Congratulations Theo...100 goals

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DB10GOONER wrote:
IW8Goalmachine wrote:
SE12red wrote:If he stinks the place out for 2 more seasons he'll likely pass the one and only Denis Bergkamp at 120 goals.
What a shit state of affairs :banghead:
What a horrible thought seeing his name above who I believe is our greatest ever player
It would be shameful. :oops: :|
I am sick at the thought :ewwwww: :cussing:

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100 goals for Arsenal is an incredible achievement but I just cannot bring myself to like this pansified little git.

To me he is all that's wrong with modern football -

* Hugely overpaid
* More interested in his image
* Has achieved two thirds of fuck all (other than becoming obscenely rich)
* Thinks that 4th place / Last 16 will bring a huge smile to fans' faces (it won't - you smarmy little prick!)
* Not a patch on players like Dennis Bergkamp / Alan Smith / David Rocastle

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officepest wrote:* effeminate claps hands slowly *
slight but necessary amendment there mate! :wink:

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ps: fuckOFF walcott you useless gimpoid piece of shyte.

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It's taken this Lewis Hamilton wannabe Gimp :cussing: 10 years to get 100 goals. :barscarf:

Harry fécking Kane has already scored 100 that's an achievement even though he plays for the Middlesex swamp dwellers! :banghead: :banghead:

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Couldnt be less enthusiastic about a player reaching 100 goals :?

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flash gunner wrote:Couldnt be less enthusiastic about a player reaching 100 goals :?
It's the 300 he missed that grinds my shit. :tickedoff: :banghead:

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One of the least-deserved landmarks in the club's history.

They'll still be talking about his "potential" when he's 30. :roll:

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How many games to reach 100 goals again?.

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Great Landmark, deserves a statue :barscarf:

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Blade wrote:How many games to reach 100 goals again?.
10 years so averagely 10 a season :? Fucking 10 :suicide:

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To continue on the delusional theme: "I am a central striker".

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LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:Great Landmark, deserves a statue :barscarf:
May as well... every other cúnt and his cousin has one... :lol:

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DB10GOONER wrote:
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:Great Landmark, deserves a statue :barscarf:
May as well... every other cúnt and his cousin has one... :lol:
There is that of course :lol:

The only dilemma I can see when casting his statue is whether to put him in boots or spikes :rubchin:

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Blade wrote:How many games to reach 100 goals again?.

It says 370 but i'd be interested to know the goals per minute ratio as theo is not a 90 minute player. He spent his first 4 years playing last 20 minutes, two years out injured then the last 5 years being subbed off at 70 mins.

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