The KLEENEX "I'm Not Watching!" Thread

[OneBardGooner]

So then let's hear the excuses for not watching tonight's game !!?

Blocked drains

Flat batteries

Spark plugs need cleaning

Smashed the Tv after watching the last load of smelly poo!

A Big pile of Ironing awaits

Dahn the pub getting shyte faced

[StuartL]

So then let's hear the excuses for not watching tonight's game !!?

Blocked drains

Flat batteries

Spark plugs need cleaning

Smashed the Tv after watching the last load of smelly poo!

A Big pile of Ironing awaits

Dahn the pub getting shyte faced

Was watching the Rocketts perform their Christmas spectacular on Broadway, followed by the switch on of the Xmas tree at the Rockefeller Centre in
New York, so sorry I missed it - anyone got a link to the highlights

[Swifty]

@StuartL

highlights are as follows:

[begeegs]

I missed out on the game last night as I was catching up on The Walking Dead, which has actually gotten pretty boring in season 6. Still the boredom is preferred to Arsenal nowadays as I think that I have caught about 3 games this season and that was to see if we were actual title contenders or the usual and I think that I knew the answer to that already, but watched....

Here we are with one of the deepest squads that we have had in a long while and still can't manage to put in many good performances. Like last year, we had the performance which should have defined the way that we play in every game (Chelsea this year - Man Utd home last year) and like last year, we haven't replicated it at all, instead resorting to our usual turgid sideways passing extravaganza.

Please let this be the last year of Wenger at Arsenal!

[rodders999]

Yep, also didn't see a single kick of last nights game....praise the lord.

Instead I spent the evening installing child locks on all the drawers and cupboards in the kitchen to prevent Rodders Jnr. from gaining access to the Domestos which, as we all know by now, is reserved solely for yours truly to enjoy once you know who signs you know what

[augie]

I THINK, that tomorrow evening I will opt to watch el classic instead of the shammers game I know that to do so would be the greatest insult for many Gooners on here, and I would be the first to say that the game is nowhere near what it used to be, but most of the time I would rather not watch AFC games than watch in total apathy

Tomorrow evening I might change my mind so we'll see

[DB10GOONER]

I THINK, that tomorrow evening I will opt to watch el classic instead of the shammers game I know that to do so would be the greatest insult for many Gooners on here, and I would be the first to say that the game is nowhere near what it used to be, but most of the time I would rather not watch AFC games than watch in total apathy

Tomorrow evening I might change my mind so we'll see

As turgid as we sometimes (many times?) can be, I simply cannot bare to watch El Dive-ico anymore. What used to at least have some great technical football, is now just a fucking appalling crowd of diving, acting, whining, injury-feigning fucking ladyboy Barca and Madrid bastards...

I'll watch The Arsenal as my boy Jack is sooooo looking forward to watching it with me and it's vital I guide him through these bad times so that he never wanders from the Gooner path.

[arseofacrow]

I managed to avoid last Sunday's game by getting married.

[DB10GOONER]

I managed to avoid last Sunday's game by getting married.

Hahahahahahaha!!!

Sorry, I'm just gonna add... Hahahahahahahaha!!!

Seriously? He finally asked you, huh?

[arseofacrow]

I managed to avoid last Sunday's game by getting married.

Hahahahahahaha!!!

Sorry, I'm just gonna add... Hahahahahahahaha!!!

Seriously? He finally asked you, huh?

Can I give away the ending of "The Crying Game"?

[flash gunner]

Congrats Arse....... Hope you and Mr. Arse have a long and happy marriage

[DB10GOONER]

Congrats Arse....... Hope you and Mr. Arse have a long and happy marriage

Yeah, sorry mate - as Flash says; congrats!



Did you wear a white dress?

Sorry, sorry...

[arseofacrow]

Congrats Arse....... Hope you and Mr. Arse have a long and happy marriage

Cheers Flash Fingers crossed!

And I'm approaching my 10th year on here...seems longer, etc... ...was in a pretty low place at the time I joined - something which DB10 will appreciate

[DB10GOONER]

Congrats Arse....... Hope you and Mr. Arse have a long and happy marriage

Cheers Flash Fingers crossed!

And I'm approaching my 10th year on here...seems longer, etc... ...was in a pretty low place at the time I joined - something which DB10 will appreciate

Yeah, true... I recall you being low enough for me to regularly rest my balls on top of your head...

[flash gunner]

Congrats Arse....... Hope you and Mr. Arse have a long and happy marriage

Cheers Flash Fingers crossed!

And I'm approaching my 10th year on here...seems longer, etc... ...was in a pretty low place at the time I joined - something which DB10 will appreciate

10 years its says you joined in 2011