The ''no one is coming'' Transfer Thread

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Rodders, did you see your Nat in her sprayed on white dress yesterday...? Man, her belly and ass have chubbed out a bit. :shock: :oops: Nice tits but she's a tubby fucker now. :(

I don't watch the hysterical fabricated non-event that is transfer deadline day, but am I right in thinking tubby Nat was replaced beside that arse-vadge Jim White for the run in last night... by a younger fitter blonde bird...? :shock:

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:lol: I was just going to post about our Nat's massive bangers in that white dress.

You're right in saying that she's puffed out a bit but the way I look at it is that you need to take into consideration the sheer amount of sausage she's after taking down through the years (it's such a travesty that I was never inside her :cry: ) and when you factor that in she still looks amazing.

If she was a car she'd definitely be due a timing belt change round about now but I for one would still 100% inhale her vadge if given the opportunity. 8)

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]No signings today as the board know wenger is leaving and they don't want him to spunk away the new managers transfer kitty.
Jenkinson is making silly wage demands as he wants to stay and see how he gets on under the new boss :D
And then he woke up !

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Herd wrote:
]No signings today as the board know wenger is leaving and they don't want him to spunk away the new managers transfer kitty.
Jenkinson is making silly wage demands as he wants to stay and see how he gets on under the new boss :D
And then he woke up !
...mate, the deluded hope/optimism that it's his last season is the only thing thats keeping me going....don't take it away from me...yet :(

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...mate, the deluded hope/optimism that it's his last season is the only thing thats keeping me going....don't take it away from me...yet :(
Its hope that kills you !

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Is everyone happy for this to be locked until July? :x

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Why I like moaning about the same thing over many threads !

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rodders999 wrote::lol: I was just going to post about our Nat's massive bangers in that white dress.

You're right in saying that she's puffed out a bit but the way I look at it is that you need to take into consideration the sheer amount of sausage she's after taking down through the years (it's such a travesty that I was never inside her :cry: ) and when you factor that in she still looks amazing.

If she was a car she'd definitely be due a timing belt change round about now but I for one would still 100% inhale her vadge if given the opportunity. 8)
:lol: :lol:

Don't get me wrong, I would still knock the arse, vadge and mouth off her. 8) After all, no harm in a bit of cushion for the pushing. :lol: :wink:

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Herd wrote:Why I like moaning about the same thing over many threads !
Lock every thread then? :lol:

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flash gunner wrote:
Herd wrote:Why I like moaning about the same thing over many threads !
Lock every thread then? :lol:
Give a man a little power and watch em go,seen it b4 with DB10 went to his head ,he's never fully recovered and walks round the office with his right arm stuffed inside his polyester shirt ! !

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Herd wrote:
flash gunner wrote:
Herd wrote:Why I like moaning about the same thing over many threads !
Lock every thread then? :lol:
Give a man a little power and watch em go,seen it b4 with DB10 went to his head ,he's never fully recovered and walks round the office with his right arm stuffed inside his polyester shirt ! !
:lol: :lol:

That arm is rubbing my permanent Power Erection... 8)


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Herd wrote:
flash gunner wrote:
Herd wrote:Why I like moaning about the same thing over many threads !
Lock every thread then? :lol:
Give a man a little power and watch em go,seen it b4 with DB10 went to his head ,he's never fully recovered and walks round the office with his right arm stuffed inside his polyester shirt ! !
:lol:

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rodders999 wrote::lol: I was just going to post about our Nat's massive bangers in that white dress.

You're right in saying that she's puffed out a bit but the way I look at it is that you need to take into consideration the sheer amount of sausage she's after taking down through the years (it's such a travesty that I was never inside her :cry: ) and when you factor that in she still looks amazing.

If she was a car she'd definitely be due a timing belt change round about now but I for one would still 100% inhale her vadge if given the opportunity. 8)
:lol: :lol: :lol:

One of the funniest posts ive read for a while

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If the paper transfer rumours are true. We should break the bank to get Aguero. None of this stupid £40m + £1 bollocks.

Aquero and Sanchez up front would be effin amazing. :barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf:

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Arsenal are interested in signing Celtic's £40m-rated forward Moussa Dembele, 20, this summer. (Daily Mirror)

:roll: :blah: :blah: :blah:

The first of endless untrue rumours before we even get anywhere near the Summer.

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