Modern Football Bol**cks

As we're unlikely to see terraces again at football, this is the virtual equivalent where you can chat to your hearts content about all football matters and, obviously, Arsenal in particular. This forum encourages all Gooners to visit and contribute so please keep it respectful, clean and topical.
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StuartL wrote:
Wed Aug 23, 2017 8:00 pm
GranadaJoe wrote:
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Irrespective of the newspaper I always start at the back, as sport is more important and interesting than anything else.

I've just been reading a national paper online and saw the headline,"Pogba unveils new haircut".

Punchworthy on so many levels.

Pogba; why would you post a picture of your new haircut? You're a footballer? You have a new haircut every other day. Who gives a shit?

The reporter and editor of the paper; why would you consider this a story?

General public wankers; why would you use up some of your one and only life to comment on somebody's haircut?

General public wankers; why would you waste your time commenting on other people's comments on a footballer's haircut.

FFS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But getting so upset about it and posting on a forum is ok ? :box: :wink: :-P
Beat me to that one ya crunt! :lol: :wink:

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GranadaJoe wrote:
Wed Aug 23, 2017 8:06 pm
StuartL wrote:
Wed Aug 23, 2017 8:00 pm
GranadaJoe wrote:
Wed Aug 23, 2017 6:30 pm
Irrespective of the newspaper I always start at the back, as sport is more important and interesting than anything else.

I've just been reading a national paper online and saw the headline,"Pogba unveils new haircut".

Punchworthy on so many levels.

Pogba; why would you post a picture of your new haircut? You're a footballer? You have a new haircut every other day. Who gives a shit?

The reporter and editor of the paper; why would you consider this a story?

General public wankers; why would you use up some of your one and only life to comment on somebody's haircut?

General public wankers; why would you waste your time commenting on other people's comments on a footballer's haircut.

FFS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But getting so upset about it and posting on a forum is ok ? :box: :wink: :-P

On a thread called 'Modern Football Bollocks, it's not only OK, it's obligatory.
True. True. :D :wink:

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Arsenal FC relaunches eCommerce site.... :barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf:

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Prize bell-ends like this stupid cúnt;

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/201 ... depicting/

:oops: :oops: :oops: :roll: :censored:

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Fri Aug 25, 2017 2:45 pm
Prize bell-ends like this stupid cúnt;

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/201 ... depicting/

:oops: :oops: :oops: :roll: :censored:
What a complete egotistical c.unt he his.

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Rugby Gooner wrote:
Fri Aug 25, 2017 4:34 pm
DB10GOONER wrote:
Fri Aug 25, 2017 2:45 pm
Prize bell-ends like this stupid cúnt;

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/201 ... depicting/

:oops: :oops: :oops: :roll: :censored:
What a complete egotistical c.unt he his.
people around these brainless morons have let them think this way, was sickened when i first saw it....

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The Barcawhores wearing T- Shirts pre-match against Elbar with the legend,"Courage Ousmane,"as Ousmane Dembele faces 3 months out with a Hamstring injury. :roll: :banghead:

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Rugby Gooner wrote:
Tue Oct 17, 2017 4:44 pm
The Barcawhores wearing T- Shirts pre-match against Elbar with the legend,"Courage Ousmane,"as Ousmane Dembele faces 3 months out with a Hamstring injury. :roll: :banghead:
Are you serious? Imagine if Arsenal players had to wear T-shirts for every player on a mid to long-term injury..It would cost a fortune to have them continually printed..

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Bradywasking wrote:
Tue Oct 17, 2017 4:54 pm
Rugby Gooner wrote:
Tue Oct 17, 2017 4:44 pm
The Barcawhores wearing T- Shirts pre-match against Elbar with the legend,"Courage Ousmane,"as Ousmane Dembele faces 3 months out with a Hamstring injury. :roll: :banghead:
Are you serious? Imagine if Arsenal players had to wear T-shirts for every player on a mid to long-term injury..It would cost a fortune to have them continually printed..
Yes my friend,this is true.
It would have cost the club a fortune in printing and T-Shirts for the likes of Diaby,Wilshire,Cazorla etc etc etc

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Rugby Gooner wrote:
Tue Oct 17, 2017 4:44 pm
The Barcawhores wearing T- Shirts pre-match against Elbar with the legend,"Courage Ousmane,"as Ousmane Dembele faces 3 months out with a Hamstring injury. :roll: :banghead:

FFS!!!!!!!!!!!!

He's hurt his hamstring!!!!!!! It's not terminal cancer!!!!!!!!!!!

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Rugby Gooner wrote:
Tue Oct 17, 2017 4:44 pm
The Barcawhores wearing T- Shirts pre-match against Elbar with the legend,"Courage Ousmane,"as Ousmane Dembele faces 3 months out with a Hamstring injury. :roll: :banghead:
Jesus wept. "Courage Ousmane"?? That is fucking embarrassing. :oops: :oops:

The modern disconnected-from-the-real-world footballer cúnt at their most detached fucked-in-the-head stupid. :roll: :censored:

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Wed Oct 18, 2017 7:12 am
Rugby Gooner wrote:
Tue Oct 17, 2017 4:44 pm
The Barcawhores wearing T- Shirts pre-match against Elbar with the legend,"Courage Ousmane,"as Ousmane Dembele faces 3 months out with a Hamstring injury. :roll: :banghead:
Jesus wept. "Courage Ousmane"?? That is fucking embarrassing. :oops: :oops:

The modern disconnected-from-the-real-world footballer cúnt at their most detached fucked-in-the-head stupid. :roll: :censored:
:D :D

Wasnt there also a Real Madrid player a month or so ago who had to miss a game because he couldnt pull his socks up after injuring himself shaving his legs? Can you imagine telling someone like Jock Stein you couldnt play for a reason like that? :)

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Clash wrote:
Wed Oct 18, 2017 9:50 am
DB10GOONER wrote:
Wed Oct 18, 2017 7:12 am
Rugby Gooner wrote:
Tue Oct 17, 2017 4:44 pm
The Barcawhores wearing T- Shirts pre-match against Elbar with the legend,"Courage Ousmane,"as Ousmane Dembele faces 3 months out with a Hamstring injury. :roll: :banghead:
Jesus wept. "Courage Ousmane"?? That is fucking embarrassing. :oops: :oops:

The modern disconnected-from-the-real-world footballer cúnt at their most detached fucked-in-the-head stupid. :roll: :censored:
:D :D

Wasnt there also a Real Madrid player a month or so ago who had to miss a game because he couldnt pull his socks up after injuring himself shaving his legs? Can you imagine telling someone like Jock Stein you couldnt play for a reason like that? :)
:lol: :lol: :oops: :oops:

Fucking shower of ladyboy tossers polluting the modern game. :oops: :roll: :censored:

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Everything.

Too many things to list :lol: :wink:

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