old French c.unt, and wenkers actions (or lack thereof) mirror exactly those of seaman in his latter years - seaman's best years were past him when a promising young keeper (manninger) did very well when thrown into the first team when seaman was injured, but instead of being eased out the door, the French arrogant c.unt kept the past his best keeper as his number 1 :evil: :evil:
Wenker and seaman are both self serving w**kers

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The problem with The Arsenal is that too many people (like Seaman) are still happy for Wenger to live off the credit for things that happen 13 years(!) ago. They fail to grasp that he has dragged us down to the level of also-rans, with no chance of winning the league, but don't worry, we should all respect him stealing a living.

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The problem with The Arsenal is that too many people (like Seaman) are still happy for Wenger to live off the credit for things that happen 13 years(!) ago. They fail to grasp that he has dragged us down to the level of also-rans, with no chance of winning the league, but don't worry, we should all respect him stealing a living.

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Salvator Mundi (painting) sells for £400m...."we nearly signed him" Arsene Wenger..(courtesy Paddy Power Twitter))

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StuartL wrote:
Fri Nov 17, 2017 6:45 pm
DB10GOONER wrote:
Fri Nov 17, 2017 3:45 pm
As Kevin Spacey said to the young actor, "I'm just gonna put this in here and see what happens..." :shock:

http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/foot ... 60156.html


Of course I'm kidding. The young man might not have been an actor.

:D :wink:

Aww didums according to Seaman poor old Arsène gets hurt by the criticism by ex players :cry: :cry:

Do your f ing job properly and you don’t get the criticism, better still piss off and let someone more competent take over before we sink beneath the murky waters.
We all know that there are different kinds of 'hurt' - Besides the physical type 'Pain', Two others emotional and Ego - I would suggest if any it is the latter...Wenger is nothing more and nothing less than a narcissistical, egotistical, money grabbing, lying cun.t.

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Bradywasking wrote:
Sat Nov 18, 2017 6:53 am
Salvator Mundi (painting) sells for £400m...."we nearly signed him" Arsene Wenger..(courtesy Paddy Power Twitter))
Actually that has a ring of truth about it, in that he was trying to paint over the cracks then ! :wink:

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