The January "He Looks Quite Good" Transfer Thread

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Re: The Fake News Summer Transfer Thread

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MrT wrote:
Tue Aug 08, 2017 2:09 pm
Lemar was supposed to be done and dusted at this point, but the club can't shift the deadwood which is delaying any possible future transfers.

The wasters at the club are refusing to take pay cuts to move. Imagine getting paid double what you would get anywhere else for doing next to nothing. Don't blame them.
Odds on apparently according to odds checker.....only the half decent ones will leave...Szesney, Perez and maybe Oxlade Chamberlain

The rest are keeping there heads down from father "socialist wages" Wenger

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Soooo - Sanchez came back from the Confederations Cup with - ahem - "the flu" and now he's got a mysterious injury that he didn't have when he had "the flu".

FFS - normally Sanchez would play on one leg if he could. How fukin stupid do they think we are????????

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Jumpers For Goalposts wrote:
Wed Aug 09, 2017 6:02 pm
Soooo - Sanchez came back from the Confederations Cup with - ahem - "the flu" and now he's got a mysterious injury that he didn't have when he had "the flu".

FFS - normally Sanchez would play on one leg if he could. How fukin stupid do they think we are????????
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Alexis is a fucking superhuman freak when it comes to fitness.

Do you remember the 3-1 rimming at West Brom last season where he fucked his ankle during the game? Shit for brains came out after and said it was in "a bad state".

What happened next? Alexis flew to Chile, played two WC qualifiers during the week, flew back to London late Friday evening and started the weekend game for us. The guy's a fucking monster.

And now we're supposed to swallow this horse shit that in the past 10 days alone he's been laid low with the flu and now will miss the opening few weeks with an abdominal strain.

LIES LIES LIES.

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Is it any wonder that we started the Wenger Out campaign last season??

Wenger and his cronies are a devious, lying bunch of shitbags. The day that him and Kroenke are gone cannot come soon enough.

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This transfer window is the same as all the others..underwhelming shite :(
This season will be exactly the same aswell..can anyone see us winning in dipperland or Manchester..can anyone see anything other than brownholings at the bridge or at Wembley against that shower..
It's gonna be a pile of shite from start to finish :( and as DB says it'll be until 2025 (at least)

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Re: The Fake News Summer Transfer Thread

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Jumpers For Goalposts wrote:
Wed Aug 09, 2017 10:05 pm
Is it any wonder that we started the Wenger Out campaign last season??

Wenger and his cronies are a devious, lying bunch of shitbags. The day that him and Kroenke are gone cannot come soon enough.
Yeah pretty obvious they want to get Lemar or whoever in as a 'replacement' :roll: for Sanchez then sell him, that will keep the tourists and AKB's happy, no doubt we'll soon see more stories being leaked about greedy Sanchez, £400K a week etc. :blah:. I actually think Wenger does want to hold Sanchez to his contract but what Kroenke says goes, Wenger is the company man who won't defy his pay master.

I find it a bit rich that Wenger calls for the fans to unite behind the club (him?), he talked a lot about reinventing himself, changing etc. last season but why then has he been so resistant to having a DoF?, why then has the backroom staff basically remained the same since he joined the club, 20 f*cking years ago?. one of my faviroute sayings is "actions speak louder than words", because it is so true, what actions have the club taken to change anything from the past decade?, we all know the answer.. ZERO.

Starting taking some action to show real change and then ask people to get behind the club, in fact you won't even need to ask....... won't hold my breath.

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rodders999 wrote:
Wed Aug 09, 2017 9:14 pm
Alexis is a fucking superhuman freak when it comes to fitness.

Do you remember the 3-1 rimming at West Brom last season where he fucked his ankle during the game? Shit for brains came out after and said it was in "a bad state".

What happened next? Alexis flew to Chile, played two WC qualifiers during the week, flew back to London late Friday evening and started the weekend game for us. The guy's a fucking monster.

And now we're supposed to swallow this horse shit that in the past 10 days alone he's been laid low with the flu and now will miss the opening few weeks with an abdominal strain.

LIES LIES LIES.
DAMN sTRAIGHT RODDER'S! :high5:

And now that CUNTSLOPSMELLY LYING GASHWOUND OF A CUNTSLOP Wenker is using all his little media puppets & PR Machine to lay the blame off on Alexis and to make out it is all Alexis' fault because HE (wenker) didn't sort out the contract situation ages ago - Like ANY manager worth their salt would have, especially when it comes to a player the calibre of Alexis Sanchez...

John Cwoss fingerprints are all over this )as well as wenker's cock) :banghead: :cussing: :cussing: :cussing: :cussing:


"Arsenal fear that Chile forward Alexis Sanchez, 28, could revive his attempts to force a move away from the Emirates. (Daily Mirror)"

#FUCKOFFWENGERYOUUTTERFRAUDOFACUNTSLOPSMELLYVADGE :evil:

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You could sum it up by saying we are utterly shite in the transfer market.

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So far this transfer window we have :-

Signed Lacazette = good
Chased Mbappe = farcical
Failed to unload Jenkinson, Gibbs, Wilshere and others as nobody will match their ridiculous wages = typical
Oxlade C is going to be poached by a rival club = typical
Ozil moves into last year of contract = avoidable
Sanchez moves into last year of contract and will almost certainly leave = see van Persie / Fabregas / Nasri

All in all this is shaping up to be yet another brilliant transfer window, overseen by the buffoon that will be in charge for at least 2.more years.

Catalyst for change anybody? ? ? ? ? ?

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Any news on the reinforcements?

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Jumpers For Goalposts wrote:
Thu Aug 10, 2017 11:59 am
So far this transfer window we have :-

Signed Lacazette = good
Chased Mbappe = farcical
Failed to unload Jenkinson, Gibbs, Wilshere and others as nobody will match their ridiculous wages = typical
Oxlade C is going to be poached by a rival club = typical
Ozil moves into last year of contract = avoidable
Sanchez moves into last year of contract and will almost certainly leave = see van Persie / Fabregas / Nasri

All in all this is shaping up to be yet another brilliant transfer window, overseen by the buffoon that will be in charge for at least 2.more years.

Catalyst for change anybody? ? ? ? ? ?
Did he maybe mean "caffellatte for a change" and was misheard...? :rubchin:

Maybe we are going to be hawking a new line of Italian coffee for our JCL Hipster wánker fans with beards? :barscarf: :censored:

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Thu Aug 10, 2017 12:11 pm
Jumpers For Goalposts wrote:
Thu Aug 10, 2017 11:59 am
So far this transfer window we have :-

Signed Lacazette = good
Chased Mbappe = farcical
Failed to unload Jenkinson, Gibbs, Wilshere and others as nobody will match their ridiculous wages = typical
Oxlade C is going to be poached by a rival club = typical
Ozil moves into last year of contract = avoidable
Sanchez moves into last year of contract and will almost certainly leave = see van Persie / Fabregas / Nasri

All in all this is shaping up to be yet another brilliant transfer window, overseen by the buffoon that will be in charge for at least 2.more years.

Catalyst for change anybody? ? ? ? ? ?
Did he maybe mean "caffellatte for a change" and was misheard...? :rubchin:

Maybe we are going to be hawking a new line of Italian coffee for our JCL Hipster wánker fans with beards? :barscarf: :censored:
oh dear... the ghost of I Hate Hleb appears again :tumbleweed: :wink:

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Re: The Fake News Summer Transfer Thread

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arseofacrow wrote:
Thu Aug 10, 2017 2:04 pm
DB10GOONER wrote:
Thu Aug 10, 2017 12:11 pm
Jumpers For Goalposts wrote:
Thu Aug 10, 2017 11:59 am
So far this transfer window we have :-

Signed Lacazette = good
Chased Mbappe = farcical
Failed to unload Jenkinson, Gibbs, Wilshere and others as nobody will match their ridiculous wages = typical
Oxlade C is going to be poached by a rival club = typical
Ozil moves into last year of contract = avoidable
Sanchez moves into last year of contract and will almost certainly leave = see van Persie / Fabregas / Nasri

All in all this is shaping up to be yet another brilliant transfer window, overseen by the buffoon that will be in charge for at least 2.more years.

Catalyst for change anybody? ? ? ? ? ?
Did he maybe mean "caffellatte for a change" and was misheard...? :rubchin:

Maybe we are going to be hawking a new line of Italian coffee for our JCL Hipster wánker fans with beards? :barscarf: :censored:
oh dear... the ghost of I Hate Hleb appears again :tumbleweed: :wink:
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Re: The Fake News Summer Transfer Thread

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This summer has been such a shit show and now this old bastard expects us to believe Alexis is hurt. What a crock of shit. Wish the senile bastard and Kroenke would just fuck off.

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