The ''no one is coming'' Transfer Thread

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OneBardGooner wrote:Arsenal are interested in signing Celtic's £40m-rated forward Moussa Dembele, 20, this summer. (Daily Mirror)

:roll: :blah: :blah: :blah:

The first of endless untrue rumours before we even get anywhere near the Summer.
No doubt the plan to appease us horrible rotters when Alexis fucks off in the Summer. Knowing our bunch of commercial goons we'd end up paying more for Dembele than we'd get for Alexis.

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SteveO 35 wrote:
OneBardGooner wrote:Arsenal are interested in signing Celtic's £40m-rated forward Moussa Dembele, 20, this summer. (Daily Mirror)

:roll: :blah: :blah: :blah:

The first of endless untrue rumours before we even get anywhere near the Summer.
No doubt the plan to appease us horrible rotters when Alexis fucks off in the Summer. Knowing our bunch of commercial goons we'd end up paying more for Dembele than we'd get for Alexis.
Hang on wont that kill Sanogo ?

We cant do that, he has been so loyal to us, turned down Barca, Bayern, Madrid etc, etc

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StuartL wrote:
SteveO 35 wrote:
OneBardGooner wrote:Arsenal are interested in signing Celtic's £40m-rated forward Moussa Dembele, 20, this summer. (Daily Mirror)

:roll: :blah: :blah: :blah:

The first of endless untrue rumours before we even get anywhere near the Summer.
No doubt the plan to appease us horrible rotters when Alexis fucks off in the Summer. Knowing our bunch of commercial goons we'd end up paying more for Dembele than we'd get for Alexis.
Hang on wont that kill Sanogo ?

We cant do that, he has been so loyal to us, turned down Barca, Bayern, Madrid etc, etc

You forgot Fed Ex! :lol:

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OneBardGooner wrote:
StuartL wrote:
SteveO 35 wrote:
OneBardGooner wrote:Arsenal are interested in signing Celtic's £40m-rated forward Moussa Dembele, 20, this summer. (Daily Mirror)

:roll: :blah: :blah: :blah:

The first of endless untrue rumours before we even get anywhere near the Summer.
No doubt the plan to appease us horrible rotters when Alexis fucks off in the Summer. Knowing our bunch of commercial goons we'd end up paying more for Dembele than we'd get for Alexis.
Hang on wont that kill Sanogo ?

We cant do that, he has been so loyal to us, turned down Barca, Bayern, Madrid etc, etc

You forgot Fed Ex! :lol:
Look.....I can not help the speculation. I can say there has been no contact with Parcelforce. He is not for sale

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SteveO 35 wrote:
OneBardGooner wrote:
StuartL wrote:
SteveO 35 wrote:
OneBardGooner wrote:Arsenal are interested in signing Celtic's £40m-rated forward Moussa Dembele, 20, this summer. (Daily Mirror)

:roll: :blah: :blah: :blah:

The first of endless untrue rumours before we even get anywhere near the Summer.
No doubt the plan to appease us horrible rotters when Alexis fucks off in the Summer. Knowing our bunch of commercial goons we'd end up paying more for Dembele than we'd get for Alexis.
Hang on wont that kill Sanogo ?

We cant do that, he has been so loyal to us, turned down Barca, Bayern, Madrid etc, etc

You forgot Fed Ex! :lol:
Look.....I can not help the speculation. I can say there has been no contact with Parcelforce. He is not for sale
Sanogo is out of contract this summer.....doesn't four years fly by :roll:

No doubt he has signed a pre-contract with the Chinese postal service :D

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SteveO 35 wrote:
OneBardGooner wrote:
StuartL wrote:
SteveO 35 wrote:
OneBardGooner wrote:Arsenal are interested in signing Celtic's £40m-rated forward Moussa Dembele, 20, this summer. (Daily Mirror)

:roll: :blah: :blah: :blah:

The first of endless untrue rumours before we even get anywhere near the Summer.
No doubt the plan to appease us horrible rotters when Alexis fucks off in the Summer. Knowing our bunch of commercial goons we'd end up paying more for Dembele than we'd get for Alexis.
Hang on wont that kill Sanogo ?

We cant do that, he has been so loyal to us, turned down Barca, Bayern, Madrid etc, etc

You forgot Fed Ex! :lol:
Look.....I can not help the speculation. I can say there has been no contact with Parcelforce. He is not for sale
:rubchin: :idea:

Ohhh! Okay, Well if SteveO has given his 'Stamp' of approval we will consider that all 'Wrapped' up then shall we!? :D :wink:

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Arsenal forward Alexis Sanchez, 28, is a transfer target for French champions Paris St-Germain and Italian counterparts Juventus, with both clubs believing they can tempt the Gunners to sell the Chile international. (Daily Mirror)


The inevitable has begun already. :cry: :banghead:

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OneBardGooner wrote:Arsenal are interested in signing Celtic's £40m-rated forward Moussa Dembele, 20, this summer. (Daily Mirror)

:roll: :blah: :blah: :blah:

The first of endless untrue rumours before we even get anywhere near the Summer.
Moussa fucking Dembele? After ONE half season in the utter gash Scottish Prem playing for the ONLY team that can win it? And now he's rated at £40million? My dead grandmother could score goals for Celtic in the utter gash Scots Prem ffs... :oops: :roll:

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DB10GOONER wrote:
OneBardGooner wrote:Arsenal are interested in signing Celtic's £40m-rated forward Moussa Dembele, 20, this summer. (Daily Mirror)

:roll: :blah: :blah: :blah:

The first of endless untrue rumours before we even get anywhere near the Summer.
Moussa fucking Dembele? After ONE half season in the utter gash Scottish Prem playing for the ONLY team that can win it? And now he's rated at £40million? My dead grandmother could score goals for Celtic in the utter gash Scots Prem ffs... :oops: :roll:
Aaaah! Yes! But can she post a letter with the genius of Sanogo!?? :lol:

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OK so if Sanchez does go, who should we sign?

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Higuain is clearly never going to happen
Cavani just signed a new deal

I would love to see Lewandowski join but one can only dream

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OneBardGooner wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
OneBardGooner wrote:Arsenal are interested in signing Celtic's £40m-rated forward Moussa Dembele, 20, this summer. (Daily Mirror)

:roll: :blah: :blah: :blah:

The first of endless untrue rumours before we even get anywhere near the Summer.
Moussa fucking Dembele? After ONE half season in the utter gash Scottish Prem playing for the ONLY team that can win it? And now he's rated at £40million? My dead grandmother could score goals for Celtic in the utter gash Scots Prem ffs... :oops: :roll:
Aaaah! Yes! But can she post a letter with the genius of Sanogo!?? :lol:
Well, obviously not. She's dead, mate. :roll:







:D :wink: :wink:

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Xhaka, Mustafi and Perez set us back around 85m this summer. Take a second to think about that. Fucking scandalous. We're not exactly capable of shopping at the top table with the likes of Madrid and Bayern but we are capable of doing infinitely better than chucking money at these no-marks.

Thank god he only managed to waste 5m on that 22 year old Japanese superstar who couldn't even get a work permit.

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I'll lay a loose-change bet with anyone on here that we'll take a loss when Sanchez leaves this summer.

Club is run backwards by such a merry bunch of incompetents it fairly boggles the mind thinking about how they've managed to slime their way into such positions.

Watch us *word censored* another £100m+ away on useless bang-averages as soon as the door shuts on this most depressing of campaigns.

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