Arsenal v Newcastle Saturday 16 December 3pm.... (Who will win the sewing machine??)

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Re: Arsenal v Newcastle Saturday 16 December 3pm.... (Who will win the sewing machine??)

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OneBardGooner wrote:
Thu Dec 14, 2017 5:51 pm
The tactics will go something like this:

Kick Off + { Leetul Beet Leggy} x Speshul Circumstances <handbrake> Ratio of 11: 1 taking into account
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X by Tippy Tappy = a Loss of momentum in the upper echelons of the Permier League Table, : - : (ergo) 7th now replaces 4th, but the manager continues as the dominating factor in the loss of points resulting in the AKB Re-surgence meaning all gains are measured by a total dispensatory module of aclimitisation of the Northern Air factor thus creating Sweet Feck All.

Einstein Said That, but what the bollox would that ceeunt know compared to our glorious leader who knows "Everything About Nothing".
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xisstential wrote:
Thu Dec 14, 2017 6:04 pm

A leetle beet lacking jaded sumo wrestler in the final third.
That's practically a haiku! :barscarf: Sweet bicycle riding Christ, I'm engorged now. 8)

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Re: Arsenal v Newcastle Saturday 16 December 3pm.... (Who will win the sewing machine??)

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markyp wrote:
Fri Dec 15, 2017 7:02 am
if we don't win this one then we will be on an epic slide, our best ever squad according to TOF :lol:
Um.... we won't. :lol:

We will put together a nice little run of flat track bully results and maybe one "big" scalp and thezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz :yawn:

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Re: Arsenal v Newcastle Saturday 16 December 3pm

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Thu Dec 14, 2017 1:43 pm
postmanPat91 wrote:
Thu Dec 14, 2017 1:29 pm
DB10GOONER wrote:
Thu Dec 14, 2017 11:33 am
xisstential wrote:
Thu Dec 14, 2017 11:21 am
Perfect time for a flat tracker...... expect to hear some, if not all of these in the post match...speerit,was important win, confidence is back,mental strength, good to see chances converted again, possession stats, sumo wrestlers...

Be interesting to see what team he puts out as Liverpool loom large. My feeling is Wenger won't care about this, a loss to Liverpool will pile the pressure on him so this cup will need to be sacrificed. I think he'll be relieved to ditch one of these comps, he hasn't the ability,nor the players to juggle all these comps, plus at his age all this travelling around in the freezing cold must be really getting to him.

In the near future I expect to see him with a nice wooly rug over his legs and a steaming cup of cocoa in his gnarled paws.
Aren't both this game and the mousers PL, not cup? :rubchin:

:wink:
Precisely - he 'sacrifices' the PL every year he stays :wink: :barscarf:

rodders999 wrote:
Thu Dec 14, 2017 12:08 pm
As long as we have 80% possession I'll be happy :barscarf:
It's all about the 'expected goals' mate :lol:
Um.... 'kay.... I'm pretty sure the PL is not a "cup" though.... :rubchin: :wink:

Actually I could have finished that last sentence on the word "pretty". :lol: :wink:
Can't remember tbh, I haven't seen it for 13 (going on 20) years :wink:

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postmanPat91 wrote:
Fri Dec 15, 2017 8:48 am
DB10GOONER wrote:
Thu Dec 14, 2017 1:43 pm
postmanPat91 wrote:
Thu Dec 14, 2017 1:29 pm
DB10GOONER wrote:
Thu Dec 14, 2017 11:33 am
xisstential wrote:
Thu Dec 14, 2017 11:21 am
Perfect time for a flat tracker...... expect to hear some, if not all of these in the post match...speerit,was important win, confidence is back,mental strength, good to see chances converted again, possession stats, sumo wrestlers...

Be interesting to see what team he puts out as Liverpool loom large. My feeling is Wenger won't care about this, a loss to Liverpool will pile the pressure on him so this cup will need to be sacrificed. I think he'll be relieved to ditch one of these comps, he hasn't the ability,nor the players to juggle all these comps, plus at his age all this travelling around in the freezing cold must be really getting to him.

In the near future I expect to see him with a nice wooly rug over his legs and a steaming cup of cocoa in his gnarled paws.
Aren't both this game and the mousers PL, not cup? :rubchin:

:wink:
Precisely - he 'sacrifices' the PL every year he stays :wink: :barscarf:

rodders999 wrote:
Thu Dec 14, 2017 12:08 pm
As long as we have 80% possession I'll be happy :barscarf:
It's all about the 'expected goals' mate :lol:
Um.... 'kay.... I'm pretty sure the PL is not a "cup" though.... :rubchin: :wink:

Actually I could have finished that last sentence on the word "pretty". :lol: :wink:
Can't remember tbh, I haven't seen it for 13 (going on 20) years :wink:
:barscarf: :lol:

We need a sewing machine emote! :lol: :wink:

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Fri Dec 15, 2017 8:50 am
postmanPat91 wrote:
Fri Dec 15, 2017 8:48 am
DB10GOONER wrote:
Thu Dec 14, 2017 1:43 pm
postmanPat91 wrote:
Thu Dec 14, 2017 1:29 pm
DB10GOONER wrote:
Thu Dec 14, 2017 11:33 am


Aren't both this game and the mousers PL, not cup? :rubchin:

:wink:
Precisely - he 'sacrifices' the PL every year he stays :wink: :barscarf:

rodders999 wrote:
Thu Dec 14, 2017 12:08 pm
As long as we have 80% possession I'll be happy :barscarf:
It's all about the 'expected goals' mate :lol:
Um.... 'kay.... I'm pretty sure the PL is not a "cup" though.... :rubchin: :wink:

Actually I could have finished that last sentence on the word "pretty". :lol: :wink:
Can't remember tbh, I haven't seen it for 13 (going on 20) years :wink:
:barscarf: :lol:

We need a sewing machine emote! :lol: :wink:
Ask G88ner! 8) :wink:

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Basil is a Gooner wrote:
Fri Dec 15, 2017 9:19 am
DB10GOONER wrote:
Fri Dec 15, 2017 8:50 am
postmanPat91 wrote:
Fri Dec 15, 2017 8:48 am
DB10GOONER wrote:
Thu Dec 14, 2017 1:43 pm
postmanPat91 wrote:
Thu Dec 14, 2017 1:29 pm


Precisely - he 'sacrifices' the PL every year he stays :wink: :barscarf:




It's all about the 'expected goals' mate :lol:
Um.... 'kay.... I'm pretty sure the PL is not a "cup" though.... :rubchin: :wink:

Actually I could have finished that last sentence on the word "pretty". :lol: :wink:
Can't remember tbh, I haven't seen it for 13 (going on 20) years :wink:
:barscarf: :lol:

We need a sewing machine emote! :lol: :wink:
Ask G88ner! 8) :wink:
:lol: :lol:

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Fri Dec 15, 2017 9:29 am
Basil is a Gooner wrote:
Fri Dec 15, 2017 9:19 am
DB10GOONER wrote:
Fri Dec 15, 2017 8:50 am
postmanPat91 wrote:
Fri Dec 15, 2017 8:48 am
DB10GOONER wrote:
Thu Dec 14, 2017 1:43 pm


Um.... 'kay.... I'm pretty sure the PL is not a "cup" though.... :rubchin: :wink:

Actually I could have finished that last sentence on the word "pretty". :lol: :wink:
Can't remember tbh, I haven't seen it for 13 (going on 20) years :wink:
:barscarf: :lol:

We need a sewing machine emote! :lol: :wink:
Ask G88ner! 8) :wink:
:lol: :lol:
No I mean it - or do you remember the story?

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Basil is a Gooner wrote:
Fri Dec 15, 2017 9:31 am
DB10GOONER wrote:
Fri Dec 15, 2017 9:29 am
Basil is a Gooner wrote:
Fri Dec 15, 2017 9:19 am
DB10GOONER wrote:
Fri Dec 15, 2017 8:50 am
postmanPat91 wrote:
Fri Dec 15, 2017 8:48 am


Can't remember tbh, I haven't seen it for 13 (going on 20) years :wink:
:barscarf: :lol:

We need a sewing machine emote! :lol: :wink:
Ask G88ner! 8) :wink:
:lol: :lol:
No I mean it - or do you remember the story?
I do indeed. Not sure which was more evocative of g88ner.... the sewing machine or the gay tennis clique... :shock:

:lol: :wink:

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Fri Dec 15, 2017 9:46 am
Basil is a Gooner wrote:
Fri Dec 15, 2017 9:31 am
DB10GOONER wrote:
Fri Dec 15, 2017 9:29 am
Basil is a Gooner wrote:
Fri Dec 15, 2017 9:19 am
DB10GOONER wrote:
Fri Dec 15, 2017 8:50 am


:barscarf: :lol:

We need a sewing machine emote! :lol: :wink:
Ask G88ner! 8) :wink:
:lol: :lol:
No I mean it - or do you remember the story?
I do indeed. Not sure which was more evocative of g88ner.... the sewing machine or the gay tennis clique... :shock:

:lol: :wink:
My understanding of it, was that he got dumped and in order to cheer himself up he bought a Sewing Machine so he could make his very own Tennis Outfits in (Lady Penelope) Pink. :lol: :wink:

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OneBardGooner wrote:
Fri Dec 15, 2017 9:50 am
DB10GOONER wrote:
Fri Dec 15, 2017 9:46 am
Basil is a Gooner wrote:
Fri Dec 15, 2017 9:31 am
DB10GOONER wrote:
Fri Dec 15, 2017 9:29 am
Basil is a Gooner wrote:
Fri Dec 15, 2017 9:19 am


Ask G88ner! 8) :wink:
:lol: :lol:
No I mean it - or do you remember the story?
I do indeed. Not sure which was more evocative of g88ner.... the sewing machine or the gay tennis clique... :shock:

:lol: :wink:
My understanding of it, was that he got dumped and in order to cheer himself up he bought a Sewing Machine so he could make his very own Tennis Outfits in (Lady Penelope) Pink. :lol: :wink:
:lol: :lol:

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pressure on Wenger...up come Newcastle ready for the beating....3-0 home win

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Re: Arsenal v Newcastle Saturday 16 December 3pm.... (Who will win the sewing machine??)

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Just to clarify, do I stand a better chance of winning the sewing machine if I forget the game is on or if I remember but don't watch it?

Also what if I watch the game but forget that I've watched it?!

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wibble wrote:
Fri Dec 15, 2017 12:58 pm
Just to clarify, do I stand a better chance of winning the sewing machine if I forget the game is on or if I remember but don't watch it?

Also what if I watch the game but forget that I've watched it?!
You stand the best chance if you change your name to G88ner and wear bright pink and gay colours! and carry a tennis racket. :D :wink:

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GoonerMuzz wrote:
Thu Dec 14, 2017 7:31 pm
xisstential wrote:
Thu Dec 14, 2017 6:04 pm
GoonerMuzz wrote:
Thu Dec 14, 2017 4:07 pm
I'm confused, which is the more important stat now 'Expected goals' or 'Adjusted finishing'? :oops:
Obviously you cannot expect goals if you cannot adjust your finishing. It's not rocket science, please try keep up :lol: :shock: :lol: ...

A leetle beet lacking jaded sumo wrestler in the final third. :? :? :?
Okaaaaaaaay but when you add in the possession % and total pass numbers it gets really really bad and my HND level maths and science can't keep up, surely it was just easier when it was measured in goals for and against to decide who won the match. :cry:

Anyway a struggling Newcastle are bound to get a boost this weekend :roll:
You also need to factor in 'net spend' and 'external resources' of the 'financially-doped' 'Sports Direct'-money Geordies :rubchin:

Ivan's right IMO, at 7th place below the Scum and oil-barons Burnley we're vastly overachieving 8)

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