Football Christmas chants

[Nos89]

Back in the day many Christmas songs/ hymns had football terrace chant alternatives. Bergkamp Wonderland springs to mind... anyone remember anymore?
Listening to Christmas songs on loop for 10 hours a day is doing my head in, and I've forgotten the bastardised versions.

[Henry Norris 1913]

we're on merseyside on tuesday

you know what that means

[OneBardGooner]

we're on merseyside on tuesday

you know what that means

Aka: Land of the Pick Pockets.

[Perryashburtongroves]

we're on merseyside on tuesday, you know what that means

Feed the scousers, let them know it's Christmas time.

[StuartL]

Back in the day many Christmas songs/ hymns had football terrace chant alternatives. Bergkamp Wonderland springs to mind... anyone remember anymore?
Listening to Christmas songs on loop for 10 hours a day is doing my head in, and I've forgotten the bastardised versions.

Away in a manger no crib for a bed,
the little Lord Jesus looked up and he said
"We hate Tottnum, and we hate Tottnum
we hate Tottnum and we hate Tottnum"

Jingle Bells
Jingle Bells
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to see Arsenal win away.

Mary's boy child, Ian Wright, was born on xmas day
Hark now hear the Arsenal
The tottnum run away ( the [****)
and we will fight forever more
because of Boxing Day

[DB10GOONER]

we're on merseyside on tuesday, you know what that means

Feed the scousers, let them know it's Christmas time.

^^My second favourite Mouser related song after "Sign on... with a pen, in your hand..."

[Herd]

we're on merseyside on tuesday, you know what that means

Feed the scousers, let them know it's Christmas time.

^^My second favourite Mouser related song after "Sign on... with a pen, in your hand..."

we used to sing
crawl on crawl on
with skag in your veins
and youl never eat again
yould never eat again

but that was a bit cruel,watching merseyside sink under a mountain iof cheap heroin in the late 70;s early 80's was a sickening sight !

Father Christmas comes from Highbury tra la la la la la la

[Clash]

Just before my time and a one-off given the circumstances but the ''Silent Spurs'' rendition I am told about after winning there 5-0 at Christmas 1978 is the stuff of legend.

Anyone here that was at that game?

[SPARKSY]

we're on merseyside on tuesday

you know what that means

My wifes's a scouser. She's always fleecing me

[OneBardGooner]

we're on merseyside on tuesday

you know what that means

My wifes's a scouser. She's always blowing me for 50p

(only joking mate!)

[DB10GOONER]

we're on merseyside on tuesday

you know what that means

My wifes's a scouser. She's always fleecing me

Ah but does she then blame the Police, Maggie Thatcher, and the Sun newspaper, whilst mentioning hearing "loads" of Cockney accents in your house... followed by insisting on candlelit vigils for... basically everything?

[Bradywasking]

" I wish you wouldn't judge me til May"

To the tune of" I wish it could be Christmas every day "

[DB10GOONER]

" I wish you wouldn't judge me til May"

To the tune of" I wish it could be Christmas every day "

Putting my Hlebby hat on for a moment - it doesn't scan....

But "I wish you wouldn't judge me... til it's May" does.

You're welcome.

[Rugby Gooner]

Charlie,Charlie,Charlie,Charlie,
born is the King of Highbury.

This was a chant and not Herds Christmas wish list!

[DB10GOONER]

"I wish you wouldn't be here... after May" also works...