The New Arsenal Manager will be?

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Re: The New Arsenal Manager will be?

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DB10GOONER wrote:
REB wrote:odds as of 9-45am 8/3/17

M Allegri 5/4 C Puel 40/1 Jose Mourinho 100/1 T Tuchel 10/1 Claudio Ranieri 40/1 Pep Guardiola 100/1 D Simeone 11/1 Guus Hiddink 50/1 Sven Goran Eriksson 100/1 L Enrique 12/1 Dennis Bergkamp 50/1 Marco van Basten 100/1 Manuel Pelligrini 14/1 Paul Clement 50/1 Glenn Hoddle 100/1 Brendan Rodgers 14/1 Giovanni van Bronckhorst 50/1 Slaven Bilic 100/1 Eddie Howe 14/1 Roy Hodgson 66/1 Marcello Lippi 150/1 Rafael Benitez 16/1 Phil Scolari 66/1 Harry Redknapp 150/1 P Vieira 16/1 Frank Rijkaard 66/1 Raymond Domenech 200/1 Carlo Ancelotti 20/1 Michael Laudrup 66/1 Ruud Gullit 200/1 Dragan Stojkovic 20/1 Boro Primorac 66/1 Steve McClaren 200/1 F De Boer 20/1 Steve Bould 66/1 Martin Jol 200/1 Ronald Koeman 20/1 Fabio Capello 66/1 Tony Adams 200/1 Lucien Favre 22/1 R Martinez 66/1 Jean Tigana 200/1 Laurent Blanc 25/1 M Pochettino 66/1 Sir Alex Ferguson 200/1 Joachim Loew 25/1 Remi Garde 80/1 Sam Allardyce 250/1 R Hasenhuttl 25/1 Louis Van Gaal 80/1 David O'Leary 250/1 Marco Silva 25/1 Jurgen Klopp 100/1 Jeremy Clarkson 500/1 Roberto Mancini 33/1 David Moyes 100/1 Piers Morgan 500/1 Thierry Henry 33/1 George Graham 100/1 Gunnersaurus 500/1 Jurgen Klinsmann 33/1 Andre Vilas-Boas 100/1 Nicky Henderson 500/1 Didier Deschamps 33/1 Martin O'Neill 100/1 Jorge Sampaoli 33/1
:lol: :lol: :coffeespit:

Some of those odds are insanely low! :lol: :wink:
George Graham only 100-1 you must be excited :barscarf: :wink:

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With a small number of exceptions (bould, fat sam, Pardew, pubis etc), I don't really give a fcuk who succeeds le cock - the way I see it is if the next manager is a failure, he will be sacked within 2 years - getting rid of this c.unt will prove a lot harder than getting rid of any successor, and these players wont win no league anyway :roll:

If I was given the task of setting the character requirements for the next manager, I would absolutely insist that the guy not be the same style of manager as wenker - I keep hearing about this manager or that manager being suited to the way we play, but the way we play is not working so why go the same route ?? :? We need a tactical manager for sure, but we also need someone that will go into that dressing room and bawl at a few of them weak players and let them know that the easy street train has now left the station and wont be returning 8)

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Should be somebody like Allegri or an Ancelotti. An old hand who will come in, size up the squad, ruthlessly get rid of the shit and identify where we need improving. Introduce some defensive ethos.

Don't care if they only envisage staying 2-3 years, we need a radical overhaul.

Worst case scenario is some fucking unknown or no-mark like Howe to carry on Wenger's work.

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We should do a poll......me and Baba want to vote for 'Arry :barscarf:

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Hope there is UPROAR in that fucking Boardroom, choices to be made ASAP!
Allegri looks the ideal candidate, the Assasin will make some of those so called players offers they cannot refuse!
And fuck most of them off once and for all!....

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northbank123 wrote:Should be somebody like Allegri or an Ancelotti. An old hand who will come in, size up the squad, ruthlessly get rid of the shit and identify where we need improving. Introduce some defensive ethos.

Don't care if they only envisage staying 2-3 years, we need a radical overhaul.

Worst case scenario is some fucking unknown or no-mark like Howe to carry on Wenger's work.
This 100% ^^. 8)

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northbank123 wrote:Should be somebody like Allegri or an Ancelotti. An old hand who will come in, size up the squad, ruthlessly get rid of the shit and identify where we need improving. Introduce some defensive ethos.

Don't care if they only envisage staying 2-3 years, we need a radical overhaul.

Worst case scenario is some fucking unknown or no-mark like Howe to carry on Wenger's work.
I dont agree..... we need a 'patsy' like Rioch/Moyes

Whoever takes over from Wenger will be on a hiding to nothing for a year or two - a weak squad, Sky sports zooming in on Wengers face every time we concede a goal, AKB's having a dig if we dont get beloved 4th place. Things will be unsteady after Wenger we need someone to take the heat

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flash gunner wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
REB wrote:odds as of 9-45am 8/3/17

M Allegri 5/4 C Puel 40/1 Jose Mourinho 100/1 T Tuchel 10/1 Claudio Ranieri 40/1 Pep Guardiola 100/1 D Simeone 11/1 Guus Hiddink 50/1 Sven Goran Eriksson 100/1 L Enrique 12/1 Dennis Bergkamp 50/1 Marco van Basten 100/1 Manuel Pelligrini 14/1 Paul Clement 50/1 Glenn Hoddle 100/1 Brendan Rodgers 14/1 Giovanni van Bronckhorst 50/1 Slaven Bilic 100/1 Eddie Howe 14/1 Roy Hodgson 66/1 Marcello Lippi 150/1 Rafael Benitez 16/1 Phil Scolari 66/1 Harry Redknapp 150/1 P Vieira 16/1 Frank Rijkaard 66/1 Raymond Domenech 200/1 Carlo Ancelotti 20/1 Michael Laudrup 66/1 Ruud Gullit 200/1 Dragan Stojkovic 20/1 Boro Primorac 66/1 Steve McClaren 200/1 F De Boer 20/1 Steve Bould 66/1 Martin Jol 200/1 Ronald Koeman 20/1 Fabio Capello 66/1 Tony Adams 200/1 Lucien Favre 22/1 R Martinez 66/1 Jean Tigana 200/1 Laurent Blanc 25/1 M Pochettino 66/1 Sir Alex Ferguson 200/1 Joachim Loew 25/1 Remi Garde 80/1 Sam Allardyce 250/1 R Hasenhuttl 25/1 Louis Van Gaal 80/1 David O'Leary 250/1 Marco Silva 25/1 Jurgen Klopp 100/1 Jeremy Clarkson 500/1 Roberto Mancini 33/1 David Moyes 100/1 Piers Morgan 500/1 Thierry Henry 33/1 George Graham 100/1 Gunnersaurus 500/1 Jurgen Klinsmann 33/1 Andre Vilas-Boas 100/1 Nicky Henderson 500/1 Didier Deschamps 33/1 Martin O'Neill 100/1 Jorge Sampaoli 33/1
:lol: :lol: :coffeespit:

Some of those odds are insanely low! :lol: :wink:
George Graham only 100-1 you must be excited :barscarf: :wink:
:lol: :barscarf:

"Erect" would be a better word. 8)

:D :wink:

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flash gunner wrote:
northbank123 wrote:Should be somebody like Allegri or an Ancelotti. An old hand who will come in, size up the squad, ruthlessly get rid of the shit and identify where we need improving. Introduce some defensive ethos.

Don't care if they only envisage staying 2-3 years, we need a radical overhaul.

Worst case scenario is some fucking unknown or no-mark like Howe to carry on Wenger's work.
I dont agree..... we need a 'patsy' like Rioch/Moyes

Whoever takes over from Wenger will be on a hiding to nothing for a year or two - a weak squad, Sky sports zooming in on Wengers face every time we concede a goal, AKB's having a dig if we dont get beloved 4th place. Things will be unsteady after Wenger we need someone to take the heat


^ This x 100

This squad is mentally weak, has no tactical clue, and is woefully unbalanced and bereft of leadership - it would take any manager at least 2 seasons to get this team heading in the right direction again, and there is a probability that we will have to go 1 or 2 steps back before we can go those 2 or 3 steps forward. Having someone short term to get the process rolling and to take the undoubted flak that will come his way from the akb c.unts, might be the best thing for us and the club 8)

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Joachim Löw. Tactically astute, very precise, works hard on preparing his players for the opposition, wins big matches, knows what it takes to win trophies, high expectations of the players.
Absolutely everything we are lacking.

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Luis Enrique?

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The problem is going to be that an ambitious manager won't want the job knowing that the job is purely about profitability. Why would any manager seeking football success come to a club whose measure of success is their bank statement and not their trophy cabinet.

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PS Steve Bould will takeover. Already indoctrinated and just awaiting anointment.

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I'd love Graeme Souness to come in, or Roy Keane.

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Zidane

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