The Allgunsblazin Funny Quotes Thread
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The great Liam Brady after being asked "what if?" repeatedly by a reporter after a game.....
"If?..........If me Granny had bollocks she'd be me Grandad"
"If?..........If me Granny had bollocks she'd be me Grandad"
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Brian Clough had a few classics too......
"He is a very balanced player, he has a chip on both shoulders"!!
"If someone disagrees with me i encourage them to tell me, we then sit down have a chat and then decide i was right all along"
"He is a very balanced player, he has a chip on both shoulders"!!
"If someone disagrees with me i encourage them to tell me, we then sit down have a chat and then decide i was right all along"
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On being repeatedly asked about speculation regarding his sons possible move to an overseas club,Clough said,flash gunner wrote: ↑Mon Jun 19, 2017 8:13 amBrian Clough had a few classics too......
"He is a very balanced player, he has a chip on both shoulders"!!
"If someone disagrees with me i encourage them to tell me, we then sit down have a chat and then decide i was right all along"
"Nigel is a very nice young man,and doesn't go anywhere without his Mums permission."
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Ah Mr Clough, a never ending source of excellent sound bites. One of my favourites........
"The river Trent is lovely, I know because I have walked on it for 18 years."
"The river Trent is lovely, I know because I have walked on it for 18 years."
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My Fav Clough is ,they say Rome wasn't built in a day but I wasn't on that job !
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Cloughie also said "I wouldn't say I was the best manager in the business.....but I was in the top one"
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Always remember Clough saying this....."I wouldn't say I was the best manager in the business. But I was in the top one"
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Don't understand how people think Clough could be a half-decent manager when he couldn't even read a balance sheet.
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I re,member when Trevor Francis facing the press (not the media back then) but blokes with large microphones (Kenneth Wilstenholme stylee) and Box Brownie type size camera's - N'Forrest had just signed the first £1million player...this was before transfer windows and a reporter asked him
"So Trevor when will you play?"
and Cloughie in the background pipes up with
"When I Pick Im"
"So Trevor when will you play?"
and Cloughie in the background pipes up with
"When I Pick Im"
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I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered
I've gone missing a lot. Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World
In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life.
If I had to choose between dribbling past 5 players and scoring from 40 yards at Anfield or shagging Miss World, it'd be a hard choice. Thankfully, I've done both.
If I had been born ugly,you never would have heard of Pele