The Allgunsblazin Funny Quotes Thread

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Mark Viduka " it wouldn't bother me if we lost every game a long as we won the league"

David Beckham on being asked if he was a volatile player.." I can play on the right ,in the centre and sometimes on the left" I wonder what his answer would be if he was asked if he was a versatile player ?

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Former footballer Alvin Martin

“Brendan Rodgers has been singing the praises of Suarez and Sturridge – the SS.”

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Seems to be a beckham theme developing here.......heres another gem....

"We're definitely going to get Brooklyn christened, but we don't know into which religion."

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Garth Crooks waiting in the tunnel and as Gordon Strachan was walking up to him he said Gordon can I have a quick word to which Strachan said Aye velocity and walked on past him :D

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"George, where did it all go wrong?"
Said the room service guy delivering champagne to George Best, upon seeing him with on the bed with Miss World and £25k in notes.

"I spent money on fast cars, drink and women. The rest I just wasted" - George Best.

Favourite Bobby Robson quote, in response to a Newcastle fan question on the poor quality of Newcastle's play,
"This team plays the most fantastic football you could ever wish for during the week in training. Unfortunately, on Saturday, there's another 11 players trying to stop us playing our game."

Graham Taylor to the linesman after the ref failed to send off Koeman, who then two minutes later scored the goal that ended England's hope of reaching 1994 World Cup.
"You can thank your pal for that. He's just got me the sack"

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I Do

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One from Scottish football:

When Partick Thistle manager John Lambie was told one of his strikers was concussed and didn't know who he was, he replied
'great, tell him he's Pele and get him back on'

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wibble wrote:
Thu Jun 15, 2017 8:50 pm
One from Scottish football:

When Partick Thistle manager John Lambie was told one of his strikers was concussed and didn't know who he was, he replied
'great, tell him he's Pele and get him back on'
:lol: :lol:

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Fri Jun 16, 2017 7:06 am
wibble wrote:
Thu Jun 15, 2017 8:50 pm
One from Scottish football:

When Partick Thistle manager John Lambie was told one of his strikers was concussed and didn't know who he was, he replied
'great, tell him he's Pele and get him back on'
:lol: :lol:

:lol:

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Saw this quote this morning on another thread on this forum:

AllGunzablazin to DB10

"Thank you my Celtic Tiger"

:?

FFS Get a room ! :roll:

:wink:

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Not trying to steer this thread in another direction, but...

Diego Maradona...
"We all know what the French are like and Platini as a Frenchman thinks he knows it all."

Sign this bloke up while we're at it, we've had a postman and a man with a broken back, what about a random shopper in a supermarket?

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"it's only ray parlour" lovejoy the *word censored*


:coffeespit:

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Swiss Tony Adams wrote:
Sat Jun 17, 2017 7:18 pm
Not trying to steer this thread in another direction, but...

Diego Maradona...
"We all know what the French are like and Platini as a Frenchman thinks he knows it all."

Sign this bloke up while we're at it, we've had a postman and a man with a broken back, what about a random shopper in a supermarket?

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Oh! FFS Do NOT let wenker see that or he'll fuckin' sign him. :?

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Thu Jun 15, 2017 10:26 am
"My parents have been there for me, ever since I was about seven."

- The Sage David Beckham.
And from the very same : "We're gonna get Brooklyn christened but not sure what religion yet!"

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Garth Crook ; CAmeroon have been a surprise in this group
Geoff Hurst : Yes they have been the Niggers in the woodpile havent they !

He said this twice during the world cup 1990 one has vanished there is another on U tube !

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