The ''no one is coming'' Transfer Thread

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greengooner wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:Speaking of ridiculous rumours.... Sturridge to Arsenal is in its early stages of being the most fucking ludicrous cunting rumour of the last 50 years. :roll: :lol:
If that happened (and it won't 8) ) then I might just be finished with football. :puke: :lol:

We already have an extremely limited striker in Giroud. Why would we want a shitter version of Giroud that scores less goals and provides less assists, with the injury-prone body of Diaby, and the (thankfully rarely seen) goal celebration/dancing ability of a retarded turkey with an epileptic porcupine stuck up its arse? :roll: :oops:

Hilariously, there are people (not mentioning any names :wink: ) that will tell you they think Sturridge is better than Giroud, even though the hard facts state he is not. These are often the same people that hate Giroud's arrogance.... and yet would welcome a moron like Sturridge whose OTT arrogance is based on less ability, talent, skill, goals and assists than the aforementioned limited and quite average on a good day Giroud! You simply could not make it up! :oops: :lol:

So Is that a yes or a no?
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OneBardGooner wrote:I did hear a rumour some time ago now, that Rosicky and Diaby had a Huge falling out over who was the most injured. :lol:
It's not even a question, mate. If Rosicky stepped on a landmine and lost all 4 limbs he'd still not be as fucking injured as Diaby! :banghead:

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:lol: :lol: :lol: Good one.


Wonder if SteveO will concur? :rubchin: :D

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Payet has put in a transfer request to worst ham. Get him signed up.

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nut flush gooner wrote:Payet has put in a transfer request to worst ham. Get him signed up.



Are we trying to build a proper team, or are we trying to accumulate a load of "names" ? Havent we got enough short arsed lightweight players who only play when it suits them :roll: :evil:

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he may be rather good at dead ball situations - But he just like so many of our pampered pussies goes missing far too often - Ergo wenger will probably sign him :roll: :banghead:

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OneBardGooner wrote::lol: :lol: :lol: Good one.


Wonder if SteveO will concur? :rubchin: :D
Now admit it lads - you're all missing the great man aren't you. Here's a few reminders.......just going to put Rodders' Barry White collection on while I take another look

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xF8fF9KlXtU

THAT goal at Villa, and THAT goal and performance at Anfield in the Champions League. We haven't had a midfield player since capable of those moments. Would love to see the big man back again

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Uncanny SteveO makes a wish and it happens.....Well here he comes!





























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See he decided to hang on to the wheelchair! :D

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nut flush gooner wrote:Payet has put in a transfer request to worst ham. Get him signed up.
He refuses to play. Is that really the sort of *word censored* we should be looking to sign?

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You and I wouldn't mate - But knowing Wenger - he will be eyeing him up for a Summer deal, he'll wait till all the hubbub dies down and make an offer - Well below the asking price of course - So no need to worry Payet will not be joining the pussies in our squad.

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haha - spot on. Hope it doesn't happen though.
OneBardGooner wrote:You and I wouldn't mate - But knowing Wenger - he will be eyeing him up for a Summer deal, he'll wait till all the hubbub dies down and make an offer - Well below the asking price of course - So no need to worry Payet will not be joining the pussies in our squad.

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All these Chinese clubs paying obscene money for piss poor players and not a single bid for any of ours. Disappointing.

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rodders999 wrote:All these Chinese clubs paying obscene money for piss poor players and not a single bid for any of ours. Disappointing.


Especially when you see Oscar going to china £60m - how the fcuk did the chavs get that for him ? :shock: Say what you like about the chavs, but they sure know how to get top dollar for some extremely average players (Oscar and schurrle for starters, and I have yet to see any proof that de bryne is a big player or a player to turn to when the chips are down) :roll:

As much as I rate ozil, if a Chinese club offered £60m for him I wouldn't hesitate for a second

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That's the fishy thing with those Chinese transfers, Oscar goes for 60m....they could gave got him for half that easily. Tevez is on 615 grand a week out there - so if they'd offered him 315 grand he wouldn't have been intersetd? Pffffffffff.

They are going out of their way to vastly overpay players, the whole thing is rotten to the core. Still if they were to offer us mega money for one of our duds I'd bite their hands off. 80m for Wally anyone?

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£15 million for Bojan ? to replace him

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