The Augie Poll

[corkbarry]

Before I went on my 4week Lanzarote break Augie visited the GIF thread, it was such an honour

AUGIE IN

[DB10GOONER]

Interesting results so far.

It appears 60% of our posters are gay with a tubby bald fetish...

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

Augie hates Wenger even more than I do (although slightly less than Sid does ) which is good enough for me.

Fuck I voted yes thinking that was for him to stay :lol:

Yeah that's my excuse too

Can we hire a plane for this one

[Allgunsblazin]

Auxit means Auxit......

[arseofacrow]

Has he gone yet?

[flash gunner]

Has he gone yet?

[GranadaJoe]

For those of us who've not had the pleasure of meeting the great man in person, and thereby find it difficult to know which way to vote, could those in the know please confirm:

Is it pronounced-

ORGY

OW GEE

AH GEE

AW GEE EH

AY OO GEE

???

[arseofacrow]

For those of us who've not had the pleasure of meeting the great man in person, and thereby find it difficult to know which way to vote, could those in the know please confirm:

Is it pronounced-

ORGY

OW GEE

AH GEE

AW GEE EH

AY OO GEE

???

No problem Joe. I think it's pronounced "CUL-CHEE"

[flash gunner]

For those of us who've not had the pleasure of meeting the great man in person, and thereby find it difficult to know which way to vote, could those in the know please confirm:

Is it pronounced-

ORGY

OW GEE

AH GEE

AW GEE EH

AY OO GEE

???

No problem Joe. I think it's pronounced "CUL-CHEE"

Thought it was BALD-EE

[DB10GOONER]

For those of us who've not had the pleasure of meeting the great man in person, and thereby find it difficult to know which way to vote, could those in the know please confirm:

Is it pronounced-

ORGY

OW GEE

AH GEE

AW GEE EH

AY OO GEE

???

No problem Joe. I think it's pronounced "CUL-CHEE"

Thought it was BALD-EE

I pronounce it "CÚNT"

[OneBardGooner]

For those of us who've not had the pleasure of meeting the great man in person, and thereby find it difficult to know which way to vote, could those in the know please confirm:

Is it pronounced-

ORGY

OW GEE

AH GEE

AW GEE EH

AY OO GEE

???

No problem Joe. I think it's pronounced "CUL-CHEE"

Thought it was BALD-EE

I pronounce it "CÚNT"

I thought it was pronounced "Flip Flopper"

[SPUDMASHER]

I have to vote for him to stay.

I'm a happy go lucky upbeat kind of individual with a really positive and optimistic outlook on life. I'm so happy most of the time that I frequently need to read one of Augie's posts to remind me that the world is a miserable dark place full of *word censored*. I always feel much more grounded when I've been Augied!!!

[flash gunner]

I have to vote for him to stay.

I'm a happy go lucky upbeat kind of individual with a really positive and optimistic outlook on life. I'm so happy most of the time that I frequently need to read one of Augie's posts to remind me that the world is a miserable dark place full of *word censored*. I always feel much more grounded when I've been Augied!!!

[Retro Gunner]

It's obvious that Augie's recent analysis has "lacked a bit the sharpness" and he's clearly been posting with "a leetle bit the handbrake on". It's understandable however, because he worked a couple of very long shifts in the shop over the weekend and was feeling "a leetle jaded".

Unfortunately, the guy with the shop along the road was much busier "overall", but there were "special circumstances", because Augie was busier before lunchtime on both Saturday and Sunday and if we look at trade for the first half of those days, Augie would have won the Shop of the Weekend Award. The fact that he didn't win was just an "accident"......anyway if you look at the "expected" sales for Augie's shop, he has, in theory, won the Shop League........

[DB10GOONER]

It's obvious that Augie's recent analysis has "lacked a bit the sharpness" and he's clearly been posting with "a leetle bit the handbrake on". It's understandable however, because he worked a couple of very long shifts in the shop over the weekend and was feeling "a leetle jaded".

Unfortunately, the guy with the shop along the road was much busier "overall", but there were "special circumstances", because Augie was busier before lunchtime on both Saturday and Sunday and if we look at trade for the first half of those days, Augie would have won the Shop of the Weekend Award. The fact that he didn't win was just an "accident"......anyway if you look at the "expected" sales for Augie's shop, he has, in theory, won the Shop League........

Quality.

Also, augie's a fat bald cúnt.