The January "He Looks Quite Good" Transfer Thread

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Re: The Fake News Summer Transfer Thread

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Rumours growing that walnutt and wilshere may go out on loan till end of season at least..Newcastle, everton & the murdering cuntts are interested.

Walnutt is shyte - had the occasional good game but has been a waste of money for as long as I can remember.

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If Ozil's wants to leave, let's get a deal done with man u for Mkhitaryan.

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Manchester United could make a £30m January move for Bordeaux winger Malcom. The Brazilian is also on Arsenal's radar. (International Business Times)

We'll buy this 30 mil no mark and then we'll play him out of position.........we'll play malcom in the middle :oops:

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arseofacrow wrote:
Sat Dec 16, 2017 1:26 pm
If Ozil's wants to leave, let's get a deal done with man u for Mkhitaryan.

:barscarf:
And play him as CB :D :D :D
we love United's whatleff so we may get him without a deal anyway...

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greengooner wrote:
Mon Dec 18, 2017 5:15 pm
Manchester United could make a £30m January move for Bordeaux winger Malcom. The Brazilian is also on Arsenal's radar. (International Business Times)

We'll buy this 30 mil no mark and then we'll play him out of position.........we'll play malcom in the middle :oops:
Ha ha - never seen the programme ( but I am aware of its existence)
Do I win a sewing machine for never having watched Malcolm in the middle ?

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StuartL wrote:
Mon Dec 18, 2017 9:17 pm
greengooner wrote:
Mon Dec 18, 2017 5:15 pm
Manchester United could make a £30m January move for Bordeaux winger Malcom. The Brazilian is also on Arsenal's radar. (International Business Times)

We'll buy this 30 mil no mark and then we'll play him out of position.........we'll play malcom in the middle :oops:
Ha ha - never seen the programme ( but I am aware of its existence)
Do I win a sewing machine for never having watched Malcolm in the middle ?
No. :banghead:



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Ohhhh! Dear.... Ohhh! Holy Shyte this IS gonna send The Oompaah Lumpaah Mod over the edge...

Serious rumours that wenger has spoken with the chavs about signing Sideshow Bob! :shock: :shock: :shock:


bbc:

Arsenal are planning a move for Chelsea defender David Luiz, 30. (Daily Express)

The Gunners could offer £25m for the Brazilian during the January transfer window. (Sun)

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So far today we are being linked with signing david luiz (a very good ball player, but ultimately another defender that cant defend), and kompany (a very good defender, but ultimately a guy that is injured for 90% of every season) - add that to the story suggesting that the club is lining up arteta (a guy that hasnt even managed a pub team yet :roll: ) to replace wenker, and it is hard not to be feeling extremely confident as a Gooner :roll: :banghead: :oops: :oops:

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augie wrote:
Tue Dec 19, 2017 9:03 am
So far today we are being linked with signing david luiz (a very good ball player, but ultimately another defender that cant defend), and kompany (a very good defender, but ultimately a guy that is injured for 90% of every season) - add that to the story suggesting that the club is lining up arteta (a guy that hasnt even managed a pub team yet :roll: ) to replace wenker, and it is hard not to be feeling extremely confident as a Gooner on antidepression pills who also happens to have a a gun and a bullet. :roll: :banghead: :oops: :oops:
needed a bit of adjusting there Augie. :?

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augie wrote:
Tue Dec 19, 2017 9:03 am
So far today we are being linked with signing david luiz (a very good ball player, but ultimately another defender that cant defend), and kompany (a very good defender, but ultimately a guy that is injured for 90% of every season) - add that to the story suggesting that the club is lining up arteta (a guy that hasnt even managed a pub team yet :roll: ) to replace wenker, and it is hard not to be feeling extremely confident as a Gooner :roll: :banghead: :oops: :oops:
You haven't even mentioned Steven Nzonzi joining for around £30m you miserable c.unt :D

A man who looked average in an average Blackburn team - but apparently transformed into 'super quality' from pissing around with a bunch of tip tap merchants for the past 2-3 years. He'll fit in perfectly :barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf:

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Luiz???? :shock:

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flash gunner wrote:
Tue Dec 19, 2017 11:49 am
Luiz???? :shock:
I think the emoticon combo you were looking for is;

:coffeespit: :oops: :oops: :coffeespit:

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Tue Dec 19, 2017 12:42 pm
flash gunner wrote:
Tue Dec 19, 2017 11:49 am
Luiz???? :shock:
I think the emoticon combo you were looking for is;

:coffeespit: :oops: :oops: :coffeespit:
+ :worried:

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flash gunner wrote:
Tue Dec 19, 2017 1:31 pm
DB10GOONER wrote:
Tue Dec 19, 2017 12:42 pm
flash gunner wrote:
Tue Dec 19, 2017 11:49 am
Luiz???? :shock:
I think the emoticon combo you were looking for is;

:coffeespit: :oops: :oops: :coffeespit:
+ :worried:
= :suicide:

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Always thought Luiz would suit our style of play as a defensive midfielder, not a CB.
Nzonzi would be a good signing, a clear upgrade on any current DM at the club.
It appears we are looking at firming up our defence. Van Dyke for £50m should be top of our list.

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