Santa Wenger

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Allgunsblazin
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Santa Wenger

Postby Allgunsblazin » Sat Dec 23, 2017 10:05 pm

Twas the night before Xmas throughout the house.
We were all fucked and so was the mouse.
Dads at the brothel and mums with uncle Frank
And I'd settled down for a nice slow *****.
When outside the house i heard a right clatter,
I let go of my cock, to see what was the matter
Out on the lawn I saw a big dick.
Knew right away it was old St Nick.
He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell.
The big fat fucker I think he fell.
He filled all our stockings with fags and beer and a big rubber cock for my brother the queer,
Then he climbed up the chimney and with a thunderous fart.
The big fat *word censored* blew the house apart.
He swore and he cursed as he rode out of sight.
Shouting I'll be back next year, hope you're Christmas is shite

Merry Xmas, Gooners.... :lol:

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Re: Santa Wenger

Postby DB10GOONER » Wed Jan 03, 2018 8:47 am

o - kay.... :rubchin:

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Re: Santa Wenger

Postby sk-gtfo » Wed Jan 03, 2018 12:00 pm

I thought it was funny :twisted:

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Re: Santa Wenger

Postby robbo10 » Thu Jan 04, 2018 12:27 pm

Twas the night before Xmas throughout the house.
We were all fucked and so was the mouse.
Dads at the brothel and mums with uncle Frank
And I'd settled down for a nice slow *****.
When outside the house i heard a right clatter,
I let go of my cock, to see what was the matter
Out on the lawn I saw a big dick.
Knew right away it was old St Nick.
He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell.
The big fat fucker I think he fell.
He filled all our stockings with fags and beer and a big rubber cock for my brother the queer,
Then he climbed up the chimney and with a thunderous fart.
The big fat *word censored* blew the house apart.
He swore and he cursed as he rode out of sight.
Shouting I'll be back next year, hope you're Christmas is shite

Merry Xmas, Gooners.... :lol:
Ahhhhh you wrote an ode to Lord Bendtner,how sweet! :lol: :lol:


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