As we're unlikely to see terraces again at football, this is the virtual equivalent where you can chat to your hearts content about all football matters and, obviously, Arsenal in particular. This forum encourages all Gooners to visit and contribute so please keep it respectful, clean and topical.
Herd wrote:Northern lasses are great ,no messing around chats ups at a minimum !
"Fancy a shag ?" "only for you ya smooth talking bastard !"
From Bredbury hall to the Grafton liverpool Grays in Newcastle you just can't beat a northern lass ,although I have a soft spot for Norfolk lasses too !
Herd wrote:Burnley have some right knuckle draggers ,I have a pal who supports Burnley but is from London , I went to Orient with him one day. We are in the Burnley end and we start to notice some trolls behind use getting closer and mumbling cockney bastards until my mate turns round smiling "allright lads" they see he's wearing a Burnley shirt which confuses them they hate Londoners but he's a fan ,"fookinhell weve got cockney clarets" and for the next 20 mins people kept appearing to stare at us as if we were a rare and exotic animal at the zoo !
I trust you explained I your own sweet way about cockneys being born within the sound of St Mary le Bow bells and that being a cheeky chappie Londoner doesn't necessarily make you a cockney ?
Herd wrote:Burnley have some right knuckle draggers ,I have a pal who supports Burnley but is from London , I went to Orient with him one day. We are in the Burnley end and we start to notice some trolls behind use getting closer and mumbling cockney bastards until my mate turns round smiling "allright lads" they see he's wearing a Burnley shirt which confuses them they hate Londoners but he's a fan ,"fookinhell weve got cockney clarets" and for the next 20 mins people kept appearing to stare at us as if we were a rare and exotic animal at the zoo !
When I was in Uni - i went out with - well shagged for a couple weeks this chick called julie from Burrrnlaay - She pronounced her own name Joooolaaaay and FFS was Furrr Fooooks Saaaake.
Herd wrote:Northern lasses are great ,no messing around chats ups at a minimum !
"Fancy a shag ?" "only for you ya smooth talking bastard !"
From Bredbury hall to the Grafton liverpool Grays in Newcastle you just can't beat a northern lass ,although I have a soft spot for Norfolk lasses too !
Bredbury Hall Stockport ?
Yeah! You put yer hand down their knickers and they get really offended...Ere! Wat yaa fink I aaam a foookin' slaaaag or summit..tits first!
Ray C wrote: Have you blokes forgotten about the game ?.
2 - 1 to us.
What fucking game is that?
Yeah! What the fucks he on about!?
I dunno! It was all about norvern dirtbirds getting their cooch's smashed inside out for a bag of chips in Burnley and the rude fucker jumps in with some shit about some game or other!
Ray C wrote: Have you blokes forgotten about the game ?.
2 - 1 to us.
What fucking game is that?
Yeah! What the fucks he on about!?
I dunno! It was all about norvern dirtbirds getting their cooch's smashed inside out for a bag of chips in Burnley and the rude fucker jumps in with some shit about some game or other!
I seem to have upset you all. Am I sorry ?. That's the same question I asked some Leeds supporters back in the early 70's. I had & yes they got me.
Sorry fellas - I'll stick to slagging off Feo in the future as that only seems to upset the idiot fans. Not you 3.
Ray C wrote: Have you blokes forgotten about the game ?.
2 - 1 to us.
What fucking game is that?
Yeah! What the fucks he on about!?
I dunno! It was all about norvern dirtbirds getting their cooch's smashed inside out for a bag of chips in Burnley and the rude fucker jumps in with some shit about some game or other!
I seem to have upset you all. Am I sorry ?. That's the same question I asked some Leeds supporters back in the early 70's. I had & yes they got me.
Sorry fellas - I'll stick to slagging off Feo in the future as that only seems to upset the idiot fans. Not you 3.
yes thats the one.... 
