My pal lives on Tenerife and some of the Spanish female sports presenters are stunning,but I dont know if they are whiny too because I speak fuck all Spanish,but they are pretty easy on the eye.arseofacrow wrote: ↑Sat Jun 24, 2017 6:21 amThis could also feature in the grumpy git section: Female football commentators. More specifically, focal points like goals or controversies.
Perhaps it's only the whiny English females that feature on the BBC and a nice Irish or Scottish voice would prove much better. It's the high-pitchedness of aforementioned females that grates. Just grates.
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Nope it will make no difference - they will all sound whiney.arseofacrow wrote: ↑Sat Jun 24, 2017 6:21 amThis could also feature in the grumpy git section: Female football commentators. More specifically, focal points like goals or controversies.
Perhaps it's only the whiny English females that feature on the BBC and a nice Irish or Scottish voice would prove much better. It's the high-pitchedness of aforementioned females that grates. Just grates.
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The people that run football really are mostly just fucktards. All this effort to "stop time wasting" and then they offer up this beauty;Leyton Gooner wrote: ↑Sat Jun 17, 2017 5:34 pmWhat. The. Fuck
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/40311889
"...a new rule allowing players to effectively pass to themselves or dribble the ball when taking a free-kick, corner and goal-kick"
Well that will work out fucking brilliant won't it!
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Gonna merge this into the modern football thread... but you guys knew that...
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I hate the craze of bringing kids on the pitch to lift trophies and end of seasons...... Amongst many other things
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the Scottish female who does Desert Island Discs (Kirsty Young?) has One Sexy Voice. And should be made head presenter on MOTD and get shot of that jug eared ceeeunt.DB10GOONER wrote: ↑Mon Jun 26, 2017 12:17 pmNope it will make no difference - they will all sound whiney.arseofacrow wrote: ↑Sat Jun 24, 2017 6:21 amThis could also feature in the grumpy git section: Female football commentators. More specifically, focal points like goals or controversies.
Perhaps it's only the whiny English females that feature on the BBC and a nice Irish or Scottish voice would prove much better. It's the high-pitchedness of aforementioned females that grates. Just grates.
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Seeing as we rarely win a trophy these days Flash - It will soon be written into all Arsenal Players Contracts by the despot conniving cheating ceeeunt that they MUST have at least one child and they MUST be part of the lap of shame AND they MUSDT Lift them High Up In The Air as if they were a Trophy.flash gunner wrote: ↑Wed Jun 28, 2017 7:15 amI hate the craze of bringing kids on the pitch to lift trophies and end of seasons...... Amongst many other things
I was just surprised Alexis didn't bring his Dogs this year - seeing as Walcott and Ramsey both brought theirs
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Shhhhhhhhhh! ! Can't you even hold it for just 1 Minute!!!???DB10GOONER wrote: ↑Mon Jun 26, 2017 12:32 pmGonna merge this into the modern football thread... but you guys knew that...
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arseofacrow wrote: ↑Thu Jun 22, 2017 1:00 pmWhat do they chant?Swiss Tony Adams wrote: ↑Thu Jun 22, 2017 6:37 amMexican FA trying to stop the fans chanting at the opposing goalie when he takes a goal-kick...
Well, Mexican FA...
PUTO!!!
GOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL !
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OneBardGooner wrote: ↑Wed Jun 28, 2017 11:01 amShhhhhhhhhh! ! Can't you even hold it for just 1 Minute!!!???DB10GOONER wrote: ↑Mon Jun 26, 2017 12:32 pmGonna merge this into the modern football thread... but you guys knew that...
He Luvs a merge, maybe not wiv the missus, but he Luvs a merge....
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Allgunsblazin wrote: ↑Wed Jun 28, 2017 11:11 amOneBardGooner wrote: ↑Wed Jun 28, 2017 11:01 amShhhhhhhhhh! ! Can't you even hold it for just 1 Minute!!!???DB10GOONER wrote: ↑Mon Jun 26, 2017 12:32 pmGonna merge this into the modern football thread... but you guys knew that...
He Luvs a merge, maybe not wiv the missus, but he Luvs a merge....
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Central American,and Eastern European National Anthems that go on longer than 70's prog rock concept albums.
Not "modern" but still bollocks.
Not "modern" but still bollocks.
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I've no doubt mentioned it on this thread before but, fuck it, it still grinds my shit to paste;
Those fucking morons in their 20s that wear flat caps to football matches. FOAD you deluded wannabe tossers.
Those fucking morons in their 20s that wear flat caps to football matches. FOAD you deluded wannabe tossers.
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DB10GOONER wrote: ↑Thu Jun 29, 2017 7:06 amI've no doubt mentioned it on this thread before but, fuck it, it still grinds my shit to paste;
Those fucking morons in their 20s that wear flat caps to football matches. FOAD you deluded wannabe tossers.
Need to stop reading this at lunch time
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OneBardGooner wrote: ↑Wed Jun 28, 2017 10:59 amSeeing as we rarely win a trophy these days Flash - It will soon be written into all Arsenal Players Contracts by the despot conniving cheating ceeeunt that they MUST have at least one child and they MUST be part of the lap of shame AND they MUSDT Lift them High Up In The Air as if they were a Trophy.flash gunner wrote: ↑Wed Jun 28, 2017 7:15 amI hate the craze of bringing kids on the pitch to lift trophies and end of seasons...... Amongst many other things
I was just surprised Alexis didn't bring his Dogs this year - seeing as Walcott and Ramsey both brought theirs
Cool!