Modern Football Bol**cks

As we're unlikely to see terraces again at football, this is the virtual equivalent where you can chat to your hearts content about all football matters and, obviously, Arsenal in particular. This forum encourages all Gooners to visit and contribute so please keep it respectful, clean and topical.
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SPUDMASHER wrote:
Tue Jun 20, 2017 7:43 am
for "A Fistful of Dollars" we signed Perez


"For a Few Dollars More" We could have signed..............
Groundhog day

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Re: The Minutes Silence Thing

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Rugby Gooner wrote:
Tue Jun 20, 2017 7:50 pm
Allgunsblazin wrote:
Mon Jun 19, 2017 6:44 am
I have to agree with my eggball
Just for the record,I am not an egg chaser.
The only time I played Rugby was when I was forced to during Game Of Thrones. :D
:shock:

I haven't seen that episode. :? :D :wink:

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Apologies if it's been mentioned already


Dayglow coloured boots

And stupid furry club mascots ( particularly dinosaur shaped one's )

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Re: The Minutes Silence Thing

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OneBardGooner wrote:
Wed Jun 21, 2017 2:03 pm
Rugby Gooner wrote:
Tue Jun 20, 2017 7:50 pm
Allgunsblazin wrote:
Mon Jun 19, 2017 6:44 am
I have to agree with my eggball
Just for the record,I am not an egg chaser.
The only time I played Rugby was when I was forced to during Game Of Thrones. :D
:shock:

I haven't seen that episode. :? :D :wink:
It was a good one,I was going out with a blond bird who kept Dragons as pets,they fucking shit everywhere. :lol:

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Re: The Minutes Silence Thing

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sk-gtfo wrote:
Tue Jun 20, 2017 7:46 pm
Personally I think we should all observe a minutes silence in memory of Arsenal FC.

1886-2017 R.I.P

:twisted:
I personally think "my" Arsenal started in 1913, and ended slowly and painfully in 2006...


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Mexican FA trying to stop the fans chanting at the opposing goalie when he takes a goal-kick...

Well, Mexican FA...


PUTO!!!

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Swiss Tony Adams wrote:
Thu Jun 22, 2017 6:37 am
Mexican FA trying to stop the fans chanting at the opposing goalie when he takes a goal-kick...

Well, Mexican FA...


PUTO!!!
What do they chant?

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Henry Norris 1913 wrote:
Tue Jun 20, 2017 6:09 pm
Allgunsblazin wrote:
Tue Jun 20, 2017 7:50 am
Foot long hotdogs
Cheap plastic dregs of Wetherspoons lager
Handshakes before a game, where the fuck did that come from
Respect! Fuck off
Can't take beer to your seat
Frowned upon when making noise! Shhhh we are reading! :cussing:
Selective replays on screen!...
i was reading this post to the tune of the only fools and horses theme tune :? :oops:

:D
It reminds me of Fitter Happier by Radiohead.

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arseofacrow wrote:
Thu Jun 22, 2017 1:00 pm
Swiss Tony Adams wrote:
Thu Jun 22, 2017 6:37 am
Mexican FA trying to stop the fans chanting at the opposing goalie when he takes a goal-kick...

Well, Mexican FA...


PUTO!!!
What do they chant?
Well, they shout "puto"

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Swiss Tony Adams wrote:
Thu Jun 22, 2017 7:16 pm
arseofacrow wrote:
Thu Jun 22, 2017 1:00 pm
Swiss Tony Adams wrote:
Thu Jun 22, 2017 6:37 am
Mexican FA trying to stop the fans chanting at the opposing goalie when he takes a goal-kick...

Well, Mexican FA...


PUTO!!!
What do they chant?
Well, they shout "puto"
And what does that mean?

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arseofacrow wrote:
Fri Jun 23, 2017 12:34 pm
And what does that mean?
Yeah, I should have explained that as well.

It's a male prostitute, obviously in spanish.

It would appear that this particular occupation is not of the "gigolo" persuasion, i.e. a man who sells his body to beautiful nymphomaniac women and of course gets very well payed for the effort, including fine meals in the best Restaurants and weekend get-a-ways in the most fabulous Hotels around the World, but more someone who sells his arse for very little to a fat, sweaty man in a public toilet.

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Swiss Tony Adams wrote:
Fri Jun 23, 2017 1:53 pm
arseofacrow wrote:
Fri Jun 23, 2017 12:34 pm
And what does that mean?
Yeah, I should have explained that as well.

It's a male prostitute, obviously in spanish.

It would appear that this particular occupation is not of the "gigolo" persuasion, i.e. a man who sells his body to beautiful nymphomaniac women and of course gets very well payed for the effort, including fine meals in the best Restaurants and weekend get-a-ways in the most fabulous Hotels around the World, but more someone who sells his arse for very little to a fat, sweaty man in a public toilet.


Cue DB10 :wink: :lol:

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This could also feature in the grumpy git section: Female football commentators. More specifically, focal points like goals or controversies.

Perhaps it's only the whiny English females that feature on the BBC and a nice Irish or Scottish voice would prove much better. It's the high-pitchedness of aforementioned females that grates. Just grates.

:|

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Re: The Minutes Silence Thing

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Do it or you don't give a shit.

:roll: :cussing:

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Rugby Gooner wrote:
Wed Jun 21, 2017 4:28 pm
OneBardGooner wrote:
Wed Jun 21, 2017 2:03 pm
Rugby Gooner wrote:
Tue Jun 20, 2017 7:50 pm
Allgunsblazin wrote:
Mon Jun 19, 2017 6:44 am
I have to agree with my eggball
Just for the record,I am not an egg chaser.
The only time I played Rugby was when I was forced to during Game Of Thrones. :D
:shock:

I haven't seen that episode. :? :D :wink:
It was a good one,I was going out with a blond bird who kept Dragons as pets,they fucking shit everywhere. :lol:
Especially at Dire Fart Lane. :lol:

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