The January "He Looks Quite Good" Transfer Thread

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Re: The Fake News Summer Transfer Thread

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GranadaJoe wrote:
Mon Dec 04, 2017 7:00 pm
Would love to see us offload Giroud, Walcott and Coquelin (and a few others that I know won't happen) and bring in a beast of a defender (Koulibaly would be my choice) , a proper DM and some proper cover at wing-back. A GK would be nice if there was any change.
All the while Wenger remains in charge none if the above will happen.

He'll probably try to sign Jonny Evans again; have a look at Xhaka in training and think "That's my boy!!" ; offer Walcott a new conttact; offer Cech a new contract and a Freedom Pass; spend all summer haggling over a few quid re: Dembele or some other prodigy.

Oh and you can guarantee at least one WTF transfer like Sanogo or Cohen Bramall.

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Jumpers For Goalposts wrote:
Mon Dec 04, 2017 7:13 pm
GranadaJoe wrote:
Mon Dec 04, 2017 7:00 pm
Would love to see us offload Giroud, Walcott and Coquelin (and a few others that I know won't happen) and bring in a beast of a defender (Koulibaly would be my choice) , a proper DM and some proper cover at wing-back. A GK would be nice if there was any change.
All the while Wenger remains in charge none if the above will happen.

He'll probably try to sign Jonny Evans again; have a look at Xhaka in training and think "That's my boy!!" ; offer Walcott a new conttact; offer Cech a new contract and a Freedom Pass; spend all summer haggling over a few quid re: Dembele or some other prodigy.

Oh and you can guarantee at least one WTF transfer like Sanogo or Cohen Bramall.

Wenger World. It's a Parallel Universe
:lol:

Looook....

Tbh the day I see Evans pull on an Arsenal jersey (and we all know that day is coming :shock: ) I will be quite satisfied that not only has football disappeared up its own arse and eaten itself, but it has actually crawled right up deep into its own sphincter and gnawed its way into its own stomach and then vomited itself out through its own fucking eyeballs. :x :roll:

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Re: The Fake News Summer Transfer Thread

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Where's Wally :?

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Much like that awkward moment in a porno when two blokes are DP'ing one bird and one of their cocks brushes off the other one's cock, I'm just gonna drop this in here...

http://metro.co.uk/2017/12/04/arsene-we ... y-7132445/


:D :wink:

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Allgunsblazin wrote:
Tue Dec 05, 2017 8:06 am
Where's Wally :?
:cake:


:D :wink:

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Tue Dec 05, 2017 9:12 am
Allgunsblazin wrote:
Tue Dec 05, 2017 8:06 am
Where's Wally :?
:cake:


:D :wink:
:lol:

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http://metro.co.uk/2017/12/05/steven-nz ... n-7132684/

I think N’Zonzi will fit in superbly with our nearly-signed Virtual Squad. 8)

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Tue Dec 05, 2017 9:12 am
Much like that awkward moment in a porno when two blokes are DP'ing one bird and one of their cocks brushes off the other one's cock, I'm just gonna drop this in here...

http://metro.co.uk/2017/12/04/arsene-we ... y-7132445/


:D :wink:
Another player who won't leave because no other team will waste £150,000 a week.

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Re: The Fake News Summer Transfer Thread

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supergeorgegraham wrote:
Tue Dec 05, 2017 11:14 am
DB10GOONER wrote:
Tue Dec 05, 2017 9:12 am
Much like that awkward moment in a porno when two blokes are DP'ing one bird and one of their cocks brushes off the other one's cock, I'm just gonna drop this in here...

http://metro.co.uk/2017/12/04/arsene-we ... y-7132445/


:D :wink:
Another player who won't leave because no other team will waste £150,000 a week.

Although Everton, Wham and Swansea are all in the shit and might be desperate enough to take a risk. Hopefully.

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N'Zonzi is very underrated. Has to replace the donkey Xhaka.

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the word on Twitter is that Everton have enquired about his availability in January



Walcott that is not Wenger.

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Re: The Fake News Summer Transfer Thread

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Tue Dec 05, 2017 9:18 am
http://metro.co.uk/2017/12/05/steven-nz ... n-7132684/

I think N’Zonzi will fit in superbly with our nearly-signed Virtual Squad. 8)
WTF ?? :shock: Steven N'Zonzi ?? :shock:

Would that be the same Steven N'Zonzi that was distinctly average at both Blackburn and Stoke ?? With a £35 million release clause ?? Why are we even being linked with such an average player ??

Oh yeah - I forgot. Because we are being run single handedly by a lunatic . . . . . . .

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Jumpers For Goalposts wrote:
Mon Dec 04, 2017 7:13 pm
GranadaJoe wrote:
Mon Dec 04, 2017 7:00 pm
Would love to see us offload Giroud, Walcott and Coquelin (and a few others that I know won't happen) and bring in a beast of a defender (Koulibaly would be my choice) , a proper DM and some proper cover at wing-back. A GK would be nice if there was any change.
All the while Wenger remains in charge none if the above will happen.

He'll probably try to sign Jonny Evans again; have a look at Xhaka in training and think "That's my boy!!" ; offer Walcott a new conttact; offer Cech a new contract and a Freedom Pass; spend all summer haggling over a few quid re: Dembele or some other prodigy.

Oh and you can guarantee at least one WTF transfer like Sanogo or Cohen Bramall.

Wenger World. It's a Parallel Universe where the handbrake is never on and no players ever get a leetul bit leggy
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Re: The Fake News Summer Transfer Thread

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Jumpers For Goalposts wrote:
Tue Dec 05, 2017 6:24 pm


WTF ?? :shock: Steven N'Zonzi ?? :shock:

Would that be the same Steven N'Zonzi that was distinctly average at both Blackburn and Stoke ?? With a £35 million release clause ?? Why are we even being linked with such an average player ??

Oh yeah - I forgot. Because we are being run single handedly by a lunatic . . . . . . .
Indeed and he's 29 next week, smells like either agent bs or a panic buy if there is any truth to it.

Don't want him!.

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Re: The Fake News Summer Transfer Thread

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Jumpers For Goalposts wrote:
Tue Dec 05, 2017 6:24 pm
DB10GOONER wrote:
Tue Dec 05, 2017 9:18 am
http://metro.co.uk/2017/12/05/steven-nz ... n-7132684/

I think N’Zonzi will fit in superbly with our nearly-signed Virtual Squad. 8)
WTF ?? :shock: Steven N'Zonzi ?? :shock:

Would that be the same Steven N'Zonzi that was distinctly average at both Blackburn and Stoke ?? With a £35 million release clause ?? Why are we even being linked with such an average player ??

Oh yeah - I forgot. Because we are being run single handedly by a lunatic . . . . . . .
In my best Dublinese - Dis, dat, dem and dose. :lol: 8)

You can bet your last dime, if he has one half decent season Wenger will talk about how he nearly signed him, but didn't want to "kill" Xhaka. :roll: :lol:

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