The January "He Looks Quite Good" Transfer Thread

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Re: Summer Transfer Thread

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flash gunner wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
flash gunner wrote:Sneijder just seen at Heathrow getting off plane from Istanbul :barscarf: met by Gazidis himself :shock:
Stop acting the cúnt. :lol: :wink:

But really? Was he? :shock:


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mate its the truth :barscarf: :lol:
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http://metro.co.uk/2017/05/19/arsenal-g ... n-6648418/

This is just the sort of stupid transfer that Shit for Brains would sanction in the Summer........£50m for Ross Showboating Barkley......a bloke who gives the ball away more than Ramsey and Xhaka combined but who will start doing all the fancy flicks and dribbles when we're swatting Brighton or Huddersfield in October

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SteveO 35 wrote:http://metro.co.uk/2017/05/19/arsenal-g ... n-6648418/

This is just the sort of stupid transfer that Shit for Brains would sanction in the Summer........£50m for Ross Showboating Barkley......a bloke who gives the ball away more than Ramsey and Xhaka combined but who will start doing all the fancy flicks and dribbles when we're swatting Brighton or Huddersfield in October
To go with £25m for Ben Gibson

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http://www.express.co.uk/sport/football ... urs-Gossip

Your mission - should you choose to accept it - is to find a way to waste £75m quicker than you can say Mustafi Xhaka Chambers

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All I'm sure of is some nobody from league deaux is about to become a millionaire overnight, why shop in Harrods when Lidl is such good value!

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We'll buy some shit nobody in the next couple of weeks, an average Spanish, French or German player from a club who need the money, be linked to shit players from shit teams and then get a couple of past-it, never-quite-weres on loan. In all honesty, nothing will happen. If Wanker couldn't get anyone decent in when finished 3rd or 4th, why would anyone sign for us now when he's still here and we're going nowhere?
The only way to convince anyone remotely average to come, is by sacking the *word censored* tonight, getting someone decent in and trying to get them to believe things will improve.

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http://www.standard.co.uk/sport/footbal ... 44706.html

The dust has barely settled and Shit For Brains is full of his pearls of wisdom for next season - apparently we're just one or two "top quality" signings away from quality. I'm not sure if "top quality" is an upgrade to the "super quality" that we were only interested in buying in 2011 when Santos, Mertesacker and Park rolled through the Bowl doors (or in Santos's case squeezed through)

“This group of players is good enough to come back,” Wenger said. “They’ve learned a lot. They’ve gone through difficult periods this season and bounced back in a very strong way. That will help them absolutely next season.


Yep, because in all the previous seasons where we've had difficult periods we've always come back stronger and learned our lessons haven't we? I mean no more limpdick defeats for us at Stamford Bridge or Old Trafford.

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If he stays then Christ knows who he will manage to panic-jizz 120m on this summer.

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we know what he panic jizzed last summer

(I preferred the Sarah Michelle geller version-less scary!)

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Looking forward to a summer where Wenger proves himself right... "look I always told you without Champions League football it is very difficult to sign quality players" (conveniently forgetting that in over the last decade of CL football we have possibly signed 2 players who might have demanded that).

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No doubt we'll buy the only Monaco player that no one really rates, and isn't linked to a mega move CL club.

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SSN report Arsenal are in talks with Henry Onyekuru from a team who I cannot remember despite hearing it ten minutes ago..He has a £6.8m release clause in his contract...and is an Arsenal fan.
Nigerian international based in Belgium...Exciting times..
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Bradywasking wrote:SSN report Arsenal are in talks with Henry Onyekuru from a team who I cannot remember despite hearing it ten minutes ago..He has a £6.8m release clause in his contract...and is an Arsenal fan.
Nigerian international based in Belgium...Exciting times..
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Bradywasking wrote:SSN report Arsenal are in talks with Henry Onyekuru from a team who I cannot remember despite hearing it ten minutes ago..He has a £6.8m release clause in his contract...and is an Arsenal fan.
Nigerian international based in Belgium...Exciting times..
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Ah the new Sanogo, who-hoo, that will shift those season tickets

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StuartL wrote:
Bradywasking wrote:SSN report Arsenal are in talks with Henry Onyekuru from a team who I cannot remember despite hearing it ten minutes ago..He has a £6.8m release clause in his contract...and is an Arsenal fan.
Nigerian international based in Belgium...Exciting times..
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Ah the new Sanogo, who-hoo, that will shift those season tickets
Proof as if proof is needed that le bumhole is going nowhere :suicide: :suicide:

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falkirk goon wrote:
StuartL wrote:
Bradywasking wrote:SSN report Arsenal are in talks with Henry Onyekuru from a team who I cannot remember despite hearing it ten minutes ago..He has a £6.8m release clause in his contract...and is an Arsenal fan.
Nigerian international based in Belgium...Exciting times..
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Ah the new Sanogo, who-hoo, that will shift those season tickets
Proof as if proof is needed that le bumhole is going nowhere :suicide: :suicide:
Sorry for some misinformation..this guy is Nigerian but apparently not a Nigerian International as I stated.....so glad we left Highbury for this..

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