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pre season caption comp

Postby Basil is a Gooner on Thu Jul 26, 2012 10:13 am

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Who says we aren't in touch with our fans?
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Re: pre season caption comp

Postby skizz_b on Thu Jul 26, 2012 10:14 am

they're "doing a king jayson" , its the latest (homosexual) internet craze :oops:
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Re: pre season caption comp

Postby flash gunner on Thu Jul 26, 2012 10:22 am

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(Ox aside) Is it a remake of Kung fu Wanka?
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Re: pre season caption comp

Postby DB10GOONER on Thu Jul 26, 2012 10:23 am

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Theo; "Oh dear me, Ox - is there no cultural symbol we won't tramp all over just to further our club's monetary avarice?"

Ox; "You know, Theo - I've never trusted you."

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Re: pre season caption comp

Postby skizz_b on Thu Jul 26, 2012 10:33 am

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:coffeespit:
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Re: pre season caption comp

Postby Basil is a Gooner on Thu Jul 26, 2012 10:35 am

I was going to post that photo too! :barscarf:
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Re: pre season caption comp

Postby DB10GOONER on Thu Jul 26, 2012 10:36 am

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Theo; "Back the fuck up, bitch."
Ox; "Oh no you di-int, muthafucka! My momma don't speak to me like that so no low down muthafucking layabout is gonna do it neither!"

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Re: pre season caption comp

Postby flash gunner on Thu Jul 26, 2012 10:40 am

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Ox. "Theo that number 48 we had last night has gone right through me"

Theo. "Urgh you dirty little fucker"
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Re: pre season caption comp

Postby OneBardGooner on Thu Jul 26, 2012 12:09 pm

Basil is a Gooner wrote:Image

Following a Very Spicey Curry 'Chinese Style'... Theo and Ox thought it would be good to see who could Fart The Loudest and took the traditional Samurai Stance in order not to offend the locals


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Re: pre season caption comp

Postby OneBardGooner on Thu Jul 26, 2012 12:11 pm

skizz_b wrote:Image

:coffeespit:



Theo: Noooo ! Oxo - That's Not how you do a limp wristed bitch slap..let me show you!
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Re: pre season caption comp

Postby Basil is a Gooner on Thu Jul 26, 2012 2:36 pm

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Re: pre season caption comp

Postby QuartzGooner on Thu Jul 26, 2012 3:08 pm

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Gazidis had told the squad they must blend in with local cultural oddities, even if that meant a game of "Balancing a Used Tampon on your Head".


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"Theo and Alex at the opening of the local Fantasy Football league"


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Theo: Ha, right palm block right fist.
Alex: Left fan digs right ribs!
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Re: pre season caption comp

Postby brazilianGOONER on Thu Jul 26, 2012 3:21 pm

Basil is a Gooner wrote:Image


with a forehead that big i'm disappointed that all he can manage to balance in it is that
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Re: pre season caption comp

Postby cusamano on Thu Jul 26, 2012 6:11 pm

this is gay
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Re: pre season caption comp

Postby DB10GOONER on Fri Jul 27, 2012 7:19 am

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Ass Forehead decided to light his own farts to impress the lads.
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