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DB10GOONER wrote:
Wed Sep 13, 2017 11:16 am
TeeCee wrote:
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Kolasinac.....'How come you lot all look like little boys?...........' 8)
Borderline, mate.... borderline... :shock:


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ps: I mean how Ozil can call THAT a moustache??? Jezzzzzzussss I've seen more hair on a ....


:rubchin: :rubchin: :rubchin:

Baldy thing


Come on DB help me out here! I KNOW you've got a ton of them just waiting to be said/typed.

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OneBardGooner wrote:
Wed Sep 13, 2017 11:27 am
ps: I mean how Ozil can call THAT a moustache??? Jezzzzzzussss I've seen more hair on a ....


:rubchin: :rubchin: :rubchin:

Baldy thing


Come on DB help me out here! I KNOW you've got a ton of them just waiting to be said/typed.

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I've seen more hair on .... an augie? :lol: :wink:

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Wed Sep 13, 2017 11:22 am
Borderline, mate.... borderline... :shock:
Don't know what you mean sir? :rubchin: :lol:
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Midz wrote:
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AS: Who the fuck would want to stay here a minute longer under that mad old bastard?

MO: I dunno. I'll pretend to want to stay a little while longer whilst I wait for a decent offer to come in.

AS: You may be waiting a long time mate, I'm off to Citeh in January. Fuck this.

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TOF: Look, uhhh, make sure you pass it sideways. Sideways, always.

AOC: Fuck this, I'm going to Liverpool so I can play in the middle, instead of everywhere but the middle.

JL: How the fuck did we become the Invincibles under this senile old cúnt? Oh, we players did it ourselves. Look this Colney crèche scheisse...

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AF: How could ANYONE possibly compare you to me after 2004? My record shites all over yours, pal. We almost doubled the capacity of Old Trafford, won 13 PL titles and I created the Class of '92 and still produced the off first team player since then. How did you do with Cashburton, Project Youth and the British Core? What have you done with all the resources you had? Why the fuck are you still in this job after we pounded you 8-2 and I actually didn't want us to score any more? Is your life really that empty that you will never retire?

TOF: Look, uhhh...

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EW: Sean, can you take me up the shitter tonight? Please?

Me: Oh, alright then 8)

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SK: Why are you the only man of Turkish origin who can't grow a fucking beard? I have more hair on my back than that crap on your face.

MO: You've triggered me! I have to go to my safe space now!

GX: I grew this lip fuzz in three days; that took you a month, Mesut. Shave that crap off and stop embarrassing yourself, son.

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Wed Sep 13, 2017 11:31 am
OneBardGooner wrote:
Wed Sep 13, 2017 11:27 am
ps: I mean how Ozil can call THAT a moustache??? Jezzzzzzussss I've seen more hair on a ....


:rubchin: :rubchin: :rubchin:

Baldy thing


Come on DB help me out here! I KNOW you've got a ton of them just waiting to be said/typed.

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I've seen more hair on .... an augie? :lol: :wink:
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Reservoir Dogs 2022

'I'm Mr Bar-b-que", and he's Mr Tapas

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Arteta: I can't get the wrapper off this fucking penguin!

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The Thieving, Juventus Fan Murdering ScouserScum ground is that way.


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Arteta: I can't get the wrapper off this fucking penguin!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :high5:




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Edu: oi! Mikel Breathe IN The Press are here!

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C'mon Cedric let's shake that booty!

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C'mon Cedric let's shake that booty!
FFS Guys we should be steam rolling these cunnts seeing as Clive isn't here! :D

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Arteta's saying 'When you're on the pitch Cedric, it's like playing with 10 men!

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:D :D

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