The ''no one is coming'' Transfer Thread
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Speaking of ridiculous rumours.... Sturridge to Arsenal is in its early stages of being the most fucking ludicrous cunting rumour of the last 50 years.
If that happened (and it won't ) then I might just be finished with football.
We already have an extremely limited striker in Giroud. Why would we want a shitter version of Giroud that scores less goals and provides less assists, with the injury-prone body of Diaby, and the (thankfully rarely seen) goal celebration/dancing ability of a retarded turkey with an epileptic porcupine stuck up its arse?
Hilariously, there are people (not mentioning any names ) that will tell you they think Sturridge is better than Giroud, even though the hard facts state he is not. These are often the same people that hate Giroud's arrogance.... and yet would welcome a moron like Sturridge whose OTT arrogance is based on less ability, talent, skill, goals and assists than the aforementioned limited and quite average on a good day Giroud! You simply could not make it up!
If that happened (and it won't ) then I might just be finished with football.
We already have an extremely limited striker in Giroud. Why would we want a shitter version of Giroud that scores less goals and provides less assists, with the injury-prone body of Diaby, and the (thankfully rarely seen) goal celebration/dancing ability of a retarded turkey with an epileptic porcupine stuck up its arse?
Hilariously, there are people (not mentioning any names ) that will tell you they think Sturridge is better than Giroud, even though the hard facts state he is not. These are often the same people that hate Giroud's arrogance.... and yet would welcome a moron like Sturridge whose OTT arrogance is based on less ability, talent, skill, goals and assists than the aforementioned limited and quite average on a good day Giroud! You simply could not make it up!
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But now Welbeck and Mertesacker are on the mend, and my dear Abou and Rosicknote are long since gone.....who will keep our treatment room staff company for 6 months of the year? Sturridge would be perfect to keep their morale up !DB10GOONER wrote:Speaking of ridiculous rumours.... Sturridge to Arsenal is in its early stages of being the most fucking ludicrous cunting rumour of the last 50 years.
If that happened (and it won't ) then I might just be finished with football.
We already have an extremely limited striker in Giroud. Why would we want a shitter version of Giroud that scores less goals and provides less assists, with the injury-prone body of Diaby, and the (thankfully rarely seen) goal celebration/dancing ability of a retarded turkey with an epileptic porcupine stuck up its arse?
Hilariously, there are people (not mentioning any names ) that will tell you they think Sturridge is better than Giroud, even though the hard facts state he is not. These are often the same people that hate Giroud's arrogance.... and yet would welcome a moron like Sturridge whose OTT arrogance is based on less ability, talent, skill, goals and assists than the aforementioned limited and quite average on a good day Giroud! You simply could not make it up!
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It's a good point SteveO. But it's not all doom and gloom for the "medical" team! I know Gibbs is doing his bit in there and I think you can rest assured that Welbeck at least will be back on the old treatment table within a couple weeks. Also they have Wilshere's return to look forward to!SteveO 35 wrote:But now Welbeck and Mertesacker are on the mend, and my dear Abou and Rosicknote are long since gone.....who will keep our treatment room staff company for 6 months of the year? Sturridge would be perfect to keep their morale up !DB10GOONER wrote:Speaking of ridiculous rumours.... Sturridge to Arsenal is in its early stages of being the most fucking ludicrous cunting rumour of the last 50 years.
If that happened (and it won't ) then I might just be finished with football.
We already have an extremely limited striker in Giroud. Why would we want a shitter version of Giroud that scores less goals and provides less assists, with the injury-prone body of Diaby, and the (thankfully rarely seen) goal celebration/dancing ability of a retarded turkey with an epileptic porcupine stuck up its arse?
Hilariously, there are people (not mentioning any names ) that will tell you they think Sturridge is better than Giroud, even though the hard facts state he is not. These are often the same people that hate Giroud's arrogance.... and yet would welcome a moron like Sturridge whose OTT arrogance is based on less ability, talent, skill, goals and assists than the aforementioned limited and quite average on a good day Giroud! You simply could not make it up!
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DB10GOONER wrote:Speaking of ridiculous rumours.... Sturridge to Arsenal is in its early stages of being the most fucking ludicrous cunting rumour of the last 50 years.
If that happened (and it won't ) then I might just be finished with football.
We already have an extremely limited striker in Giroud. Why would we want a shitter version of Giroud that scores less goals and provides less assists, with the injury-prone body of Diaby, and the (thankfully rarely seen) goal celebration/dancing ability of a retarded turkey with an epileptic porcupine stuck up its arse?
Hilariously, there are people (not mentioning any names ) that will tell you they think Sturridge is better than Giroud, even though the hard facts state he is not. These are often the same people that hate Giroud's arrogance.... and yet would welcome a moron like Sturridge whose OTT arrogance is based on less ability, talent, skill, goals and assists than the aforementioned limited and quite average on a good day Giroud! You simply could not make it up!
So Is that a yes or a no?
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Re: The ''no one is coming'' Transfer Thread
Arsenal defender Per Mertesacker, 32, and midfielder Santi Cazorla, 32, have been offered new 12-month contracts. The pair's current deals both expire at the end of the season. (Times, subscription required)
FFS! Why the fukc why is the c.unt re-signing 2 players well past their sell by date !!!???
un-friggin believable.
FFS! Why the fukc why is the c.unt re-signing 2 players well past their sell by date !!!???
un-friggin believable.
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Mertesacker offers nothing of value to our team, other than being a nice bloke.OneBardGooner wrote:Arsenal defender Per Mertesacker, 32, and midfielder Santi Cazorla, 32, have been offered new 12-month contracts. The pair's current deals both expire at the end of the season. (Times, subscription required)
FFS! Why the fukc why is the c.unt re-signing 2 players well past their sell by date !!!???
un-friggin believable.
Santi has been great but fear this long term Injury will leave him below the standard required for us to kick on.
It's Diaby, Rosicky & Arteta all over again.
Re: The ''no one is coming'' Transfer Thread
StuartL wrote:Mertesacker offers nothing of value to our team, other than being a nice bloke.OneBardGooner wrote:Arsenal defender Per Mertesacker, 32, and midfielder Santi Cazorla, 32, have been offered new 12-month contracts. The pair's current deals both expire at the end of the season. (Times, subscription required)
FFS! Why the fukc why is the c.unt re-signing 2 players well past their sell by date !!!???
un-friggin believable.
Santi has been great but fear this long term Injury will leave him below the standard required for us to kick on.
It's Diaby, Rosicky & Arteta all over again.
And average al and the worlds greatest Danish striker and the Brazilian legohead
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I certainly concur.augie wrote:StuartL wrote:Mertesacker offers nothing of value to our team, other than being a nice bloke.OneBardGooner wrote:Arsenal defender Per Mertesacker, 32, and midfielder Santi Cazorla, 32, have been offered new 12-month contracts. The pair's current deals both expire at the end of the season. (Times, subscription required)
FFS! Why the fukc why is the c.unt re-signing 2 players well past their sell by date !!!???
un-friggin believable.
Santi has been great but fear this long term Injury will leave him below the standard required for us to kick on.
It's Diaby, Rosicky & Arteta all over again.
And average al and the worlds greatest Danish striker and the Brazilian legohead
Re: The ''no one is coming'' Transfer Thread
What a joke. Unless we're selling them in the summer anyway. Time to let them go and use their wages to keep SanchezOneBardGooner wrote:Arsenal defender Per Mertesacker, 32, and midfielder Santi Cazorla, 32, have been offered new 12-month contracts. The pair's current deals both expire at the end of the season. (Times, subscription required)
FFS! Why the fukc why is the c.unt re-signing 2 players well past their sell by date !!!???
un-friggin believable.
Re: The ''no one is coming'' Transfer Thread
Apparently, the "no one is coming" title is appropriate as Wenger has been quoted as saying that we will focus on keeping the players we have rather bring new ones in.
Anyway, Welbeck is back so it's like a new signing. Second January in a row he's been our new signing.
Anyway, Welbeck is back so it's like a new signing. Second January in a row he's been our new signing.
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BFG should have gone 2 years ago and hes not fit.
Santi needs replacing now as he isnt fit and wont play this season whats the rush?
Now if course if they have offerred bfg drastically reduced terms to be a squad player then fine but extending at top doller as we did with arteta and rosicky is pissing away money that could be better spent on sanchez n ozil .
Santi needs replacing now as he isnt fit and wont play this season whats the rush?
Now if course if they have offerred bfg drastically reduced terms to be a squad player then fine but extending at top doller as we did with arteta and rosicky is pissing away money that could be better spent on sanchez n ozil .
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So essentially what you are saying is its Diaby,Rosicky & Arteta all.over again ?Herd wrote:BFG should have gone 2 years ago and hes not fit.
Santi needs replacing now as he isnt fit and wont play this season whats the rush?
Now if course if they have offerred bfg drastically reduced terms to be a squad player then fine but extending at top doller as we did with arteta and rosicky is pissing away money that could be better spent on sanchez n ozil .
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I had a quick check, Jack has played 15 times for Bournemouth this season, take away two games V us and yesterday's Cup game it would appear he has played nearly all League games.DB10GOONER wrote:It's a good point SteveO. But it's not all doom and gloom for the "medical" team! I know Gibbs is doing his bit in there and I think you can rest assured that Welbeck at least will be back on the old treatment table within a couple weeks. Also they have Wilshere's return to look forward to!SteveO 35 wrote:But now Welbeck and Mertesacker are on the mend, and my dear Abou and Rosicknote are long since gone.....who will keep our treatment room staff company for 6 months of the year? Sturridge would be perfect to keep their morale up !DB10GOONER wrote:Speaking of ridiculous rumours.... Sturridge to Arsenal is in its early stages of being the most fucking ludicrous cunting rumour of the last 50 years.
If that happened (and it won't ) then I might just be finished with football.
We already have an extremely limited striker in Giroud. Why would we want a shitter version of Giroud that scores less goals and provides less assists, with the injury-prone body of Diaby, and the (thankfully rarely seen) goal celebration/dancing ability of a retarded turkey with an epileptic porcupine stuck up its arse?
Hilariously, there are people (not mentioning any names ) that will tell you they think Sturridge is better than Giroud, even though the hard facts state he is not. These are often the same people that hate Giroud's arrogance.... and yet would welcome a moron like Sturridge whose OTT arrogance is based on less ability, talent, skill, goals and assists than the aforementioned limited and quite average on a good day Giroud! You simply could not make it up!
How can anybody not question Arsenal's medical team now..It can't just be luck that he isn't getting injuries can it? Or is playing in a disciplined set up the real reason?
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Sadly yesSo essentially what you are saying is its Diaby,Rosicky & Arteta all.over again ?
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I did hear a rumour some time ago now, that Rosicky and Diaby had a Huge falling out over who was the most injured.