The January "He Looks Quite Good" Transfer Thread

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Redarmy wrote:
Mon Jul 24, 2017 4:51 pm
Looks like time running out and now getting linked with no one

Wanker Mr 30 years will be preparing pre season and then the Charity shield

so many issues to address, can't see Alexis staying TBH

Cech in goal is shite, Santi never replaced, and looks like we will have showboater in midfield again FFS :banghead:

get ready for the protests 4th game in...... :barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf:
Can't wait for this year's protests - up until now they've always been tempered by finishing above the Scummers and scraping into the Be All and End All, but we've found our nearest competitors in Everton now whilst the other 5 will be over the hills and far away. Lets see how the Superfans feel when we've got 25000 inside the Bowl for the Thursday Night Cup and are out of the title race by September

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It's depressing that the season hasn't even begun and yet we all know how it'll pan out already.

Average shite!!

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Love when the reports say

"Arsenal are readying a bit in the coming weeks" :D

Wenger, chips and Ivan checking under the sofa to get a few pound together

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Midz wrote:
Mon Jul 24, 2017 3:02 pm
I would keep Perez over Welbeck and keep Ox too. Perez looked good when he was given a chance to play. Welbeck has looked pants everytime he plays. yeah yeah, he works hard for the team..doing what exactly?
^^^This 100%^^^

Wenger truly is a clueless imbecile.

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Midz wrote:
Mon Jul 24, 2017 7:24 pm
It's depressing that the season hasn't even begun and yet we all know how it'll pan out already.

Average shite!!
2003 - 04 The Year of the Invincibles since then we haven't come (realistically) close to winning the prem, and as long as the cuntslop remains in charge we won't....13 years and counting. Fuckk it is so depressing - we all know exactly what will happen this coming season and when. yet another merry go round in the world of wenger aka: Groundhog Go round and round and round and round and round and..... :banghead:

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OneBardGooner wrote:
Mon Jul 24, 2017 8:19 pm
Midz wrote:
Mon Jul 24, 2017 7:24 pm
It's depressing that the season hasn't even begun and yet we all know how it'll pan out already.

Average shite!!
2003 - 04 The Year of the Invincibles since then we haven't come (realistically) close to winning the prem, and as long as the cuntslop remains in charge we won't....13 years and counting. Fuckk it is so depressing - we all know exactly what will happen this coming season and when. yet another merry go round in the world of wenger aka: Groundhog Go round and round and round and round and round and..... :banghead:
That's the worst thing now, in previous seasons at least there was the misplaced optimism for a while at least, that this time things might go differently,

Now it is just so dire and predictable with a few stuffy old corporate blokes in suits spinning us a line about how things will change, the only change is that we are getting a bit worse..

We needed something big this summer...

Allegri in and Vieira as DoF, 2 or 3 big signings already, deadwood on their way out!... (I can dream :roll: )

what did we get...

Wenger again, a new "high performance director" no one has heard of (& we already have one), a striker none of the big clubs wanted and a pile of deadwood that is going nowhere fast.

#CatalystForChange

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C'mon guys it is not all doom and gloom.......um gimme a few months to think of something though :wink: :roll: :banghead:

I find it a bit disagreeable that some of you are down on Lacazette before he's even played a competative game for us though, in fact i have the feeling that some of you would criticise any player bought by the buffoon right now.

Get over it guys it's going to be a shit season in all probability but it is taking the piss to come down on a player before he's even had a chance no matter how indifferent a signing he is :roll:

The guys on a hiding to nothing no matter what he does with the players around him and even if by chance he does perform it'll only be a matter of time before he's dropped so he doesn't kill Giroud's career :banghead:

Personally i'd rather fuck nuts doesn't buy anyone else because it'll be a waste of money and probably kill the players career anyway :(

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GoonerMuzz wrote:
Mon Jul 24, 2017 10:24 pm
C'mon guys it is not all doom and gloom.......um gimme a few months to think of something though :wink: :roll: :banghead:

I find it a bit disagreeable that some of you are down on Lacazette before he's even played a competative game for us though, in fact i have the feeling that some of you would criticise any player bought by the buffoon right now.

Get over it guys it's going to be a shit season in all probability but it is taking the piss to come down on a player before he's even had a chance no matter how indifferent a signing he is :roll:

The guys on a hiding to nothing no matter what he does with the players around him and even if by chance he does perform it'll only be a matter of time before he's dropped so he doesn't kill Giroud's career :banghead:

Personally i'd rather fuck nuts doesn't buy anyone else because it'll be a waste of money and probably kill the players career anyway :(
Lacazette is ok but I don't think he's a signing like Sanchez or Ozil were just because he cost more, he's a £15M player a few years ago so hard to get really excited about a player who at 26 is not even that near the French national team starting 11 and behind donkey Giroud.

It's more the lack of progress in other areas that is depressing, same old sh*t manager, no DoF because he finds it distasteful (wtf!), deadwood still hanging around like Wenger's cheesy camembert farts and no real sign of anyone else decent incoming.

I don't really care that much about Lacazette, decent enough signing but we have a lot more to do and we all know deep down most of it will just remain undone, yet Ivan, Stan and the other smelly old man want us to "get behind the club", f*ck off!, you c*nts defied the will of (most of) the fans by giving Wanger a new deal, so you better have more up your sleeve than what we have seen so far!.

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Hilarious that Perez is still here. A bloke who was frozen out all season, made it clear he wanted to go and then had his shirt number given away... and we can't get rid of him because we overpaid for him and his wages are probably twice what he could expect if he went back to somewhere like Deportivo.

The price of footballers has pretty much trebled in the last 5 years, and so far we've signed Lacazette and some unknown left back. Absolute pennies in today's market, just look at what the other clubs are spending. As usual rather than trying to buy players we are investing all of our time and effort into trying to figure out how to get rid of them.

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northbank123 wrote:
Tue Jul 25, 2017 6:57 am
Hilarious that Perez is still here. A bloke who was frozen out all season, made it clear he wanted to go and then had his shirt number given away... and we can't get rid of him because we overpaid for him and his wages are probably twice what he could expect if he went back to somewhere like Deportivo.

The price of footballers has pretty much trebled in the last 5 years, and so far we've signed Lacazette and some unknown left back. Absolute pennies in today's market, just look at what the other clubs are spending. As usual rather than trying to buy players we are investing all of our time and effort into trying to figure out how to get rid of them.
meanwhile Mr 30 years bumbles along making the same mistakes, learning nothing........ :barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf:

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Wanker's got his new Chamakh and a defender nobody wanted or cared about so in his head that's him done. He can't trot out the tired old line of not being able to compete with City or the Chavs if he spends too much. Sanchez will go, there is absolutely no way he wants to play with the useless *word censored* at our place and with a complete *word censored* of a manager and it makes fuck all economic sense to let him run a contract down. He'll go to City or PSG on 30th August and Wanker will then fail with a cut-price offer for Mahrez or waste money on some average nobody from a French or German equivalent of West Brom or Watford.

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In what kind of world does the Belgian Carl Cort go to Manure for £100million (or £75m+ depending who you believe) and P$G think a bid of £35million for Sanchez is realistic? :lol:

Football has properly eaten it's own arsehole. :lol: :roll:

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Deportivo have made a £10 million bid for Perez, thats a big loss in one year Mr 30 Years know it all football expert

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Galatasaray after Elneny....he was a strange buy, what did they see in him FFS???

Theres better players in the championship than him, very very average....

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It's hard to get excited about the new season. We need some more signings to even finish top 4. At 67 years old why is he still worried about spending large amounts of money unless he is scared his signings will fail and cost the club a fortune in wages which is why we can't get rid of so many players who have already failed.

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