The KLEENEX "I'm Not Watching!" Thread

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The KLEENEX "I'm Not Watching!" Thread

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As suggested by our very own Self Abuse King of Kings (or SAKK :-P :wink: ), Rodders.... who lacked the balls in the end to set the thread up... :lol: :wink: :wink:

....and not sponsored by KLEENEX... :wink:





Anyhoo, let us all know game by game what you will be doing this season if you are not watching Arsene FC - oops, sorry - Arsenal FC. :rubchin:

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AWOOGA AWOOGA :moderator: :moderator:

Vanity Thread Alert 8)


If I may be permitted to paraphrase Jesse from the Fast Show - during the Liverpool game I shall mostly be having my prostate checked :wink:

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real supporters get an android box and watch every game :barscarf: :wink:

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Rodders wont be watching any games, he will be too busy looking at Natalie on Sky Sports news, or looking at her through the bushes :)

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BFG4 wrote:Rodders wont be watching any games, he will be too busy looking at Natalie on Sky Sports news, or looking at her through the bushes :)
:lol:



Sadly the restraining order they gave me that time I got caught going through her bins has put paid to my bush dwelling days my good friend 8)

Of all the alternatives to the victims game so far -

Freezer defrosting - StuartL
Falkirk - hanging around an airport
Augie on a beach in Spain in his budgie smugglers
Air show - silus
Lefty with his Zen guide to drain unblocking


I must say I'm leaning towards the freezer defrosting, the top drawer is a bitch to open at the moment as it's iced in, so I reckon it would be an afternoon well spent. Cheers all :barscarf:

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I knew that the word KLEENEX would appeal to Rodders! :D :wink: :barscarf:

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BFG4 wrote:Rodders wont be watching any games, he will be too busy looking at Natalie on Sky Sports news, or looking at her through her bush :)



You don't think that she keeps it shaved then ? :lol: :lol: :lol:

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augie wrote:
BFG4 wrote:Rodders wont be watching any games, he will be too busy looking at Natalie on Sky Sports news, or looking at her through her bush :)



You don't think that she keeps it shaved then ? :lol: :lol: :lol:
I have it on very good authority that Nat is old skool in the bush department. She is so "overgrown" that at one point Lefty and his Ewok brothers were living in her bush dodging stormtroopers on speeder bikes! :shock:

:D :wink:

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DB10GOONER wrote:
augie wrote:
BFG4 wrote:Rodders wont be watching any games, he will be too busy looking at Natalie on Sky Sports news, or looking at her through her bush :)



You don't think that she keeps it shaved then ? :lol: :lol: :lol:
I have it on very good authority that Nat is old skool in the bush department. She is so "overgrown" that at one point Lefty and his Ewok brothers were living in her bush dodging stormtroopers on speeder bikes! :shock:

:D :wink:
:lol:

Now that is a big bush, reminds me of this,

I found one of my dads old porno videos today.

Did you know, back in the 70's they used to use pubic hair to censor out the genitals?

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LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
augie wrote:
BFG4 wrote:Rodders wont be watching any games, he will be too busy looking at Natalie on Sky Sports news, or looking at her through her bush :)



You don't think that she keeps it shaved then ? :lol: :lol: :lol:
I have it on very good authority that Nat is old skool in the bush department. She is so "overgrown" that at one point Lefty and his Ewok brothers were living in her bush dodging stormtroopers on speeder bikes! :shock:

:D :wink:
:lol:

Now that is a big bush, reminds me of this,

I found one of my dads old porno videos today.

Did you know, back in the 70's they used to use pubic hair to censor out the genitals?
:lol:

I've seen some of that 70's porn. Why did they also sometimes censor out the stomach and mid-thigh? :shock:

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They weren't editing them out mate - They used to film on reel to reel and to save money and tape they just cu(n)t to the important bits... :lol:

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How long before it turns into a Wenger out thread,may I suggest the mods ban anyone who does turn it into one.








:lol:

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mcdowell42 wrote:How long before it turns into a Wenger out thread,may I suggest the mods ban anyone who does turn it into one.








:lol:
Agreed. We'll delete any posts criticizing or prai- hang on.... sorry- any posts criticizing Wenger. :lol:

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Fucking hell... :-P :lol:



There were several games last season where I wished I could do something else, instead of watching us endlessly pass sideways in front of a parked bus, but there was nothing else to do. The trouble is, I enjoy posting about the games and being up to date on things.

Perhaps I shall find the strength to miss a few games, especially if the new season turns out as predictable as the last eight seasons ( :rubchin: ).

Then again, with some of the T&A posted here, it'd be a good distraction from football purgatory :barscarf: :mrgreen:

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So...after not renewing my season ticket and mouthing off that I'm going to an air show instead of watching the scouse game...I've only gone and got a ticket for it. :oops: .....I'll probably try and find a stream for the lens friendly later as well. :banghead: :banghead:

What's wrong with me?
It's a fucking illness I tell ya!!! :suicide:

If anybody can tell me the name of a good councillor I'd appreciate it....or at least post some more boobs to cheer me up.

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